UK ‘Seagull insurance’ £1 added to bill as birds steal food from St Andrews’ Cheesy Toast Shack - A sandwich business in St Andrews looking to bring in a £1 'seagull insurance' on all purchases - as the birds steal food from up to 30 customers a day.

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The owners of the Cheesy Toast Shack say they currently give free replacements to dozens of customers each day - due to seagulls swooping in, attacking people and stealing their newly-purchased food.

The business says this costs them hundreds of pounds a day - and are 'desperate' for a solution. The owners are now 'seriously considering' adding the gull insurance on every purchase to try to cover the losses caused by the winged menaces.

Kate Carter-Larg, 35, said: "The gulls are super aggressive and actually terrifying. We are a family run business and I can't just sit and watch a sandwich get stolen and not replace it, so I'll always give another for free.

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Tourist Erica Campbell is swooped on by seagulls while at The Cheesy Toasty Shack in St Andrews (Pic: Katielee Arrowsmith/SWNS)

"But it has been costing us a lot of money - people are even left bleeding after the gulls swoop for the food. We get old women emailing us saying: 'I've nearly rolled my ankle because of seagulls', we have children crying too from it.

"People will come to take photos of our sandwiches - and the minute they hold toastie up for a pic - all the seagulls dive bomb them. People are left bleeding, they really are a problem."

Kate admits the seagull attacks have been 'increasingly' worse over the last three years.

Kate and her husband, Sam, 39, have made various attempts to deter the gulls. From playing birds of prey noises, to buying a bird of prey kite on Amazon - the couple say they have exhausted almost every option, 'apart from shooting them'.

Kate admitted: "The bird noises were not the vibe we ideally wanted down at the beach, and the bird kite we bought didn't do anything - people will sit under them and the gulls will still keep attacking, we have been lost for what else we can do."

As the sandwiches are £6.75, Kate highlighted the importance on encouraging people to buy out during challenging financial times, and explained why she feels even more responsible to ensure people get what they purchased.

She said: "If someone has come down to eat with us, treat themselves and families for the week or even for the month, it's a big deal. In the summer people are sometimes waiting up to an hour as it is a really really busy shop. I can't sit and watch it get stolen - it's such a horrible thing to happen, especially if it is a child."

Sam came up with the idea of an optional 'gull insurance' in a bid to still enable the family to replace customers' food, but also assist the business in their compassionate endeavors.

Kate added: "Our business is super family-run, Sam and I run it, our kids are here almost everyday, Sam's cousin works in kitchen, everyone knows everyone. It's not just a faceless business and we want people to remember nice gestures people do."

The Cheesy Toast Shack was set up in 2015 originally as a street food trailer, travelling around festivals across the country. Their St Andrews Kiosk was then installed in 2018, the same year Sam and Kate had their children. As well as their famous toasties, they also sell ice creams, coffees, milkshakes, cakes and merchandise.

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Why not put up a sign and warn customers?

"People will come to take photos of our sandwiches - and the minute they hold toastie up for a pic - all the seagulls dive bomb them. People are left bleeding, they really are a problem."

Never mind. Those people deserve to have their sandwiches stolen. Refunding their money prevents them from learning anything.
 
Why not put up a sign and warn customers?



Never mind. Those people deserve to have their sandwiches stolen. Refunding their money prevents them from learning anything.
If you have ever been to St Andrews, no warning is necessary by the time you've made it down to where the kiosk is, since you have already been seriously and loudly menaced by flocks of Scotland's apex predator.

The fuckers are the size of pterodactyls. It's like Jurassic Park, but fucking freezing. I swear to God seagulls are bigger and nastier than they used to be. Definitely bigger. The fuckers are like eagle-sized these days. There must be data on the expansion of the Scottish big bastard seagull.
 
Seagulls are sea rats with wings and it’s a flipping shame we can’t have a loicense to shoot the fuckers.
 
The chippy should start selling Buckfast, which will attract the local neds who will then stab any seagulls to death with sharpened screwdrivers. We call this 'biological control'.
 
If you have ever been to St Andrews, no warning is necessary by the time you've made it down to where the kiosk is, since you have already been seriously and loudly menaced by flocks of Scotland's apex predator.

The fuckers are the size of pterodactyls. It's like Jurassic Park, but fucking freezing. I swear to God seagulls are bigger and nastier than they used to be. Definitely bigger. The fuckers are like eagle-sized these days. There must be data on the expansion of the Scottish big bastard seagull.
For shits and giggles I decided to look it up. Found this amazing article:
The myth of the rapacious killer seagull, with a skyrocketing urban population that’s intent on hurting us isn’t just scaremongering. It’s irresponsible and harmful, given that we’re talking about birds that need our tolerance, and perhaps even our help.
Guarantee seagull hands typed this piece.
 
Everyone in this article and everyone commenting on this article is a fucking instafag who deserves to get shit on.

Maybe instead of waving your sammie around for selfies with a FUCKING CHEESE SANDWICH you should just eat the thing.

"Cor! Blimey! I'm in Scotland and I got a sammidge wif CHEESE on the buggah! I've got to take a snap for the lads at the pub!"

These are normal sized birds and only people who live in the hive and eat the bugs are shocked I say when a bird with a four foot wingspan and the intelligence of a beagle decides that an aerial attack on your food is not only morally acceptable but morally required given that you're waving your food around like a sped.

Make Haast's Eagles great again.
 
British coastal seagulls are the {insert your chosen racial slur here} of the bird world. They have an insatiable appetite for chips and frankly if they were any larger they’d take the kid holding them as well. They’re absolutely hideous, massive, loud and aggressive.
If you try to deal with them the council will have you arrested. They nest on chimneys and they scream in relays 24 hours a day. Every so often there’s some poor sod who has been pushed to the end of his tether by gulls nesting and screaming in his roof who takes an air rifle to them or poisons some chips and the council are down on him like a ton of bricks.

A few months of people bring allowed to enact Total Gull Death on them for chip theft might see them a bit more wary.
Dip gull eggs in oil. Behead gulls, etc.
 
Apparently due to habitat loss our beloved shrieking weapons drone, aka the herring gull, is actually red-listed and has lost 50% of its numbers in the last 25 years.

Perhaps only the largest and most savage now survive.

During lockdown, the ones in George Square, deprived of their daily buffet of half-eaten Greggs, took to slaying Glasgow's fat and indolent pigeons on the webcam daily for food.
 
Habitat loss? Did we pave over the sea or something?? The fuckers nest everywhere there’s a chimney, they’ve got protected real estate everywhere. They’ve just realised that chips and half eaten fried chicken are easier than a hard life following a Spanish trawler around and are nesting where they shouldn’t. We should be able to retaliate against them until they’re trained to fear humans again.

If you’re actually out on the water the gulls are way less aggressive - the ones that nest in more remote places are like they used to be. The urban ones are like turbo charged aerial pit bulls. We should be discouraging them hard from being in towns
 
Apparently due to habitat loss our beloved shrieking weapons drone, aka the herring gull, is actually red-listed and has lost 50% of its numbers in the last 25 years.
Source? All gulls are listed as least concern. Herring gulls reached their peak population in the 1970s before they leveled themselves off. There;s been a slight population decline since then but not fifty percent
 
the herring gull, is actually red-listed and has lost 50% of its numbers in the last 25 years
Looking at the redlist, it appears all species discovered are on the redlist, so it's not added just because it has lost population. Both Herring gulls are marked as Least Concern. Their populations need to decrease because of how pisspoor their natural predators are at maintaining their population. You can see as a whole that gulls in general aren't really in threat of becoming endangered, with only one actually endangered (that being the Indian Skimmer. and that's because south asia is a hazardous cesspit.
 
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