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Tilikum said:
Pooner's denial of reality causes a small child to sob uncontrollably.
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Stella Octangula said:
If it isn't from some sort of media or celebrity they like, chances are it's straight off of the year's top 100 on a baby names website. More "unique" boy names are popular right now more than ever before. Predictably, Aiden as a baby name was especially popular for a while in the 2010s forward; along with Theo, Liam, Jayden, Asher, Kai, etc. They want a popular name to blend in, so they choose a trendy name fit for an infant that immediately singles them out.
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There was an older post in the pooner thread about pooners using the names they were planning to give to their future son before they decided not to have kids.
 
anchorage said:
This is just depressing.

This was under a post about a troon making a fucking college textbook length post (lol) to a 5 word quip from a TERF. That's not the L I wanted to share today.

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Turns out yes, the stereotype that troons make "funny quips" to "transphobes" and then proceed to cut themselves behind the screen is absolutely true.

As can be expected, OP is a pooner, and loves to comment on other pooner "dicks".
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Of course, Gender Guesser knows best.
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A reminder that as we speak, there is probably a pooner cutting horizontally on a wrist, hesitating to join "his" bretherin in the afterlife by cutting vertically, while looking at a KF thread, hell, maybe even this one. In their mind, one thing goes around their head, a thought that seldom occurs during the day:
"Am I truly valid?"
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That pooner said her BMI is 'around 38.'
Knowing nothing about BMI, I went on the NHS website, where it gives you an option to input your data to find out your BMI. Fucked around for a bit to find out how big 38 bmi is, by the look of the scale is absolutely the peak out normie end of it, before it moves off into different medical category of bariatric, I guess.

Pooners are fucking tiny so I shall try to be fair and say 5'2 for height...
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Looks to be about 200lbs(15 stone) to get to 38 at a Pooner safe height.
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It actually wasn't as absolutely huge as I first assumed when I did mine, and saw that the normal scale only went up to that level -
Most importantly it's by no means a level of fat that would be really hard to get back from (I assume, perhaps pretty ignorantly as I've neve been fat and people do say that it's much harder to lose weight than you think.. But some people also are massive greedy lazy idiots who lie, if My 600lb Life is anything to go by.. so I'm honestly not sure which is true)

It's mad when you think about how many people around are actually this fat, and how you never see old people this fat, even though this has become a kind of normal level of fat.

I imagine getting to that point it would become like, trying to do any cardio would be like if you tried to jog without a bra on, where your bobs annoying bob about and kinda hurt, but your entire body and gut would do that.


I seriously doubt they would even still want to transition into "ignorable scruffy fat dude" if they lost the weight first. In what world does getting rot dog surgery seem less of a deal than exercising.. Or even gastric bypass if you're too far gone?
I suppose for all the cheerleasing of the body positivity crowd, it just doesn't get the same amount of cheerleaders.
Or maybe it's the esoteric nature of gender, as opposed to the cold hard metrics of obesity.
You can be a fetish adjacent mysterious dude who calls the shots on ordering people around RE your pronouns.
Someone calls you ma'am you can correct them "it's sir".
Whereas the doctor calls you fat, you can't uhm actually identify your way out of that and pointscore.

Still. You'd think the fatties would be more wary of surgery, having discomfort in their bodies and medical difficulties as a more likely thing experienced already.
You'd think it'd give them pause. And the anti medical industry cope seething they do seems to disappear out the window when it's an even more risky less researched topic.
Weird shit man.
 
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AfghanBlue said:
(I assume, perhaps pretty ignorantly as I've neve been fat and people do say that it's much harder to lose weight than you think.. But some people also are massive greedy lazy idiots who lie, if My 600lb Life is anything to go by.. so I'm honestly not sure which is true)
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When you get to be very massive like the 600 pounders, you literally just need to eat less. Your body has a very hard time maintaining all that mass without calories. Its why so many of them lie or genuinely do no realize how much they eat. Its so far from normal they dont have the correct gauge. Its harder for some, but consistent exercise is always gonna lead somewhere better.
 
Black Cat Owner said:
Why's it always Oliver or Finn or one of the other 6 names they choose? Is it genuinely from media they consume or what. Are all these Finn's wanna be adventure time characters or some bullshit?

Carla hall?
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Black Cat Owner said:
Why's it always Oliver or Finn or one of the other 6 names they choose? Is it genuinely from media they consume or what. Are all these Finn's wanna be adventure time characters or some bullshit?

Carla hall?
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LaughJoke2.0 said:
Not going to lie 1st time I saw Carla Hall on Top Chef I wondered if she was a tranny or just an ugly woman.
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I was innocently catching up on my fav farms threads when . . . Escándalo! Let me use my best fetal alcohol syndrome Greta voice "HOW DARE YOU!". Carla Hall produces tasty Vegetarian/Vegan recipes. I intermittently meat fast and she has some tasty veggie recipes.

This oxygen thief is carbon copy of another fudge packer, Shangela. That turd burglar has rape allegations swirling all around him, or in other words its a day that ends in y. I have learned from the farms it is only a short period from transition to 'call out' predator posts, or sometimes these predate the 'official' LARP. I look forward to the consent accident portion of this faggot's story arc.
As for Shangela, I am shocked he didn't discover his 'inner woman' and start his 'gender journey'. Troons and rape go together like chocolate and peanut butter, and he's allegedly* stuck his peanut butter into a bunch of unwilling chocolate.

*I made some comments about this on pReddit and every alphabet mafia degenerate took offense.

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Anyhoo, all this food talk makes me hungry I am going make Carla's Peanut Butter Banana Bacon Cake with Chocolate syrup. It's delish!
 
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They refuse to believe in objective reality
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I've only ever seen girls with regular burns (from hair straighteners, lol)

Also girls seem to bruise more. Or at least it's a bit more visible on our clearer, hairless skin. Also, did these bitches never get bumps and scrapes as kids out playing, alongside the boys? (lol, we know the answer to that)

If they had constantly chopped up hands from doing something like manual labour as a job, maaaybe, but they don't.

That's the funny thing about pooners when you see their little hands holding their rotgods gently - I was thinking about how they all seem to have notably feminine hands then realsie that if I trooned out, I would be used to looking after my hands the same way I've always done life long, and they would look still like women's hands. The length you keep your nails at, the automatic fact of making sure they're clean of dirt and neat even if they aren't painted.
They way men very often have really short nails and it almost changes the shape of their finger tips as they swell a touch around the very shorn edges.

The only time my hands look rough is if I'm consistently working with wood or something on a specific project, and obv poons aren't gonna transition their work life and become carpenters or brick layers.
Without very deliberate effort of what amounts to diet self harm of roughening them, in what would probably be physically painful to more delicate hands, if they just go on as normal their hands will still look like girls hands even without decoration.
 
AfghanBlue said:
I seriously doubt they would even still want to transition into "ignorable scruffy fat dude" if they lost the weight first. In what world does getting rot dog surgery seem less of a deal than exercising.. Or even gastric bypass if you're too far gone?
I suppose for all the cheerleasing of the body positivity crowd, it just doesn't get the same amount of cheerleaders.
Or maybe it's the esoteric nature of gender, as opposed to the cold hard metrics of obesity.
You can be a fetish adjacent mysterious dude who calls the shots on ordering people around RE your pronouns.
Someone calls you ma'am you can correct them "it's sir".
Whereas the doctor calls you fat, you can't uhm actually identify your way out of that and pointscore.

Still. You'd think the fatties would be more wary of surgery, having discomfort in their bodies and medical difficulties as a more likely thing experienced already.
You'd think it'd give them pause. And the anti medical industry cope seething they do seems to disappear out the window when it's an even more risky less researched topic.
Weird shit man.
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Juliana in fatgirlflow / comfyfattravels thread is getting top surgery even though she's in the 80-90 BMI range:
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J is reposting all her articles in IG Stories enjoy her one complaining about not being able to get top surgery without losing weight:
Gender Dysphoria: When Anti-fat Medical Bias Makes Top Surgery Inaccessible
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Fatties love the medical industry when it does whatever they want and tells them that their problems aren't their fault. The gender surgeon is ideal for them-they will do whatever you pay them for, and tell you that you look great.
 
Peaches Demure said:
Well, we had D00leys, a Dutch pooner featured heavily in the SRS surgeries thread until she DFE's, who apparently chose to name herself... Bert.
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So...Muppets, Mary Poppins, or The Used. Which did she name herself after? Unless there's some famous Dutch media Bert character that she picked instead. They always name themselves after someone, usually a fictional character.
 
Fapcop said:
That was a nicely written “in memoriam” post. Almost made me feel bad for him.

And then I saw the SKIRTGOSPINNY! Pic.

Meh, nothing of value was lost.
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Was this a special troon or something?
Was he a musician or even just a streamer /influencer or just big amongst the twitter / bluesky troon scene, or was he a more random one?

I think we are still on a very low percentage of people who've actually an hero'd,-maybe Amhero for 41'ers- after making a post like that.
They usually just pretend, then come back after silently observing the adulation for like 4 days by saying they were in hospital after a totally genuine fr fr attempt.


RE D00leys = Bert, I think Albert is maybe just a commonish name over that way. Traditional. Price Albert and Albert Einstein. I know they are both German but it's just down the road. It's probably like their version of Oliver as a traditional pooner name flavour.
 
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