💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Sometimes it can be really hard to decide how to breakdown the Patverse's Twitter timeline when posting it here.

There are so many in-jokes and absurd characters in any single tweet string, I imagine it can be daunting for the uninitiated that randomly decides "I think I'll check out just the last page of the 'enjoy prison guy' and see what the fuss is all about".

Well, Mr. Uninitiated, I am not your father, so no context for you!
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Just believe me, this is some funny shit. Go back to page 1 and take your time, it will be worth your while I garantee*!
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*non-refundable offer
Of course Pat makes it about himself. Please note he was neither mentioned nor tagged anywhere.
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FinnSven said:
There are videos of him chilling a guy while he is wearing a pink shirt, but he is pulled away by some old ladies.

It seemed that he was happy to be a “tough guy” when a camera was there so he could cry assault if he got a pasting.
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That video where the guys asks him "what are you helping?" and pig responds "America, son" and then smugly walks away is one of the most infuriating things I've ever seen.

The shirt he wore that day was a little insensitive too, I have to say.

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femoralcanal said:
Sometimes it can be really hard to decide how to breakdown the Patverse's Twitter timeline when posting it here.

There are so many in-jokes and absurd characters in any single tweet string, I imagine it can be daunting for the uninitiated that randomly decides "I think I'll check out just the last page of the 'enjoy prison guy' and see what the fuss is all about".

Well, Mr. Uninitiated, I am not your father, so no context for you!
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Just believe me, this is some funny shit. Go back to page 1 and take your time, it will be worth your while I garantee*!
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*non-refundable offer
Of course Pat makes it about himself. Please note he was neither mentioned nor tagged anywhere.
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I'm sure that's going to look real good on Patrick since this looks like he's telling a woman to remove their tweet about how rape is bad. Though given what Pat Posters know about him, he wants any woman that disagrees with him to be raped.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
I'm sure that's going to look real good on Patrick since this looks like he's telling a woman to remove their tweet about how rape is bad. Though given what Pat Posters know about him, he wants any woman that disagrees with him to be raped.
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Would be a real shame if the pests dumped their folders of all the times he threatened rape/claimed that any woman further right than marx deserved rape...
 
MilkThePig said:
That video where the guys asks him "what are you helping?" and pig responds "America, son" and then smugly walks away is one of the most infuriating things I've ever seen.
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Thought you were gonna say "most hilarious", because that's how I felt.



I can never truly hate Rick, not for long anyway. I mean, the guy genuinely does believe he's helping to save America by tweeting. How can you stay mad at him? I'm not American though, so it's not personal for me.
 
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Markorian said:
Would be a real shame if the pests dumped their folders of all the times he threatened rape/claimed that any woman further right than marx deserved rape...
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Pat is seriously into rape. He even had to spend thousands of dollars to get unbanned from Twitter because of his extreme love of rape.
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I can never truly hate Rick, not for long anyway. I mean, the guy genuinely does believe he's helping to save America by tweeting. How can you stay mad at him? I'm not American though, so it's not personal for me.
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This is why you're already in prison. Enjoy stalker, life.
 
femoralcanal said:
Sometimes it can be really hard to decide how to breakdown the Patverse's Twitter timeline when posting it here.

There are so many in-jokes and absurd characters in any single tweet string, I imagine it can be daunting for the uninitiated that randomly decides "I think I'll check out just the last page of the 'enjoy prison guy' and see what the fuss is all about".

Well, Mr. Uninitiated, I am not your father, so no context for you!
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Just believe me, this is some funny shit. Go back to page 1 and take your time, it will be worth your while I garantee*!
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*non-refundable offer
Of course Pat makes it about himself. Please note he was neither mentioned nor tagged anywhere.
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He just koolaid mans in and goes on about me me meeee, and doesn’t even give her any reason as to why she should delete it. A condescending prick ordering women around, seemingly offended she’s not up to speed on his fat life story lol. A “hey this is actually a troll and my friend okiedokie isn’t a rapist, any way you could delete this so people don’t think less of him? I could explain more in depth if necessary. I’d hate for this serious subject to be tainted and influenced by malicious actors” vs “here’s what you should do with your twitter feed, immediately” I don’t even know what the lady is talking about but the optics of men apparently protesting “don’t rape” vs “people make fun of me on Twitter” aren’t exactly comparable. why us?!?

Anybody with a Twitter know if she responded or acknowledged his oinking?
 
Cactuar King said:
He'll be dead of a cholesterol induced heart attack long before then, sadly. I hope I'm wrong.
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AnOminous said:
Pat is both as stupid as the dumbest jock who ever lived and as smelly, fat and socially awkward as the biggest dweeb who ever lived.

He has the worst of both worlds.
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A hypothesis for you both: Man of Pig gets slightly more fit. Somehow it gets through the immense amount of adipose tissue on his head that once you're in your 40s you should give a fuck about your health. He stops drinking, starts going to the gym to train muscles instead of his orifices, stops eating like a wannabe mukbanger, etc. No reversing his diabetes but he gets his BP out of Stage 1 hypertensive back to normotensive ranges. As a result he gets a bit slimmer and his body begins to create a tiny bit more testosterone.

Take all of the above and imagine the hilarious shit he'd write on social media. He already considers himself the paragon of masculinity, creative output, and geopolitical knowledge. Throw in his new status as an SME on health and fitness and our sides might legitimately fear for their structural integrity.
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A condescending prick ordering women around, seemingly offended she’s not up to speed on his fat life story lol.
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@Judge Holden, I take back what I said last time about how you should operate if you ever get a chance to pozz his neghole. He won't fight you if you do it that way. If you want him squirming and actually uncomfortable, wear a wig and a dress and make it clear you're not listening to him or giving a fuck about anything he says. You'll become the one person on the planet to find out if he actually does get rage erections (assuming you can move his fupa out of the way to see).
 
Summer of George said:
If the Robinsons ever do pack up and leave, their new place will obviously be even less luxurious than the Hovel. Pat's beloved backyard chairs will find no home in the big city. The chairs won't sell, so he'll have to turn to Goodwill to offload them. It will become a reverse bizarro funster bit to contact the charity places and tell them NOT to make the pickup as it's an obvious fraud
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This sounds like the premise of a Seinfeld episode where Susan's family wants to sell the cabin or some shit
Please Lord, make "Seinfat" a real show somehow
 
Can you imagine how much farther Patrick would have gotten in his "pursuits" if just one of the variables was different? His race, sex, skin color, publicly claimed sexual orientation, etc.?
 
AnOminous said:
Please tell me you just made this up because what kind of weird psycho would even SAY this shit?
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This is an actual genre of leftist insults where their insults and threats are these weird fucked up psychological shit like this. I want to say it started on Tumblr?
 
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AnOminous said:
Please tell me you just made this up because what kind of weird psycho would even SAY this shit?
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Have you not seen the infamous arrest report? It's not just that Patrick said he would kill his wife, or the baby. He specifically promised to WAIT until the baby was born, and at that point kill them both.

I'm sure everyone has the potential to say some very fucked up shit in the right circumstances, but Rick seems like he really fantasizes about that kind of violence sometimes.

Or it's a fake Actual Murder Guy persona that he tactically deploys to really own Twitter trolls and his family.
 
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