💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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Like I'm going to take any tech type news from Fatty here. Or any kind of news. Or hell just basic life tips. The man is a retard is what I'm saying.

That's evangelicalism in a nutshell. Act like an asshole and the exact opposite of how Jesus said to act, but as long as you say you love jesus it's cool
Yeah that's about the experience I've had with evangelicals. They're the worst example of Christians out there.
 
wtf are you talking about? Fatty Jr and Bri live next door. This is the new house that the scalfatti's somehow managed to afford to get built just for Fatty and Tammy on the property next door.

Or did you not notice how there's no space for Fatty Jr and Brianna to have a bedroom since the bedrooms besides the master are being used for an office and one converted into Fatty's stupid studio kitchen?
Maybe I'm wrong, but my understanding was that Jack and Tam Tam had bought a property with a decent parcel of land, gave the house on the land to Jr. and Brianna, and then built a house for themselves.
How can fatty afford this shit man? Tammy's income presumably pays for all of this? There is no way Jack makes any money off youtube bc he's constantly bitching about yt is not paying him.
Are they debtmaxxing?
They made a sizeable profit on their house, and he will have made a fair bit of money off youtube, particularly pre-adpocalypse. Also, Jack records pretty much everything the family cooks/goes out to eat so that he can claim back money on his tax returns. I imagine for a lot of these meals he goes to with his friends and records that they probably pay the bill and get the other people to send the money over so that he can claim tax back on the entire meal.
 
Maybe I'm wrong, but my understanding was that Jack and Tam Tam had bought a property with a decent parcel of land, gave the house on the land to Jr. and Brianna, and then built a house for themselves.
Yes, that's what they did, kind of. They bought 2 parcels, one had a house built, and then they built their new house next door. That's exactly what I said they did. It isn't 2 homes at the same address or something. There's been a bunch of unsold lots in their current neighborhood for years.
They made a sizeable profit on their house, and he will have made a fair bit of money off youtube, particularly pre-adpocalypse. Also, Jack records pretty much everything the family cooks/goes out to eat so that he can claim back money on his tax returns. I imagine for a lot of these meals he goes to with his friends and records that they probably pay the bill and get the other people to send the money over so that he can claim tax back on the entire meal.
That's not how taxes work. When you claim something as a business expense, like a $100 meal. The government doesn't give you $100 back. You're simply not paying income tax on that $100. He could be having friends pay the bill, and then still claiming it but that's still only just not paying taxes on the money they would be pretending was spent on the expense itself. Also, considering he rarely has friends in the Fat on the go videos, that's unlikely.

Also, the youtube adpocalypse was back in 2016, do you really think Fatty had that much money saved up from his youtube channel he pays for bot subscribers when he's had difficulty breaking 100k views a video for the past decade? All while managing to afford 4000+ calories a day for himself and Tammy each, and all of his medical bills(which he likes to not pay), and still retained enough money after selling the last house in TN to have paid for being in the nursing home as well and then get 2 houses out of it? All while having basically no income of his own for the past 8 years?

And it isn't like Jr contributes anything to either household. He ditched his AC service tech job that could actually make money because it was too hard, so he could work at a 7-11, then ditched that to work in a fucking warehouse moving boxes for some non profit that ships donated shoes to third world countries.

I'm going to go with the theory someone else mentioned of Tammy's family paying for it knowing that they can move in once Fatty finally keels over dead.

edit: We also know that the previous house at 157 Trail Ridge Drive sold for $555k. The Jr house(hilariously guuci goombas bathhouse on twitter) at 103 thomas ct in greenbrier sold for 474k, that is not enough money(assuming the thomas ct house was even entirely paid off, and nevermind fatty's nursing home stay) leftover to buy a 2nd property at 101 thomas ct and build an entire home on it. What's interesting is that they seem to have done a private sale(likely to Jr or Brianna) back in July of this year for the 103 thomas ct address claiming 425k, there's no fucking way Jr and Brianna could have afforded that.

And we know that's what they did, because Fatty posted a picture of Jr's house from the lot next door while his place was being built as some sort of dumb flex.
 
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This is awful, he still can't balance his audio and this introduction sucks shit, much like his cooking. I hate it so much. There's nothing roulette about his "restaurant roulette" and nothing speaks more honesty than gluing a pineapple together for a knife review.
The music is way too loud and disturbing. Watch a 20-minute-long DaVinci Resolve tutorial will you?
The sparkles effect with the text is so retarded and distracting. Fat cunt you told us what it was already. We don't need a massive prompt to say "kitchen", nigger. We can see it's indeed the fucking kitchen.
The video jitters so much, did he record this garbage in 15 FPS and exported it at 60? It's giving me motion sickness. I thought only Jack Scalfani's food and form made me sick.

He calls this a big TV.
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Rate this pantry.
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Not a single hint of authenticity. 100% mutt slop in plastic. Gross.

Do you have any friends who are deep into coffee-related autism and you want to instantly send them into a rage fueled tirade which could lead to cardiac arrest?
Call this a "coffee bar".
What the living Hell are those bottles? Hand sanitiser? Please don't tell me it's "coffee syrup", whoever invented these have a special place in Hell where Satan is sodomising them repeatedly.
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I think I'm having a stroke.
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>Two shower heads and a seat
Okay? Too much information there buddy. Can you imagine both of these creatures having a shower together? You're welcomed. Suffah, no breakfast for you.

What is going on here? I think I'm stroking out. Is this stroke vision cam?
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>POV you added another 4 bags of Costco "cheese" into your "lasagna".
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I was actually kind of looking forward to this tour, what is this quality?
>Literally a convection oven, an oven, and a dehydrator
So just an oven? Okay.
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I want to a-log his pantry but the footage was just so blurry, I can't see anything.

Highlight.
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What the living Hell are those bottles? Hand sanitiser? Please don't tell me it's "coffee syrup", whoever invented these have a special place in Hell where Satan is sodomising them repeatedly.

It's fucking coffee flavored drink syrup next to the stupid torani flavored syrup bottles. Tammy's ideal cup of coffee is a watery 800 calorie milkshake from starbucks.
 
Which of the 7 sins wouldn't he exemplify?
His seven sins are:
Gluttony
Gluttony
Gluttony
Gluttony

Where's the other 3?
Oh yeah, he ate them.


It's fucking coffee flavored drink syrup next to the stupid torani flavored syrup bottles. Tammy's ideal cup of coffee is a watery 800 calorie milkshake from starbucks.
That's sacrilegious, Tammy needs to be punished with the chair for her ghastly crimes against coffee.
 
I see that shower setup and hear Tammy saying "Wull I may 'is well warsh up while I'm scrubbin' under Jack's arm 'n nuts."

Watch: Her alibi for where she was while Jack choked to death on a cold chuck roast forced down his throat with a plunger handle while cutting off his own cock will be that she was in the shower for twenty minutes; and couldn't hear what was transpiring.
 
I see that shower setup and hear Tammy saying "Wull I may 'is well warsh up while I'm scrubbin' under Jack's arm 'n nuts."
they need multiple shower heads because they're both such hogs -- she requires a steady downpour of cold water to prevent her from going into cardiac arrest from the exertion of trying to scrub the crust off her crippled half-dead husband
 
Maybe I'm wrong, but my understanding was that Jack and Tam Tam had bought a property with a decent parcel of land, gave the house on the land to Jr. and Brianna, and then built a house for themselves.
This is what they have.

A few years back Fatty was looking for a place, outside the city preferably with it's own water system like a creek running through it, where they could build two homes. One for Jr and Jr and one for him and Hammy. The way he was talking he wanted to set up a compound of sorts where he could they could live off grid for when the apocalypse were to take place. Of course he didn't use those words exactly but that's the impression it gave.

It's also why he got into dehydrating, was pushing those tower gardens and so on.

I want to a-log his pantry but the footage was just so blurry, I can't see anything.
Boxes of goyslop called "Cheesy Fiesta"
It took a while but I was finally able to figure out what all those boxes of food were in the 3rd pantry:

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It's old Profile by Sanford shit. You can just barely make out the "Profile" on the boxes.

Some look like entrees. Some look like drink mixes / shakes. And I'd bet there's stuff there in snack / bar form as well. This means they're either still on it or this is stuff they bought a lot of and just never used.


It's fucking coffee flavored drink syrup next to the stupid torani flavored syrup bottles. Tammy's ideal cup of coffee is a watery 800 calorie milkshake from starbucks.
Fatty used to drink the same thing. Piss weak coffee with tons of cream, sugar and flavored syrup. You could see the bottles in the background on his old kitchen.

they need multiple shower heads because they're both such hogs -- she requires a steady downpour of cold water to prevent her from going into cardiac arrest from the exertion of trying to scrub the crust off her crippled half-dead husband
To be fair I know several people who have two shower heads in their ensuite so that both can take a shower at the same time. The difference here is that Fatty needs Hammy to wash him because he's disabled and can't do it himself.
 
To be fair I know several people who have two shower heads in their ensuite so that both can take a shower at the same time.
that's some prime ameriburger lifestyle there. why get under the shower with your partner when you can just make an XXXL SUV-sized his-and-hers shower with twice the plumbing. FINALLY i can shower at the exact same moment as my heartsweet without risking physical contact!

they should have four shower heads, so jack jr. and brianna can shower as well
 
What the living Hell are those bottles? Hand sanitiser? Please don't tell me it's "coffee syrup", whoever invented these have a special place in Hell where Satan is sodomising them repeatedly.
Yeah, it's coffee syrup, and they have like four of the fuckers to boot; you can see two of them in the shot. Fat Jack can't stand coffee unless it's basically sugar with a splash of the stuff. Like we're talking six creamers and a couple of sweeteners thrown in sort of guy.

Also his spice rack saddens me. All it is is shitty pre-made spice rubs with some salt, garlic powder, and pepper thrown in. Not even some basic bitch stuff like cumin or oregano. It actually hurts me to look at; it's just so barren and not what you should have... even if you're just the occasional cook.
 
that's some prime ameriburger lifestyle there. why get under the shower with your partner when you can just make an XXXL SUV-sized his-and-hers shower with twice the plumbing. FINALLY i can shower at the exact same moment as my heartsweet without risking physical contact!
Yo dawg I herd you liek showers so I put a shower in your shower so you can shower while you shower!
 
Man brags about having Samsung appliances in his studio kitchen, yet I've heard they're unreliable and hard to repair/get parts for stateside.
 
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