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🐮 LolcowRussell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
I'm really surprised he hasn't tried appealing to those vanlife people to give him a free van so he can squat in various brothel parking lots. I can picture so clearly some lady of the night going to work and hearing a door slowly slide open followed by "Hey, Ssshinnamon, sheck out my van"
Mostly I just want to see him do another entitled little piano and dance recital.
He’s obviously not paying top dollar for production but when you’re competing for jobs with teenagers then any sum is gonna seem like a lot. Surprised he could stop spending it all on brothels for that long.
Despite knowing Russell’s long, retarded history I still can’t wrap my head around him thinking that a single person would be willing to pay for his music. 99% of people who’ve ever heard his songs absolutely have to be from this thread. And even if he was a talented musician, his online antics would have killed even the most modest potential success. Like what would even be realistic? Put on some random third worlder’s Spotify playlist? Some random showcase for disabled musicians?
Then again in his mind he probably thinks that telling some random Insta thot “I have an album!” makes his self-published slop equivalent to any major record label and therefore entitles him to sucky wucky.
He’s obviously not paying top dollar for production but when you’re competing for jobs with teenagers then any sum is gonna seem like a lot. Surprised he could stop spending it all on brothels for that long.
Despite knowing Russell’s long, retarded history I still can’t wrap my head around him thinking that a single person would be willing to pay for his music. 99% of people who’ve ever heard his songs absolutely have to be from this thread. And even if he was a talented musician, his online antics would have killed even the most modest potential success. Like what would even be realistic? Put on some random third worlder’s Spotify playlist? Some random showcase for disabled musicians?
Then again in his mind he probably thinks that telling some random Insta thot “I have an album!” makes his self-published slop equivalent to any major record label and therefore entitles him to sucky wucky.
Plights.
He thinks once the world recognises his plights, and sees that he's a ~disabled~ musician, then they'll realise he's owed success and the universe has simply made some error in not giving it to him before now.
The quality of the product doesn't come in to it in his mind. The songs are just tokens. He just has to present his golden ticket of disabled +plights and he should be allowed into "the biz".
Just wanted to let you all know that my debut song “She’s Not All That” is going to be released Summer of 2135. It’s gonna be a hit!
Russell IS in the biz and he’s right where he deserves to be - at the bottom. There’s never been an easier time to make it as a recording artist than now. There’s free music making tools on every device, there’s AI assisted lyric generation, there’s massive global distribution for your songs and there’s the potential to go viral and have your track show up everywhere overnight.
If you’re paying attention you’ll notice how few artists break big this way. We’re over saturated with new music and it’s rare for anyone to stand out. There is still a big component of luck and tireless self promotion needed to get even a few hundred people to hear you. Greer doesn’t do any of this.
If you’ve got a new song Russ then go ahead and release it on Spotify, iTunes, YouTube and anywhere else people listen. No one is excited about what you might do in the future (except us). Get those tracks out now and hope that by quantity and quality you can trick some people into supporting your music career.
It’s a miserable business and there’s only a tiny fraction of people who ever do well as an artist. The rest have to keep their day jobs or maybe do well enough to play local fairs and other places. If Greer was decent at piano covers he could make a few bucks playing for events. No talking necessary. Just play me a song Mr piano man.
He’s obviously not paying top dollar for production but when you’re competing for jobs with teenagers then any sum is gonna seem like a lot. Surprised he could stop spending it all on brothels for that long.
Despite knowing Russell’s long, retarded history I still can’t wrap my head around him thinking that a single person would be willing to pay for his music. 99% of people who’ve ever heard his songs absolutely have to be from this thread. And even if he was a talented musician, his online antics would have killed even the most modest potential success. Like what would even be realistic? Put on some random third worlder’s Spotify playlist? Some random showcase for disabled musicians?
Then again in his mind he probably thinks that telling some random Insta thot “I have an album!” makes his self-published slop equivalent to any major record label and therefore entitles him to sucky wucky.
I suspect he is no longer purchasing services from working girls, and this is a cause of his thrashing lately. One of the few redeeming qualities he has (had?) was that he would set a goal and work towards it. Stupid goals, but goals. But alas, the economy has conspired against our stalwart hero. Top tier escorts demand top tier payments, and he cannot even afford rent. The Rube Goldberg machine created to sustain his sense of self worth and ego has fallen apart around him, and in typical Greer mentality, none of it was ever his fault. It's the landlord for expecting rent. It's the courts for denying his motions to stay eviction. It's the handsome chad stealing his model girlfriends. It's Null for not acquiescing to his simple request to please be nice to me. But no, none of his problems were ever his doing, and now Null is in the final phase of 'Operation: Ruin an innocent, cute disabled man's life because it's funny' (EN: Mr. Greer is awful at naming things, the work camp in his WW2 story would be named Camp Killjew). Without the validity of kisses that help with his disability and dating hookers without them knowing or consent, the only path to a life well lived left for our little gimp is really, really shitty music that he has to pay others to create because he has no idea how to synthesize, mix, play instruments outside of a piano or keytar, or sing in a way another human can comprehend him.
This is his throwing the basketball at the net from across the whole fucking court because there is 1 second left on the clock.
Probably the same thing that Rebecca Black did. You pay them money and they make and produce your music. The difference is people know who Rebecca Black is. Nobody outside of a few weirdos on the internet know who Russtard is.
To be fair, nobody knew who Rebecca Black was before her parents paid to have "her" music produced. And "Friday" wasn't a good song but was FUN. And she was THIRTEEN.
She was silly and cute, Russ is in his 30s and horrifying and anything interesting about his music is due to the actual artists' attempts at translating his work into something less shitty than the material they've been provided.
No mocking 8-tracks, when you have an old vehicle with a player you can get a bunch of new music at any garage sale for 5-10 cents a tape. Friend of mine even found a recorder and a bunch of blank ones and we had the most hilarious day making 8-track mix tapes and all it cost was something like $5. Saves a lot of dough for the hooker fund.
No mocking 8-tracks, when you have an old vehicle with a player you can get a bunch of new music at any garage sale for 5-10 cents a tape. Friend of mine even found a recorder and a bunch of blank ones and we had the most hilarious day making 8-track mix tapes and all it cost was something like $5. Saves a lot of dough for the hooker fund.
I'm not knocking 8-Track at all. I grew up with that shit. Had one of those old console combo stereo systems that had a radio tuner, turntable, and 8-Track deck all built-in under the lid, and of course it was all wood grain. I still own a Rockola 460 jukebox from 1975 that plays 45rpm records. My dad used to restore old console radios from the 30s and 40s, the kind with vacuum tubes in them, and my mom still has a Victrola record player that we got and restored when I was a kid, the kind with the crank sticking out the side to wind it up and plays records that were made before they were made of vinyl. I much prefer to listen to music on vinyl than CD or MP3 because it has a much richer, warmer, fuller tone than digital.
Though, I don't think any kind of medium could make Russholes music actually worth listening to.
russell’s reason for continuous delay of release is that he’s trying to time the release for after he wins his lolsuit and kiwi farms is ordered removed from the internet and Null pays him $100,000,000 in damages. he will then be safe from copyright infringement forever and ever, amen.
russell’s reason for continuous delay of release is that he’s trying to time the release for after he wins his lolsuit and kiwi farms is ordered removed from the internet and Null pays him $100,000,000 in damages. he will then be safe from copyright infringement forever and ever, amen.
So basically Rusty tried to hit on Jennelle and wouldn't take no for an answer so she had to 'flake and ghost' when all her attempts to be professional failed because Russ is a creepy fucking retard.
So basically Rusty tried to hit on Jennelle and wouldn't take no for an answer so she had to 'flake and ghost' when all her attempts to be professional failed because Russ is a creepy fucking retard.
If we can overlook the horrifying truth that Greer's resting expression is also his cum face, his documented attitude towards women is more than enough to have seen him confronted with accusations of sexual harassment many times more than has actually been the case.
Far from being negatively discriminated against, it is more likely that the women who find themselves the reluctant object of his attention, and who regard his overtures as creepy, also feel sorry for him and opt for avoidance over conflict.
To reiterate, there are people living with mobius syndrome who have overcome their disability and lead fulfilling lives. Nature didn't make Greer ugly. The responsibility for that rests upon his slumped shoulders and manifests daily in his words and actions.
