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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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first broadcast:

second broadcast:

It's been two hours since, where is he?
 
He's on rumble
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Fat midget walking simulator LETSGOOOOOO! He is out of breath waddling down the street. He is so short he can't even look over a mailbox. Imagine being so little. 🤭

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Edit: the stream is already having issues as Ralph fell into a crack on the sidewalk and can't get out. Someone grab a blade of grass for him to hold on to and pull him out!!!
 
Looking at Ralph walking is like watching an morbidly obese pig trying to move, especially with him being 5'1 and having a behavior comparable to a ghetto white woman trying to be like a nigger.
edit: Piggy looks gay when he wears those sunglasses to cover up his pig eyes, tryhard to be "cool" by smoking a cigarette and blasting rap music.
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“M-my name is not Ethan Ralph…”
Lmao what a huge, pimply pussy. Ralph lies about the name his daddy gave him like the frightened fat turd he is. Sad! Pathetic!
 
NaggotFigger said:
Looking at Ralph walking is like watching an morbidly obese pig trying to move, especially with him being 5'1 and having a behavior comparable to a ghetto white woman trying to be like a nigger.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WH9u2y3BaLsedit: Piggy looks gay when he wears those sunglasses to cover up his pig eyes, tryhard to be "cool" by smoking a cigarette and blasting rap music.
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Ralph rocking the barbershop quartet fit.

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Hahaha he's such a little bitch. I wonder if his fat hog heart skipped a beat when this guy started walking towards him hahaha. What a massive fucking BITCH. Just go home Ralph. This L is fat as your head.
 
LMAO, ralph confirmed on his second stream today that he plans to scurry back to Meh-hee-co, no hitting up Jim's driveway, and not heading to the DNC despite his audience's wishes
 
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Poor lil Piggertits. After threatening to fight people irl and “fight kiwi fags”, lil Piggy runs scared and denies he’s the Ralphamale. What a BISH made move!
 
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"I ain't bald bish! No I won't show the crown of my head alawgs!!!"
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Now he's eating his pain away at a local restaurant. How much you wanna bet he didn't even have the courage to walk up to Nick and ask him out for breakfast? Little bitch faggot, the five dog whiskers stenciled into your thick head is nothing to brag about.
 
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