💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Long-time Lurker]

Nevermind being unfit to represent anyone, Barnes is a great argument to present in favor of the return of nuthouses. We could have them livestreamed!, cost is no issue when you have the entire nation hooked up on full blown whackaloon PPV and $5 TTS.

Sam Hyde's Fishtank?

I don't know, when I walked around in San Francisco, I could dodge the poop and needles, but not the crazies. They would occasionally approach me to scream at their demons. It was clear that it wasn't personal, that they were seeing all people as... whatever. While a camera wouldn't simulate the feeling of spittle in your face from three inches away, I am sure it would still be unpleasant and inspire pity.

 

[Windy Moors]

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So cps really letting his kids live with a crack whore?

I think the coke, is in the side house with his side piece. How long before April monkey branches to Nick's dad? He definitely has more money.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm telling you bro, you should do a Barnes thread. I think you got enough pieces to get it out of PG easily already. Your posts on him are consistently entertaining.

There is not a more image-obsessed faggot on this site, if he had a thread he would seethe so hard.

 

[Gay Mouth]

There is not a more image-obsessed faggot on this site, if he had a thread he would seethe so hard.

Being image obsessed when your image is hunting wabbits.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I don't care enough to keep track but is there actually anything significant Barnes won at in the past decade to warrant his smugness? It seems like he either keeps taking L after L or he got kicked out or shooed away for trying to insert himself into cases he wasn't even asked to. Starting to think he has an insertion fetish and has a buttplug up his ass at all times.

 

[Lemondale]

What will be Nick Rekieta's Final stream topic before he gets sent to prison?

 

[not william stenchever]

I think the coke, is in the side house with his side piece. How long before April monkey branches to Nick's dad? He definitely has more money.

The monkey's paw curls a finger and Nick's dad finally talks to him about his sex life: "Son, the coke whore is mine now and I will disembowel you if you so much as look at her. Now cut me a line, punk."

 

[AnOminous]

I don't care enough to keep track but is there actually anything significant Barnes won at in the past decade to warrant his smugness?

Not really. Since Snipes all he's done is fag it up and act like a total retard.

 

[shaverinocory]

What will be Nick Rekieta's Final stream topic before he gets sent to prison?

No way he goes to prison for this. This is more of an extended probation period, X number of NA meetings, random UAs sort of punishment even with the kid running hot.

Knucklehead probably slips up once or twice after and gets scolded; maybe (at the worst) gets a weekend in the clink. Have to remember he's white and doesn't have much of a criminal record.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

Have them be read and replied to by an AI chatbot trained only on Nick's own texts, posts, and streams, with a specific rule to never answer any question directly. Or to reply only with emojis.

You could keep that retard running in circles for days with a "chatbot" that always replied with a "?"

 

[Strix454]

I don't care enough to keep track but is there actually anything significant Barnes won at in the past decade to warrant his smugness? It seems like he either keeps taking L after L or he got kicked out or shooed away for trying to insert himself into cases he wasn't even asked to. Starting to think he has an insertion fetish and has a buttplug up his ass at all times.

Barnes biggest win of the past ten years was supposedly $500,000 he made on a bet in 2016 on Trump winning the election.

A general review of Barnes cases:

- He did some election cases involving ballot access and Ralph Nader in the early 2000s. He did ok work on those cases. He won one and lost one.
- There was the Wesley Snipes tax case which was kind of a mixed result for Barnes. But he got a large amount of national attention for himself from the case.
- He got involved with the legal problems of Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild) and represented him. That ended in total disaster with Francis and Barnes attacking each other in public.
- He got involved in the Alex Jones Sandy Hook stuff and that ended in disaster.
- He got involved in a Covington High School lawsuit that went nowhere.
- He got involved in the Kyle Rittenhouse case and was eventually told to go away.
- He represented a bartender suing CNN personalty Don Lemon. The case went nowhere.
- He had a success getting the charges dropped against Amy Cooper - The Central Park Birdwatcher.
- He is fighting long ongoing litigation over the rights of Amish farmers not to have their food products inspected and generally for farming laws not to apply to them at all.
- He represented another amish guy over violation of gun transfer laws and had a semi-positive outcome in that the guy got no prison time.
- He won a tax case a long time ago involving Jerry Marchelletta. Marchelletta diverted company money into the construction of luxury homes for himself and several of his friends.
- He represented a rich family in the dairy business that was defrauded by their estate planner and their attorney. He managed to negotiate a settlement for them in 2018. From what I read, that seemed like ok work.

 

[Captain Manning]

Schneider is really good at being just marginally less retarded than the judge. "Judge, plz I have no evidences of harms, and dem is just no way we can get dam evidences, and I say right here judge, no harm was dam dun done, but plz much plz let me poke my eye into them there bank account of Das Rekieta feller right there."

I said he was competent. Not a genius. Frankly, I think he's doing okay on the basic defamation per se cause.

Some of the other stuff...

I don't care enough to keep track but is there actually anything significant Barnes won at in the past decade to warrant his smugness?

Past decade? No.

He partially won Snipes in 2008. If you forget, don't worry, he'll remind you. He also won a case that got Ralph Nader on the ballot in Arizona in 2004. Those are basically his major Ws.

He was booted off Rittenhouse, lost Alex Jones, and Nicholas Sandman famously told him to eat shit.

EDIT: @Strix454's list above my post is more comprehensive.

TL;DR, he's massively overrated. "Always Bet on Barnes" is a joke. The odds seem to be against you.

 

[parsnip]

No way he goes to prison for this. This is more of an extended probation period, X number of NA meetings, random UAs sort of punishment even with the kid running hot.

Knucklehead probably slips up once or twice after and gets scolded; maybe (at the worst) gets a weekend in the clink. Have to remember he's white and doesn't have much of a criminal record.

If I was the judge I'd make any deal require him to do a stream where he admits to all his viewers what he's guilty of, since he really needs to work on taking personal responsibility.

 

[Captain Manning]

Barnes biggest win of the past ten years was supposedly $500,000 he made on a bet in 2016 on Trump winning the election.

I imagine that's because the odds makers defined it as a longshot. You had most of the statisticians suggesting Trump had only a slim chance of winning.

 

[AnOminous]

- He got involved in a Covington High School lawsuit that went nowhere.

Don't forget he lied incessantly like he was actually representing Nicholas Sandmann to the point Sandmann had to point out specifically that this faggot was lying and did not represent him.

Imagine being such a fake liar that someone you claimed you were representing had to issue a public disavowal.

 

[Strix454]

I imagine that's because the odds makers defined it as a longshot. You had most of the the statisticians suggesting Trump had only a slim chance of winning.

Its was reported that he won a bet made in London (UK) with 4-1 odds.

 

[themanwhowalks]

HYPOCRISY ALERT!

Rekieta on a call for all body camera videos to be "a matter of easily accessible public record":
"I agree. One hundred percent."

Seeing this video really highlights how much he's aged over the last year or two. Was it worth it Nick? Even if you are able to worm yourself out of serious legal consequences, was it really worth it?

 

[Captain Manning]

Don't forget he lied incessantly like he was actually representing Nicholas Sandmann to the point Sandmann had to point out specifically that this faggot was lying and did not represent him.
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Imagine being such a fake liar that someone you claimed you were representing had to issue a public disavowal.

I didn't watch very much of Nick's Rittenhouse coverage, but people that did have told me that Barnes was an angry crybaby at several points because he was on Nick's show and not in that courtroom.

It's difficult to say if Barnes would have harmed Kyle (the state's case was weak, and Binger was an absolute faggot), but I am very glad he wasn't on the case. It worked out just fine for Kyle without Barnes.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I said he was competent. Not a genius. Frankly, I think he's doing okay on the basic defamation per se cause.

He's alright as long as someone keeps him away from the judge. Personally, I also think he should have tard wrangled Steve "Nick runs an interstate nigger lynching empire" Quest, but aside from that, and that one hearing, his job was pretty decent.

 

[datura_binge]

I will readily admit that I am currently furthering the problem I am about to state, but why does this thread keep becoming a Barnes hotspot instead of talking about the Rackets fiasco? Is he actually involved with this case now or is he still just being talked about because of some non-existent hypothetical involvement?