💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[EatBeforeYouEat]

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Notice Jack never acknowledges those who know what the fuck they’re talking about, let alone thanks them for serving him some much needed clues.

Not only does he not acknowledge when he gets proven wrong, he also handles it like a chump and seethes about it. If he gets his ass handed to him he usually does one of two things: He either nukes the entire post along with all the comments and pretends it never happened or he gets so butthurt that he nukes the post and then posts a retarded bitmoji post saying that a true friend would message him privately to correct him rather than doing so publicly on his post. That's right, fatass wants you to DM him just to tell him that he is an ignorant retard .

 

[Seymour Duncan]

I assume the lump on the left is Garrett, the son he almost choked to death?

Yeah, after getting kicked out and going through some tougher times he made dudeweedlmao into his career (those clothing choices are a part of his "branding") and apparently got fairly successful doing that? His weight has been yo-yoing around, he lost quite a bit of blubber at some point but then proceeded to thicken up again.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Yeah, after getting kicked out and going through some tougher times he made dudeweedlmao into his career (those clothing choices are a part of his "branding") and apparently got fairly successful doing that? His weight has been yo-yoing around, he lost quite a bit of blubber at some point but then proceeded to thicken up again.

Garret is half Jewish on his mom’s side. He is therefore a Jew.

Jack’s ex wife, Karen, is Jewish.

 

[biggacracka]

Garret is half Jewish on his mom’s side. He is therefore a Jew.

Jack’s ex wife, Karen, is Jewish.

Is that why he's financially successful?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack does Math

You mean meth.

And anybody with even a basic knowledge of math can see the pattern immediately. How the fuck can this mongoloid get 12 from that? Oh right. He's a retard. Stupid me for asking.

It was so bad that I think everyone needs a reminder. Jack looks like human bowling ball.

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The absolute trashiest wedding I have ever seen. Fucking jeans on the groom and groomsmen and on Fatty himself.

Jack actually has that right, it's X x X+1 = Y.

Guaranteed it took him all 10 hours to figure it out.

You must have gone to public school and failed math because that doesn't even fit any of them.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You mean meth.

And anybody with even a basic knowledge of math can see the pattern immediately. How the fuck can this mongoloid get 12 from that? Oh right. He's a retard. Stupid me for asking.


You must have gone to public school and failed math because that doesn't even fit any of them.

It is N * (N+1) though
9 = 90: N = 9, so 9 * (9+1) = 90
8 = 72: N = 8, so 8 * (8+1) = 72
7 = 56, 7 * (7+1) = 56
6 = 42, 6 * (6+1) = 42
3 = 12, because 3 * (3+1) = 12

18 could also work if you go by: (11 - row#) * N
row = 1: 9*(11-1) = 90
row = 2: 8*(11-2) = 72
row = 3: 7*(11-3) = 56
row = 4: 6*(11-4) = 42
row = 5: 3*(11-5) = 18

I am guessing they meant the former though. It's a math question for probably middle schoolers either way though.

 

[p1138]

You must have gone to public school and failed math because that doesn't even fit any of them.

X(X+1)=Y
9(9+1)=90
3(3+1)=12

Granted, this is also an idiotic way of presenting the "question" in the first place, because it relies on filling in a bunch of bullshit and making assumptions and I'd be irritated if that were ever presented to me as a "math test"

edit: Looks like Hollywood Hulk Hogan beat me to it. There's also another round about way you could come to 3=18 by just multiplying the number with the one directly above, but again that's just weird. Point being, it's a nonsensical twitter post to farm for engagement and Fatty probably read the comments first and decided which "solution" he wanted to use based on the names and maybe some avatars in the responses.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

This gives me warhammer 40k level of fanaticism I kinda like it

Imagine tanking Nerf fire with the shield while the boys advance from behind.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It is N * (N+1) though
9 = 90: N = 9, so 9 * (9+1) = 90
8 = 72: N = 8, so 8 * (8+1) = 72
7 = 56, 7 * (7+1) = 56
6 = 42, 6 * (6+1) = 42
3 = 12, because 3 * (3+1) = 12

18 could also work if you go by: (11 - row#) * N
row = 1: 9*(11-1) = 90
row = 2: 8*(11-2) = 72
row = 3: 7*(11-3) = 56
row = 4: 6*(11-4) = 42
row = 5: 3*(11-5) = 18

I am guessing they meant the former though. It's a math question for probably middle schoolers either way though.

In my defense my coffee hadn't kicked in yet and the lack of parentheses made it look like X * X + 1 so 9*9+1 = 82. I mean order of operations and all that. When you write it as "9*(9+1)" then yes it works. But that's not what was written.

As for using the 11 rule... why make it difficult?

9 * X = 90. X is 10.
8 * X = 72. X is 9. X is reduced by one just like the other number.
Follow that pattern and the answer is 18 as for the last one X=6.

I've done enough logic puzzles in my life that these patterns fall into place almost immediately. Problem is in this case the last one can have two answers depending on how you arrive at the answer. Either way Fatty would have googled it. Ask him how he got to the answer and he wouldn't be able to tell you.

 

[AnOminous]

I am guessing they meant the former though. It's a math question for probably middle schoolers either way though.

I believe it's one of those troll math questions people post to start arguments. I'm sure I've seen this on 4chan. That's why it goes 9,8,7,6,3, because that's the only way you create the two possible answers. People pick their answer and then start getting mad at each other and insisting their own preferred answer is the ONLY RIGHT ONE.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I believe it's one of those troll math questions people post to start arguments. I'm sure I've seen this on 4chan. That's why it goes 9,8,7,6,3, because that's the only way you create the two possible answers. People pick their answer and then start getting mad at each other and insisting their own preferred answer is the ONLY RIGHT ONE.

Oh you mean like: 8÷2 (2+2)?

The answer is 16 by the way and anybody who says it's 1 is a boomer.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack is beyond parody



Jack continuing an Elon reply girl



Going to be honest, I won’t take political advice from this guy

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’ve been going through Jack’s videos as well as commentary videos from August the Duck and others. I don’t know what magical combination I had to subject myself to in order to be served up this banger by the algorithm, but there was definitely something satanic behind it:

I think I’d rather have the Beach Boys’ “Barbara Ann” stuck in my head for eternity than this shit.

 

[densedance]

Jack is beyond parody

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Jack continuing an Elon reply girl

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Going to be honest, I won’t take political advice from this guy

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Jack deleted his Instagram post, where someone wrote "is this still carnivore?" and he replied with something like "I didn't eat anything. OK MOM?"

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

I’ve been going through Jack’s videos as well as commentary videos from August the Duck and others. I don’t know what magical combination I had to subject myself to in order to be served up this banger by the algorithm, but there was definitely something satanic behind it:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GgeEp6IuF88
I think I’d rather have the Beach Boys’ “Barbara Ann” stuck in my head for eternity than this shit.

This is the first time I have sat through the whole video and it was absolutely excruciating. He was barely 18 here and Jagoff didn't stop him from doing this whack af video. That's almost like child abuse which Jagoff has a history of. Then again, I suppose there was no stopping Jr from starting his transition to lolcow even at this point.

 

[Funniest Fish]

>GET THIS NIGGER BITCH OUT OF MY FAIRLY ODDPARENTS!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I can't get over this one, like Jack must've been 30 when the original Fairly Odd Parents came out and unless it was something he watched with JR, I don't know why he cares this much

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

>GET THIS NIGGER BITCH OUT OF MY FAIRLY ODDPARENTS!

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Holy shit! A black kid!?! Better boycott over this!!! Whoever heard of a black kid?!
Christ,Jack, it’s a new series that has nothing to do with the original. Also, a grown man watching children cartoons is both creepy and funny.

 

[WideBillboard]

>GET THIS NIGGER BITCH OUT OF MY FAIRLY ODDPARENTS!

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Beat me to it. Now we know Jack’s part west African

 

[Super Hans v2]

I can't get over this one, like Jack must've been 30 when the original Fairly Odd Parents came out and unless it was something he watched with JR, I don't know why he cares this much

You surprised? Fatass still watches Blue's Clues and Clifford.