💥 Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Free the Pedos]

I’ve known good parents whose kid had to get a helmet for their flat head. Those parents didn’t constantly post about how they prioritize their love and sex love over their kid, though.

A kid still takes up your whole life at 7 months. You’re often up in the middle of the night and the day has to be planned around feedings and naps. Finding time to meet up with a friend once a week is a real win, so seeing Becky brag about how much time she has for accruing more partners is odd to say the least.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I’ve known good parents whose kid had to get a helmet for their flat head. Those parents didn’t constantly post about how they prioritize their love and sex love over their kid, though.

I’m not a babyologist, so I’m not really qualified to say why Hannah might have a flat head. But it is interesting to me that Becky practically wants Hannah to be disabled/neurodivergent/trans/otherwise special and disadvantaged, yet she doesn’t ever mention this.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I think our leak feels bad, guys.

Look, no one wants Hannah to be neglected, but a lot of us are parents and we have seen a lot of concerning stuff coupled with - as noted above - Becky saying that Hannah is GOING TO be disabled. Parents who commit medical abuse towards their children and impose a facetious factitious disorder on them (new terminology for MBP just dropped) think like this. While many of us think Hannah's ugly, we don't want Becky actually consciously or subconsciously doing things to make her kid disabled. We know Becky has massive abandonment issues because BPD, and it wouldn't be the first time a Mom turned their kid into a medical experiment to make sure they never, ever leave them.

While I get that you're personally unconcerned about the plagiocephaly - probably because she's told you it's fine and you want to believe that - but left untreated it can cause head deformities for life, not to mention potential hydrocephalus. It is also correlated with poor prognosis hitting developmental milestones - and that's not because of the head shape, it's because parents who don't help their kid not get a flat head also ignore their other developmental needs.

If Hannah had a flat head and there was no evidence that she stays in an unsecured stroller all the time or that she gets tummy time once a week maybe when they all "remember" to do it - well, Becky wouldn't be Becky, but we'd all be much less concerned. It's a very bad look and while it's not CPS level or anything, it's not normal no matter what she told you.

Add: @Zemblan Physics I laughed so hard. I definitely have a bad case of facetious disorder.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

facetious disorder

Lol, autocorrect created a disorder that many a farmer might qualify for.

 

[6degreesofkevinbacon]

You start to sound like Becky when you claim everyone is a groomer and abuser. Manufacturing reality to fit your narrative and yes half the things said here are so off base it’s laughable

Hannah isn’t being neglected by her caregivers but Becky isn’t mother of the year either. Pediatricians aren’t calling social services over this because it’s so common and when severe enough they get a helmet but usually it just rounds out on its own by year 1

Spoiler

Ive found those that are most critical of parenting choices don’t have children themselves. The I would never do that with my kids crowd are humbled when they have a baby themselves. Since this crowd is dense, no I’m not talking about overt abuse.

Becky saying that Hannah is GOING TO be disabled. Parents who commit medical abuse towards their children and impose a facetious factitious disorder on them (new terminology for MBP just dropped) think like this.

This is something that does concern me. Becky likes to cosplay disabilities and wants pats and extras for having a disabled child.

ETA: @Freethepedos Agreed. The men are the usual caregivers since typical baby functions are too much for her. But going out with strangers is fine of course. That is real unfortunately

 

[unexpected onions]

This is something that does concern me. Becky likes to cosplay disabilities and wants pats and extras for having a disabled child.

ETA: @Freethepedos Agreed. The men are the usual caregivers since typical baby functions are too much for her. But going out with strangers is fine of course. That is real unfortunately

What disabilities does she claim to have? It's never very clear from her tweets.

 

[Disco Snake]

If you uncomfortable answering more questions about Becky and the cucks' parenting, can you tell us more about her interactions in the wild? Is she as obnoxious about being an oppressed Latina in person as she is online? Does she actually refer to herself and Hannah like this to people in the real world?

Becky pretends her rich Cuban parents with a pool have rendered their adopted daughter and granddaughter the same kind of "Latina" as the Mexican girls pulling hair in LAUSD

Does she really try to speak Spanish with every Latino worker she interacts with?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

half the things said here are so off base it’s laughable

I know we're a fairly skeptical bunch and you likely won't score any brownie points for answering this - but could you tell us some things that are assumed or said on here that are "so off base it's laughable"? Acknowledging that we get a very limited perspective on her life, I know I would much rather dislike Becky for accurate reasons than things that you don't believe are true.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

I know we're a fairly skeptical bunch and you likely won't score any brownie points for answering this - but could you tell us some things that are assumed or said on here that are "so off base it's laughable"? Acknowledging that we get a very limited perspective on her life, I know I would much rather dislike Becky for accurate reasons than things that you don't believe are true.

It's nearly impossible to make up worse things about Becky than the stuff she's claimed to be doing or thinking.

 

[6degreesofkevinbacon]

Autism with hand flapping and other typical indicators, as well as recovering from major surgery. She says Hannah is autistic and wants this. If you’ve ever seen fakedisordercringe it’s on par. I’d guess she uses Sam’s knowledge to help her fake it.

What disabilities does she claim to have? It's never very clear from her tweets.

Is she as obnoxious about being an oppressed Latina in person as she is online?

She tries to fit in that she’s special, disabled, oppressed, whatever as often as she can. Right now it’s that she’s Jewish and autistic and married twice, but it shifts.

but could you tell us some things that are assumed or said on here that are "so off base it's laughable"?

Doubting hook ups, new boyfriends, Hannah, the house, Jacks sexuality and dating, donations and finances, stuff like that. Many of the assumptions about what’s really going on.

It's nearly impossible to make up worse things about Becky than the stuff she's claimed to be doing or thinking.

What she tweets is fairly accurate though often mixed with her own brand of BS. Half the time she isn’t sure of her own opinion on things, like going back and forth with wanting more kids.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Doubting hook ups, new boyfriends, Hannah, the house, Jacks sexuality and dating, donations and finances, stuff like that. Many of the assumptions about what’s really going on.

This is significantly worse than anything we've ever said about her. The fact that she's telling the truth about this stuff is the worst case scenario for everyone involved.

Out of curiosity and you mentioning him by name, do you know the real reason Jackson was fired? The consensus here is that he got busted looking at porn on the clock.

 

[unexpected onions]

Do you know anything about the pet troon situation? He comes across very autistic and also kinda passive aggressive on twitter so I'm curious. Does he work, does he pay rent or anything, does he hang out with the others or stays in his room? How do the others feel about him going on long, boring rants about Final Fantasy or whatever if he does that irl too?

 

[Simon]

This is significantly worse than anything we've ever said about her. The fact that she's telling the truth about this stuff is the worst case scenario for everyone involved.

For real. That means all of this gross hookup shit is actually happening and that's...that's so much worse.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I never doubted the gross hookup stuff one bit. Anyone with a vagina can tell you that if you wanna be a slut, you can basically yell out your door "hey, I'd like some dick" and there will be a couple dudes queuing up in no time. For whatever pathological reason, I think she really does wanna be a slut. So yeah.

I guess we've covered what you disagree with about Hannah, but the rest of your list kinda confuses me, @6degreesofkevinbacon what are we wrong about on the house? All I can recall is speculating on was that they pay a high mortgage for an ugly McMansion; maybe you mean our assumptions that the parents paid for part/all of it? And as far as Jack's sexuality, I think most of us agree he's coomersexual and would probably fuck most anyone that looks vaguely female. Guess I could be wrong, but our other Becky leak painted Jackson as a dude who used to be incredibly possessive of Becky and whom Becky cheated on constantly to the point she then coerced him into a poly relationship. For us to "assume" that he's a weak willed human without a spine and a proclivity towards simping from that seems fairly accurate.

Donations and finances - we have taken that directly from the seahag's mouth. She is forever bitching that they're broke for whatever reason, and e-begging for gifts and financial assistance. Either that stuff is true or not. If it's untrue and they have plenty of money, then she's a scammin' ass grifter. If they really are broke, then that's sad because we've witnessed her piss away several months of mortgage payments on trips and toys.

 

[I Just Want To Read]

Some questions that you can hopefully answer without revealing yourself:

1. You mentioned that Becky seems unsure of her opinions - does she mirror opinions of those around her often?
2. Does she still practice witchcraft?
3. Seriously, how often is she on social media? Is she always on her phone even when hanging out with people or being with Hannah?
4. How often does she fight with Jackson, Daniel, or Sam?
5. Is there anything that she hasn't put online but that everyone around her in real life knows?
6. Based off your observations, does it seem like Jackson, Daniel, and Sam believe Becky's autism is genuine?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I never doubted the gross hookup stuff one bit. Anyone with a vagina can tell you that if you wanna be a slut, you can basically yell out your door "hey, I'd like some dick" and there will be a couple dudes queuing up in no time. For whatever pathological reason, I think she really does wanna be a slut. So yeah.

I guess we've covered what you disagree with about Hannah, but the rest of your list kinda confuses me, @6degreesofkevinbacon what are we wrong about on the house? All I can recall is speculating on was that they pay a high mortgage for an ugly McMansion; maybe you mean our assumptions that the parents paid for part/all of it? And as far as Jack's sexuality, I think most of us agree he's coomersexual and would probably fuck most anyone that looks vaguely female. Guess I could be wrong, but our other Becky leak painted Jackson as a dude who used to be incredibly possessive of Becky and whom Becky cheated on constantly to the point she then coerced him into a poly relationship. For us to "assume" that he's a weak willed human without a spine and a proclivity towards simping from that seems fairly accurate.

Donations and finances - we have taken that directly from the seahag's mouth. She is forever bitching that they're broke for whatever reason, and e-begging for gifts and financial assistance. Either that stuff is true or not. If it's untrue and they have plenty of money, then she's a scammin' ass grifter. If they really are broke, then that's sad because we've witnessed her piss away several months of mortgage payments on trips and toys.

The house part may be because the initial thought on her residence's location was inaccurate. The second location, however, was accurate, and is the most recent dox. When he says Hannah, it's right after talking about doubting the existence of hookups, so I assume he's talking about the time just before the baby's birth where some people were saying she was just bloated or overate and had a "food baby" and doubted she was telling the truth about being pregnant or having the baby. I was not one of the doubters; in fact, I predicted her exact birth trajectory.

"Recovering from major surgery" when the surgery is a normal c-section on a first-time mom...that's something that should be well and truly finished up at 6 months unless you have significant complications. She did not have a crash c-section (it wasn't planned, but she also wasn't knocked out and cut vertically). She did not have previous surgery in that area. Beyond the first 12 weeks or so, you should be very much healed and capable of resuming all your normal activities. Sometimes a few things are still a bit out of joint, especially for very active women who are used to being able to do a lot with their hips, but Becky's obviously using her hips just fine. Typically sex is the very last thing to feel totally normal and good after a c-section, especially a section done after the woman has done a lot of laboring. If she's having hookups and they're not causing her pain, she's not still recovering from surgery. She is recovered.

The donations part is what I'm wondering about...we see the begging, she even pins those tweets so we're not wrong that she does it. Maybe the wrong part is that she ever actually makes money this way? Maybe she is just always howling she needs cash but no one is giving (we can hope!).

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Has Bex explained why she hasn't killed herself to protect Hannah from us yet?

You don't have to try to answer this, I just like bringing it up over and over.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

well?? Has Becky noticed a defector in her “DMs” yet?

 

[Printemps]

I was going to ask how, as someone who claims to be antizionist, Becky celebrates Passover. But then I remembered she doesn't celebrate it. She does celebrate Christmas while claiming to hate Christianity though.

 

[unexpected onions]

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I was going to ask how, as someone who claims to be antizionist, Becky celebrates Passover. But then I remembered she doesn't celebrate it. She does celebrate Christmas while claiming to hate Christianity though.

But last year she bought a $120 inflatable rainbow Hanukkah unicorn to try to bait someone into vandalizing their yard. Isn't that jewish enough for you