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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
By far the most interesting story of the day: https://twitter.com/vilerat_/status/1824447303853207684

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Of course chat quickly alerts Letty to what Jon has been saying behind her back, who quickly announces that she's breaking off her friendship with Jon as soon as this competition is over and done with. RIP Jetty.

Leave it to Jon to burn a bridge for no reason other than to impress his new buddies. The difference this time around is that he doesn't have the backing of a community that despises Letty and thinks he's the coolest guy ever.

Even staff from 2.5 tuned in to comment on the situation:

Goblin:
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Everyone is sitting around hungry and tired. Some voiced their complaints directly to Ice, who looks beat and ready to quit. The guy hosting the stream is complaining about how boring the contestants are and wanting to get the hunters involved to force everyone to get up and do stuff.

I think Ice is starting to realize what Sam and Jet realized after season 2: starving contestants = boring contestants and no content.
 
Oprah Winfrey said:
Of course chat quickly alerts Letty to what Jon has been saying behind her back, who quickly announces that she's breaking off her friendship with Jon as soon as this competition is over and done with. RIP Jetty.
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Time to buy the dip. Get your Jittycoin purchases in before the big wave. Will Jimmy defend Letty's honour? Will he just sperg out on twitter and say some tard school shooter shit that turns Letty off? Is Letty just manipulating Jon and Jimmy to make Taxcin jealous? Find out next time on Twilight Fishtank Ball Z!
 
CoolFool said:
Everyone is sitting around hungry and tired.
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The issue is the heat, this should have been done in Spring or Autumn. The contestants are crashing out because they can't find the loot stashes around the map which contain huge amounts of MRE apparently. The food is there but they lack the strength to battle the 100F heat to wander around looking for it.
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
The issue is the heat, this should have been done in Spring or Autumn. The contestants are crashing out because they can't find the loot stashes around the map which contain huge amounts of MRE apparently. The food is there but they lack the strength to battle the 100F heat to wander around looking for it.
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Texas in August is pretty much the absolute worst possible place and time - Every day is 100+, and it's the height of Copperhead season in heavily wooded areas.
 
El Duce said:
>Top G would never...
>very out of character (Tf does this mean? Jon has always been like this)
>this isn't him!! (Again)
They sound like groomers trying to keep Jon in their clutches. It's best to let Jon stay with his new low tier ip2 buddies and witness the CX effect first hand imo.
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Top G is not Top J. Not that Top G would be any better. And Sodaman is obviously being sarcastic. He had a massive headache trying to wrangle Jon while he was on the show.
 
I've been out of the loop, was only able to watch a little bit of Bloodgames but looks like I'm just on time for the scuffed Ice Poseidon version, hope at least one of the IP2 retards gets mauled by a boar or bitten by a rattle snake.

How did Jon and Letty end up involved in this trashfire?
 
El Duce said:
>Top G would never...
>very out of character (Tf does this mean? Jon has always been like this)
>this isn't him!! (Again)
They sound like groomers trying to keep Jon in their clutches. It's best to let Jon stay with his new low tier ip2 buddies and witness the CX effect first hand imo.
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I called the Wiggers Jon's tard wanglers and I now believe that they think they actually are his tard wranglers IRL. Like they actually believe they need to wrangle Jon to keep him well behaved like he's a child in need of supervision. It's a shame to say, but Jon running his mouth on Letty again is just what Jon does when he gets excited. I don't even think he quite realizes how hurtful it is especially after he made up with Letty. I don't even think he's doing it to purposefully be a cunt. But he honestly believes being a cunt to his friends is some kind of Sigma Male move just like in those funny memes. Jon is an actual low IQ retard. Not just a stupid person on the internet. An actual crash hat wearing retarded man who needs actual tard wrangling by professionals. He believes memes on the internet are real and he should emulate his behaviour from those memes.
 
yoursavior said:
Jon and Letty have outlasted two ex-military guys.
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not surprising. if you have known any regular ex army guys you know they can be pretty soft when they arnt being yelled at by a drill sergeant and also when they have the choice to quit, which the army typically doesn't give them.

jon has that retard strength and letty has that retard determination.

Steinercard said:
. Jon is an actual low IQ retard. Not just a stupid person on the internet. An actual crash hat wearing retarded man who needs actual tard wrangling by professionals. He believes memes on the internet are real and he should emulate his behaviour from those memes.
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completely agree.whenever i sit down and watch clips of him or read the kind of posts he makes i am always amazed at how legit retarded he is.
 
yoursavior said:
Jon and Letty have outlasted two ex-military guys.
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That could be because the ex-military guys recognize that they're voluntarily in a complete shitshow which has a decent chance of someone being injured or dying, and if they're involved in a chain of events that lead to such a happening, say, chasing after a crackhead that runs off the cliff and breaks his neck, even if in the end they're not found ultimately responsible, it's still going to be a headache not worth the small chance of payout.

In short anyone with common sense would nope out after realizing what they're involved in. Jon and Letty, on the other hand...
 
Oprah Winfrey said:
Top G is not Top J. Not that Top G would be any better. And Sodaman is obviously being sarcastic. He had a massive headache trying to wrangle Jon while he was on the show.
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Yeah it just dawned on me that sodaman was being sarcastic there, idk what he's like out of the show. Also ofc Top G isn't Jon, just obvious that Mudman wants to guilt trip him over this by bringing up his gay fixation for Tate. Like I said, he should see the Cx effect first hand if this is the path he wants to go down.
 
El Duce said:
>Top G would never...
>very out of character (Tf does this mean? Jon has always been like this)
>this isn't him!! (Again)
They sound like groomers trying to keep Jon in their clutches. It's best to let Jon stay with his new low tier ip2 buddies and witness the CX effect first hand imo.
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its literally just them joking
 
I'm still enjoying the streams without constant audience/director meddling. These tards are about to reach a breaking point. Jon has stepped into the role of the leader of his group, but getting frustrated with the low impulse control of some of his group members.

Total tard fest, enjoy it for what it is.

Edit: FWIW letty seems to no longer be in Jon's group.
 
Jon, his new boyfriend Pigeon and a few others want to team up against the Koreans. Jon plans to use himself as live bait since he thinks they straight up hate him because of Letty. The three Koreans are only a quarter mile away, so this might get good.
Edit: fouseytube is on his way to rape Jon & Koreans are heading towards Letty
 
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Steinercard said:
I called the Wiggers Jon's tard wanglers and I now believe that they think they actually are his tard wranglers IRL. Like they actually believe they need to wrangle Jon to keep him well behaved like he's a child in need of supervision. It's a shame to say, but Jon running his mouth on Letty again is just what Jon does when he gets excited. I don't even think he quite realizes how hurtful it is especially after he made up with Letty. I don't even think he's doing it to purposefully be a cunt. But he honestly believes being a cunt to his friends is some kind of Sigma Male move just like in those funny memes. Jon is an actual low IQ retard. Not just a stupid person on the internet. An actual crash hat wearing retarded man who needs actual tard wrangling by professionals. He believes memes on the internet are real and he should emulate his behaviour from those memes.
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This is very accurate. I always wonder how much love for Jon on /tv/ and in sneedchat is out of spite or because he creates content by being an actual tard or if they think he's actually awesome. I also wonder how much Jon plays up to his season 1 image and just acts like a tard to cope with his self image issues.
 
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