[11/28/2016] Rabidly delusional Phil taunts Kiwis to murder him - I mean we're getting to it, calm the fuck down

[MMX]

So phil reads the Wu thread
But i thought Wu was an over privledged white woman who LITERALLY murders transwomen....how quickly phil and co forget

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

The only thing Phil could kill is his sense of self respect and a ficus. Nobody would waste time killing Phil. There is literally nothing more anyone could do to him that life hasn't done already.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

If somebody unexpectedly knocked on Phil's door, he would shit himself and do nothing.

Fixed it.

 

[Very Honest Content]

He will not be able to afford to pay rent on Thursday. But how many C.I.S. scalps can he deliver to the landlord to stay in the system for another month?

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I wouldn't want to fight Phil. I might have to touch him and expose myself to his many germs. You know how he went to bed with his boots on the other night? I bet he makes a habit of that. Combined with his "houselessness" I suspect he may well have trench foot.

Maybe this is why he's an unwashed transspud, to put off potential assailants.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

@Bones you're a fucking madman

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Phil taunting imaginary basement dwellers when he can't even leave his own make-believe transtrender land.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Reminds me of the time Phil took talk of Tweaker having a tank seriously.

 

[clowney]

I wouldn't want to fight Phil. I might have to touch him and expose myself to his many germs.

First you'd have to look at his face IRL. It'd be like the face melting scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark. I wouldn't recommend it.

 

[MG 620]

its in sf

But now also in Portland:

http://www.wweek.com/restaurants/20...out-to-get-its-first-sm-club-and-coffee-shop/

 

[Graffiti canvas]

So phil reads the Wu thread
But i thought Wu was an over privledged white woman who LITERALLY murders transwomen....how quickly phil and co forget

Selective memory favoring whatever narrative they choose to support on any given day hour minute.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Reminds me of the time Phil took talk of Tweaker having a tank seriously.

It's exactly like that. Phil was doing his whole badass act, and when we started joking about the tank, it was like we'd agreed to play along. It didn't matter that it was a joke. For once, it wasn't just him pretending he was this scary translatinx undead goddess whatever in the midst of a warzone.

And that's what he's hoping for now. He's got the whole scenario planned out to the last detail in his head - when we'll break in, which route we'll take, how we'll attack, which weapons he'll use, the whole thing culminating in an epic beatdown following which he is declared King of the Troons. Except this time, we're not playing along. Not even jokingly. Like, I honestly think he'd be happy if he could see some joke posts about us planning to invade, just so he could at least pretend he's important.

 

[AnOminous]

And that's what he's hoping for now. He's got the whole scenario planned out to the last detail in his head - when we'll break in, which route we'll take, how we'll attack, which weapons he'll use, the whole thing culminating in an epic beatdown following which he is declared King of the Troons.

The fact is, though, the only one here crazy enough to do batshit lunacy like home invasions is that troon Greta, or what's his name Moon Man who has a similar tard-tier weapons loadout.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

How do we convince Phil we're going to dig up Waite and use the body as a battering ram into his home?

 

[clowney]

How do we convince Phil we're going to dig up Waite and use the body as a battering ram into his home?

Knowing how hard he lurks around here you just convinced him.

Congratulations.

 

[Varis]

Knowing how hard he lurks around here you just convinced him.

Congratulations.

Unless someone here leaks posts to him, he has no idea what's being said on this subforum.

 

[repentance]

The only thing Phil could kill is his sense of self respect and a ficus. Nobody would waste time killing Phil. There is literally nothing more anyone could do to him that life hasn't done already.

If Phil ever gets murdered it's most likely to be by another mentally unstable troon with whom he's in a "relationship".

 

[The Dude]

The guy who can't even take the trash out without arming up and making a Facebook post about it is accusing people of being basement dwellers. That's rich.

 

[An Ghost]

despite pages and pages of posts about how KF had nothing to do with the suicide of a troon, the widow coming here and being comforted by the farms, and admission by Greta all the screen caps that make TLL seem corrupt as all get out he focuses on this one post. This isn't a cherry picking fallacy, he found the needle in the hay stack and is sticking it in his own ass and wailing about the pain.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Phil is so frustrated. Other trannys are getting legit bashed or killing themselves, he's spent all this money on useless weapons, 8+ years of supposed of stalking and threats from ED/KF, and all Phil has to show for it is a potato and some manure in the mail.

 

[MMX]

Phil is so frustrated. Other trannys are getting legit bashed or killing themselves, he's spent all this money on useless weapons, 8+ years of supposed of stalking and threats from ED/KF, and all Phil has to show for it is a potato and some manure in the mail.

Thats a pretty solid point.
It would be pretty easy for someone like phil to get himself a good kicking and blame it on MRA KIWI FARM TRUMPKIN. He could milk it for all it worth, attention, asspats and a rallying cry for troons but hes such a pussy he flees from any confrontation and has now reached the point were he hides inside all day asking confrontation to come to him (whilst praying it wont).
The irony is that the few kicking hes received has been from the very groups he courts the attention of whilst his supposed enemies ignore him / laugh at him / arent even aware of him.