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This creep has quite the "smile"
 
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He’s not lying, it is a rant. Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!

I'm bald.

I sweat like a pig.

My face is too masculine and would require surgery to look remotely feminine.

I don't like makeup up and wigs because of the sweating and itchiness.

I want to just be able to walk out my door without this shit and feel confident, which I know I won't...

I can't stand the constant preening. I can't even keep my legs smooth.

Dear God the shaving is just constant and not at the same time.

By the time I'm finished shaving everything, I'm too exhausted to put on makeup and even try to be feminine.

I wrote out a pros and cons list about a year ago and decided that the only cons were societal.

Well it's not entirely true.

I could deal with the potential infertility, as long as I banked my sperm.

And I thought the shrinking was no biggie until I learned about three weeks ago that it can actually hurt getting an erection... I want to remain functional and srs is really off the table. It's not something I want to do.

And I really like my muscles. A lot. It's the only thing I like about my body but that's gonna go kaput if I start hrt.

I like being as strong as I can be. Having lost 80 lbs of pure fat over a few years means this body is a testament to my hard work.

And since it's been on my mind but affirmed by another mtf in a support group i was in last week, the dysphoria never goes away.

She was fucking flawless. No one in their right mind would misgender her...

Me? I'll look like a troll forever.

What the fuck is the actual point?

Can't I just wake up tomorrow wishing I was a man instead? Seems like a lot less work from where I'm standing. I fucking hate this. I hate it!

I just don't feel like I belong anywhere.

I'm just this thing with invisible suffering. A sir, a dude, a man.

I don't see a way out and I don't know where any of you find the courage to be yourself.

I didn't feel this way since I was a kid. It's not like I'd letting out the "real me."

How much more me could I possibly be?

I'm already me now...

Fuck. Rant over.

And before you say see a therapist. Fuck therapy.

I'm done looking around. I can't afford it. And the therapists that are in network are clueless about gender issues.

My last therapist called me sir twice in the last meeting. Most useless therapist I've ever spoken to.

I don't see any solutions from my standpoint.

All I can ever do is distract myself...

So he likes his muscles, strength and erections, yet amazingly doesn’t conclude that he’s a man and likes it.
 
monstrous bubo said:
He’s not lying, it is a rant. Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!
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Do we need Fetish Management 101 in high schools now?

Dude, buy inexpensive girlie things to wear at home, fap, wash your hands, put on regular clothes, do regular things like work a job, do laundry, and when it's fap time again, put the laundered girlie things back on AT HOME.

Privacy, dignity, no health complications, this is not hard, bro. Countless generations have managed it. You can, too.
 
Layton Mysteries said:
This is the OP by the way:
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The general consensus by the doods in the comments is that OP does look like a man, but a British one.
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Firstly, yes, that is obviously a girl. If I saw her in the street, I’d probably assume she was a recently-out lesbian.

Secondly, that bit about kids being indoctrinated about transphobia is not only obvious cope, but really bad cope. The kid must have been trained to be transphobic, because they said it as they saw it? But hold on! OP said she passes! How could the kid have spotted that she was a girl?
 
The paradox:
Do children have superior perception or are the grown ups all lying? 8)

Almost-getting-it strikes again!
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i am mtf (29) and one year into my first solid relationship with a man (49) that’s only ever dated cis women. it is a healthy and loving relationship, but i’m concerned about our sex life.

i am fairly attractive, “passing” and sexual. i am pre-op and surgery where i live isn’t a possibility. i have dated other straight men and sex was never a problem for neither of us. my partner is not conventionally attractive and has had limited sexual experience.

he’s always had issues with sex, getting hard, not being able to cum, is a lot in his head. so sex has never been great for us but we still tried to work on it. i know he’s into me, and he loves to show me off.

he used to say he liked kissing me because it felt like a vagina (i have big lips), and didn’t want to go down on me because he’d feel emasculated. he tried to watch trans porn for me and didn’t like it. he treated other trans people with wrong pronouns, etc. i am used to being patient at first, considering most straight guys are clueless and especially him being 49, and living his whole life programmed to conventionally straight stuff. so it wasn’t an issue until we got into a more serious relationship.

we had a talk and i told him i felt weird about it, and he was receptive and understanding. he says he accepts my body and occasionally goes down on me. he still has issues and is never able to cum. he has stopped watching porn, although i never asked him to. but we have less and less sex. I have tried everything, from positions, to dress up, to movements, and nothing seems to work. which has made me develop for the first time genital disphoria.

he knows it’s a touchy subject for me, but i have asked him directly about it, if my genitals turn him off or if he is missing something. i have offered to watch porn together. but he doesn’t want to hurt me so i never know if he’s being honest.

i know he deeply loves me but he said he only settled with me because i am his last resort, and wouldn’t have dated me before.

what do you think? can someone develop attraction to opposite genitalia just by loving another person? or is he forcing himself? what should i do?
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Fapcop said:
This one made me chuckle…

A young “stealth” pooner is suddenly asked “how she chose her name”…

WHATS GOING ON?!? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?

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The replies are full of pooners copeing, LARPing tough guys and trying to figure out this mystery. While tap dancing around the obvious.
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Why's it always Oliver or Finn or one of the other 6 names they choose? Is it genuinely from media they consume or what. Are all these Finn's wanna be adventure time characters or some bullshit?
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Carla hall?
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"i know he deeply loves me but he said he only settled with me because i am his last resort, and wouldn’t have dated me before."

won't let me quote.
For fuck's sake.

He's posted in the Argentina subreddit, so he's Latino. Dating an ugly man 30 years his senior SHOULD mean he's doing it for the money. But no, he thinks this ugly walking, talking middle life crisis that has openly told him he's only 'dating' him as a last resort loves him deeply.

I realize being any flavor of tranny means abandoning sanity, but how can he type that and still not see the fucking problem?
 
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This creep has quite the "smile"
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He also has quite the man-hands, man-head, man-neck (neck be THICK), man-stance, and rectangle body. All with the shit tier fashion sense of a troon. Taking a selfie in what is likely a women's locker/change room, too.
>As long as I act confident, no one will guess my assigned-at-birth gender!
That's not confidence. That's delusion. He can take all the hormones he wants, have all the surgeries, but he will always look like a man.
 
Cant reply to Geraldines recent post but lmao

"Hey girlies im dating a fat retard 20 years my senior who hates tranny porn and doesnt treat any of them with respect (except meeee) and never finishes having sex with me. He says he loves me.... So whats up with that???"
 
Black Cat Owner said:
Why's it always Oliver or Finn or one of the other 6 names they choose? Is it genuinely from media they consume or what. Are all these Finn's wanna be adventure time characters or some bullshit?

Carla hall?
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They pick names they view as artsy and quirky. I wonder if there are any pooners named Mike or Bill though.
 
Geraldine said:
How to handle telling the parents without having to deal with beheading? 8)
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Calling it now, this will be a future grifter.

He talks about being unable to return to his country once he starts transitioning, so chances are he's going to college outside of Saudi Arabia. If he isn't irredeemably retarded, he will wait to be in friendlier land to inform mom and dad of his stupidity, after which he will be disowned, and all monetary support rescinded. If he's lucky, they'll leave it at that and won't pay to have someone else do the beheading.

Then he'll find himself stranded in a foreign country without financial support. Cue the "Help an Unhoused Saudi TransGirl Eat" grift, possibly with a GFM for life-saving bottom surgery.
 
Paper Machete said:
There's a large difference between a guy having more (what is largely considered more) GNC fashion choices (wearing more jewelry, a pastel satiny shirt, etc.) and a guy outright crossdressing. The number of men who crossdress unironically for reasons other than dick feels is vanishingly small in a vanishingly small number of people and I wish some of you would stop pretending that isn't the case.
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There is an easy rule for male fashion that excludes cock-feel-good-frock-wearers: If you dress like a clown, you should be employed as a clown (model, popstar, art professor, rent boy). Same thing goes for women and their makeup - if you trowel on 2 inches of slap you'd better be a goth club rat or editorial model. Otherwise, you've just got a personality disorder.
 
Black Cat Owner said:
Why's it always Oliver or Finn or one of the other 6 names they choose? Is it genuinely from media they consume or what. Are all these Finn's wanna be adventure time characters or some bullshit?
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If it isn't from some sort of media or celebrity they like, chances are it's straight off of the year's top 100 on a baby names website. More "unique" boy names are popular right now more than ever before. Predictably, Aiden as a baby name was especially popular for a while in the 2010s forward; along with Theo, Liam, Jayden, Asher, Kai, etc. They want a popular name to blend in, so they choose a trendy name fit for an infant that immediately singles them out.
 
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