💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
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    700
I’m not surprised by the revelation that April’s pussy stinks like last week’s fish that sat in the sun with a bunch of dead river rats. You can tell just from looking at her that she’s got a putrid gash.
 
Lookign through the 3D view and noticed some other autistic details:

April's bow hunting kit:
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I saw this card on the table. Looks like a fish logo. I'm looking to see if I can match it.

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Per Steel Toe Evening Show, Nick offered the second house to Aaron for $350k. I'll update as I go through the replay, live stream here:
  • April stole the napkin holder that's on the kitchen table. Also the two tvs. And his butterdish. Aaron later walks it back about what she took, since he said she could take what she wanted.
  • The thing on the kitchen counter is one of Nick's thermoses that says "Nose before hoes"
  • Aaron notes the pineapples and "the dream"
  • Aaron denotes the chairs all tore up.
  • The oven was pried shut with a hockey stick when Aaron saw it in person.
  • Aaron comments on the shower! It's hard (iron) water, probably smells like rotten eggs.
  • The bed is April's dorm bed from college. (or like one, he goes back and forth on it.)
  • He ids April's golf clubs in the garage.
  • Notes no where to sit to watch tv.
  • Aaron doesn't know about the daycare, but does know they did foster care. (As do we.)
  • And how sad things are there.
Aaron says they can't move in together because the kids, but he has no other solution. He's still too close to the situation, and supposes they need the money.

Sean later would raid the stream while they were reviewing Sean's stream, and Aaron saw Sean's read for Stoney's Bar, which was even funnier than seeing Sean do it live.
Edit's done, with timestamps on the clips.
 
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No Stalker Child, Nick is not downsizing. He’s going to buy a lovely house in Houston, TX so the family can spend time away from the Minnesota prudes.

The mean streets of Houston will make sure that no Rekieta is a whitebread ass nigga.
 
hamsteak said:
Unless the state is doing something really fucked. Yes, you lose them after you've heard tou don't have to to talk and do it anyway.
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I was watching an interrogation the other day where the person under arrest said they wanted a lawyer and then tried to keep talking. The cop explained over and over that because he'd invoked his right to a lawyer they could no longer continue talking to him and he still wouldn't shut up. He was pissed off when the cops left the room because he wanted to keep spinning his lies.
 
Lidl Drip said:
Sooo... where is April going to go if they are selling that house? It's curious that she's not staying with the Rackets at their house, I thought they were a happy throuple? That she was pretending to be the nanny? 🤔 Is Nick going to rent an apartment for April and perhaps move in it himself also while Kayla files for divorce? 🌈🌈🌈🌈
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This is where, the big, big pool in Nick's backyard, just like JF gay rapey's wife.
Step out of the car sir said:
I'll load up hammer and try to make a cs:go map of the house,
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I don't mean to intrude on your good idea, but I think Crackets house has potential to be version 2.0 of this amazing doom wad.
 
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Return of the Freaker said:
WTF is wrong with that shower? The only comparable thing I can think of is a pic of a kitchen sink I saw as an example of abandoned mine drainage polluting well water
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It is iron in the well water. It turns everything orange. You need to have a water softening system to treat it before use, which they clearly don't have or didn't when that old white tile was originally in use.
 
repentance said:
I was watching an interrogation the other day where the person under arrest said they wanted a lawyer and then tried to keep talking. The cop explained over and over that because he'd invoked his right to a lawyer they could no longer continue talking to him and he still wouldn't shut up. He was pissed off when the cops left the room because he wanted to keep spinning his lies.
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Sounds like a stupid cop. Sua sponte confessions are admissible. They don't have to answer questions, but it's a right to remain silent and the silence must be exercised. If they are handcuffed or not free to leave, the presumption is it's coerced if they already said they wanted a lawyer. Cops just have to stop asking questions. They can also ask non-incriminating questions like name and date of birth.

Almost every cop car records suspects in the backseat because regardless of whether they invoke Miranda during questioning, if they talk spontaneously, it's admissible.
 
Baked Al-Aqsa said:
How can you have  THIS level of iron in your water? Does he not have a water softener? They do work! And a house filter too if needed I suppose. And what kind of white trash realtor would let this picture through to the listing on zillow? Do the local grocery stores or Home Depot not sell iron out or barkeepers friend or the like? Most importantly, is there simply no thought process going on over there that goes "huh, my shower is deep orange. I should investigate what it is and clean it/get my maid to clean it"?
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I'm fairly certain citric acid or acidic cleaner would make short work of that. The only issue is that you would need to get in there with a brush or scrubber after.

Edit: Perhaps Oxalic acid.
 
Step out of the car sir said:
I'll load up hammer and try to make a cs:go map of the house, then we can just recreate the bodycam footage.
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Would be pretty hilarious as a Rats type map. Not AS big as the usual size (I think it's classically closer to doll house 1/12 scale), but slightly smaller so the player is closer to Barbie 1/6 scale.
 
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