Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Pee Your Pants]

You say homophobic slurs all the time, what's stopping you now from saying what the mountain is called?


Just do what a normal fan does and listen to the music that is already out there.


I hope she is feeling called out about her psychotic book storage rather than her reading list.


You should go there to check on it. Have a walk and talk to the vegetables.


Sorry about your cats dying, let me use this opportunity to talk about my dead cats. 'Big cuddly boy' he certainly was big, but he wasn't cuddly to her.


Banana sparkling water sounds gross.


Hilarious. I don't think she's ever talked about smoking any weeds, only eating them.


What is this schizo battle nonsense.


Hey, someone ask me about my pact with the devil.


She's trying to tidy your apartment.


We didn't need that FYI.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The fact that Staph's sexual fantasy is someone standing there while she flobs about on her back like an upturned woodlouse, hooting like a walrus "gnuhhhhhOrggghHH Michael/Jeff/Loki/Heath/Richie"

"you can't see the things he is doing to me but you can hear the moans"

Mulling over this some more, it's strange that Stephanie didn't bring her ghost boyfriends to her unfortunate yet brief time as a camwhore.

Inviting the whole Internet to watch her get fucked by a ghost would be more... memorable... than shoving identity flags into her orifices. It's exactly what she says she craves. And if she ever wanted to carve out a porn niche, that'd be the way to go.

Is this the only, tiny glimmer of self-awareness that she's not the hottest bxy on the planet?

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Mulling over this some more, it's strange that Stephanie didn't bring her ghost boyfriends to her unfortunate yet brief time as a camwhore.

Inviting the whole Internet to watch her get fucked by a ghost would be more... memorable... than shoving identity flags into her orifices. It's exactly what she says she craves. And if she ever wanted to carve out a porn niche, that'd be the way to go.

Is this the only, tiny glimmer of self-awareness that she's not the hottest bxy on the planet?

As usual, I know too much Staph lore. It's embarrassing.

Back in 2022 she filmed two semi-ghost fucking videos and put them on Fetlife. I initially thought I had watched them, but it was because her descriptions for each video evily conjured such a vivid and hilarious film in my mind. I don't actually think anyone ever suffered and watched them, or uploaded them here, because there was a paywall. However, there are thumbnails and descriptions for both.

Spoiler: NSFW Fetlife

That last sentence had me howling laughing when I first read it. So sexy.

Edit: I can see a dining table and chairs in the background of the thumbnails. Did she seriously film this in her parents front room? Fucking hell fire.

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

As usual, I know too much Staph lore. It's embarrassing.

Back in 2022 she filmed two semi-ghost fucking videos and put them on Fetlife. I initially thought I had watched them, but it was because her descriptions for each video evily conjured such a vivid and hilarious film in my mind. I don't actually think anyone ever suffered and watched them, or uploaded them here, because there was a paywall. However, there are thumbnails and descriptions for both.

Spoiler: NSFW Fetlife

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That last sentence had me howling laughing when I first read it. So sexy.

Edit: I can see a dining table and chairs in the background of the thumbnails. Did she seriously film this in her parents front room? Fucking hell fire.

I'll admit that's not what I was expecting. I thought she would starfish for 5 minutes and then be like "wow, that was great!"

Is this the only, tiny glimmer of self-awareness that she's not the hottest bxy on the planet?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I'm still alive, just doing more with my life than Staph (bar: incredibly low, barely exists).

Good for you!

I have no clue about the series, so not sure how "spoiler" this is but fair warning regardless.
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This just in: Staph doesn't understand series finales almost always fucking suck.

Spoiler: OT on series finales

OT: I often run a decade (or two ) behind big series (Dexter around 2017, Sopranos around 2023, others). Earlier this year I binge-watched Six Feet Under (20 years late, yes), and that finale FELLED me. Looked it up after and saw it's considered one of the best finales ever. It made me so mad...bc I cried like a baby for like half an hour. And I'm not even much of a crier.

I hope she is feeling called out about her psychotic book storage rather than her reading list.

WHY ARE THEY ALL FACING THE WRONG WAY?

Why did she stack them backward? Is this that thing that so many images online are posted backwards/mirrored? [...it's not, bc the top one is right.] [Why does that happen, though, btw??]. Ugh, regardless, I hate it.

As usual, I know too much Staph lore. It's embarrassing.

Back in 2022 she filmed two semi-ghost fucking videos and put them on Fetlife. I initially thought I had watched them, but it was because her descriptions for each video evily conjured such a vivid and hilarious film in my mind. I don't actually think anyone ever suffered and watched them, or uploaded them here, because there was a paywall. However, there are thumbnails and descriptions for both.

I cannot imagine posting this (body or fantasy) publicly.

I know, evil body-shaming but jfc, she is/was early/mid 30s. Have some pride. Or shame. Or both. [And she looks a good 75 under now.]

But "then I tease him for never having had any lube"? Lol, you sure put that ghost in his place, girl.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

We didn't need that FYI.

I'm sure "gee, it'd be nice to be able to pee standing up" is a thought that's crossed the mind of every woman at least once, by no means is it a trans exclusive thing... but she actually goes to the men's bathrooms looking like she does in her ridiculous getup and not passing as a man at all? She's too big of a coward to actually commit a crime but for all her insistence that people use the space that matches their gender identity, I doubt she'd want to end up in a men's prison... nor would any TIF considering what usually goes on there. That's one way to put the rape/serial killer fetishist off...

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Her manwhore4till account is literally, otherwise, all UA reblogs. I have no clue about the series, so not sure how "spoiler" this is but fair warning regardless.

You can just go to Ellen Page's thread to get the details:

Oh wow.

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4 OF UMBRELLA ACADEMY-
at the end the entire family commit suicide to reset all the other timelines. The showrunner really made them all commit suicide as a plot point at the end of the final season, with the most famous Holywood trans person as their star.

The show runner really hates Ellen Page for fucking up the show, the ending says it all.

41%ing is an honestly pretty funny ending.

 

[moorhen]

She's trying to tidy your apartment.

I’d bet $13 dollars she’s pissing on the bathmats because her litter box is filthy, and the “rearranging” is her covering it up (in the way cats do, not in the ashamed way).
Steph just doesn’t notice because 1) any smell is covered up by her horrendous odour, and 2) she never showers and frequently pisses herself, so I can’t imagine she spends a lot of time in her bathroom.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

I'm back at 5am because shut up. I'm also particularly snarky for reasons— lucky for you, I'm still hilarious... ish.

First, she's updated her avatars on blusky + mastodon. @Chromeo: for your collection.

Ugly as usual.


That's easy: you never will. You never will learn anything. You rinse and repeat mistakes for literal decades— some far worse than being a retard that eats shit that ends up hurting.


Says the fat PCOS-having woman in the fedora and skull-adorned walking stick wearing queer merch, who also walks around without a care and is a fool who believes lies on the internet. I mean, just saying.


Siggy is a cat, she is drawn to laying on shit she shouldn't. That's it, that's the plot.


Ew. No other comment.


gotta bring in that Lucifer namedrop as if it actually matters. These gods are "known for working with trans people" because it's a disproportionate amount of trans retards that follow these religions because it's trendy... much like being trans. Just saying.


"btw your opinion is wrong because mine is right" thanks for the update, Staph


can't wait for her to bitch about the cold and I love how she's a typical white girl that loves pumpkin spice

also you can... make homemade soup at any time... and drink warm tea whenever you want. Like, there's not... a rule... it's not illegal.


remember when she hexed someone's womb and then got hers removed? That was fun, it should happen again with something else she does.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I just doubt that most of the people on social media who claim to be interacting with the gods in ways that I do are legit. Sorry.

What a pompous smug dickhead. 'Everyone else is lying, I'm the special one.'


Not in Western society where you belong, whitey.


What a superfan. Admitting online, for all to see, that you rip their music. Nice how you put the year that you started your criminal activity for when the feds ask you when you started doing it.


I bet she still ate them all and gave herself intestinal outrage. I'm sure there will be an update later about it.


Interesting how she rates her dad as having 'unthreatening dad energy' now.


It's ok, they're probably all scammers.


The funniest thing about this post is the use of 'we.' The other team members are still unlocked characters.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

What a superfan. Admitting online, for all to see, that you rip their music. Nice how you put the year that you started your criminal activity for when the feds ask you when you started doing it.

This is another thing I find so interesting about her - she's terminally online with her plethora of gender labels in the way only someone in current year could be, but despite that she's seemingly not up to date with current tech and her tastes are still very 90s/2000s, for Odin's sake, she only discovered Rammstein last year. (Nothing wrong with being a millennial with millennial tastes, lots of us here are presumably, but of all things to keep up to date with compared to her music and technological know-how, she chose gender and the kweer community...)

Also idk if pirating music can land you behind bars where she is but now I really want to see if she'd end up in a women's prison and seethe about misgendering/losing access to her hormone gel. Even in the wokest states those laws about gender identity and prison are one sided, since as much as they insist they're true and honest doods, locking pooners up with the men is only going to spell disaster considering what goes on in such an environment...

Not in Western society where you belong, whitey.

Is shamanism a thing in European history at all? Her whole thing is following a bastardised version of her distant ancestors' beliefs, so I dunno, she could be talking about her Viking/Celtic shit yet again. I don't think anyone would bat an eyelid at a Christian saying they received visions from God, particularly not in very religious communities, but nobody except Staph and the miscellaneous genderspecial "witches" in her orbit takes her claims of having hot astral sex with Loki every night seriously.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I bet she still ate them all and gave herself intestinal outrage. I'm sure there will be an update later about it.

I'm just going to say that I LOVE barbecued (shredded) pork. Every new state I visit that specializes in barbecue pork sandwiches, I am finding the best places. And I make my own from time to time, eat it straight, not even on a bun, have tried many recipes, yum. Once, in a weak and lazy moment, I bought one of these prepackaged JD containers of it. Inedible. Globules of fat all over the place. Barbecue shredded pork is definitely fatty, but you should not encounter blobs of fat big enough to notice or feel in every bite. Absolutely revolting. I threw it away.

I understand Steph is a Yank and also sheltered and a fatty with no judgment or taste. But this is a food crime of epic proportions!

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I realize that expecting Stapphy to have even the remotest bit of knowledge about a deity beyond 'are they fuckable and can I make a Marvel fanfic version of them' is asking a lot, given her track record, but a moment of sperg:

She's decided that Lugh and fucking Loki are parallel gods? Really? Lugh is a deity associated with justice/order/kingship/light/etc. He's literally the polar opposite of Loki, the trickster/shapeshifter/all-around-shithead. I know that where Stapphy is involved any and all deities are stand-ins for her own weird sexualized version of 'my dad works at Nintendo' but come the fuck on.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Is shamanism a thing in European history at all?

Her entire historical view is so busted that it doesn't even matter. The whole "historically, the schizos were shamans!!" thing is some retarded shortcut that only a failure of a professor with no intellectual curiosity or imagination in the 1950s would teach. It requires a modern person to go "huh. Weird behavior and serious faith. (Looks in DSM) Sounds like delusions. They must have been nuts. I'll publish about it and grift a career out of it." It is the original version of deciding that people in history were troons.

Stephanie doesn't even know that by claiming this she's dunking on herself, her religion, and her education. So, another day that ends in "y."

 

[moorhen]

This is a lie, she’s at least a XXXL

What a superfan. Admitting online, for all to see, that you rip their music. Nice how you put the year that you started your criminal activity for when the feds ask you when you started doing it.

Spotify is free. She has the internet. All she has to do is listen to a few ads and she’ll actually be supporting her favourite rapists.

Who rips music in the year 2024? Who even downloads music?

It's ok, they're probably all scammers.

Please get scammed again. It’s always so funny.

Pajeet 3: The Pajeetening.

 

[Elixia Potions]

Who rips music in the year 2024? Who even downloads music?

Not all music ever is available on streaming services -- sometimes it does require downloading/ripping. Additionally, sometimes people want to listen to a "problematic" artist without giving them money via streaming/buying music, so they rip off YouTube to avoid paying for it directly or indirectly.
That said, so what if Till hates Napster? Isn't Yarrow a sooper-cool hardcore #anarchist, shouldn't the line be "fuck yeah, rip music, huge record labels can suck shit?"

 

[Aunt Carol]

What a pompous smug dickhead. 'Everyone else is lying, I'm the special one.'

Oh, that reminds me of another thing it's weird she missed: synesthesia!

Remember when every third person on social media had synesthesia and begged you to please ask them anything about it, or posted long lists of what different numbers smelled like?

Maybe I wouldn't have been so annoyed by that if I'd known what was coming to replace it.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

More Stephanie AI art because why the hell not. This is what she probably imagines when she communes with the ghosts of her ancestors:



And how it'd actually look, presuming those ghosts aren't figments of her imagination:



Though even that one tries to portray her in as flattering a manner as possible, like a character in a Dreamworks movie or something, rather than the complete freak that she actually is. Clown nose is certainly a nice touch. Ghosts are probably a bit too fancily dressed too, but oh well, I still find the mental image of her ancestors haunting her for misrepresenting them hilarious.

 

[Lokiwi]

Is shamanism a thing in European history at all?

Yes, very much so, but Steph doesn't actually understand anything. Her obsession with Nordic Shamanism and specifically Seidr is because she views it as an ancient genderspecial equivalent and that because men who practiced it were taboo or feminized, that means that ancient societies had queer bxy's just like her uwu and not that it was weird for a man to practice a feminine art.
Similarly because Loki could shapeshift into a woman that means he's also genderfluid

 

[Poonocchio]

More Stephanie AI art because why the hell not. This is what she probably imagines when she communes with the ghosts of her ancestors:

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And how it'd actually look, presuming those ghosts aren't figments of her imagination:

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Though even that one tries to portray her in as flattering a manner as possible, like a character in a Dreamworks movie or something, rather than the complete freak that she actually is. Clown nose is certainly a nice touch. Ghosts are probably a bit too fancily dressed too, but oh well, I still find the mental image of her ancestors haunting her for misrepresenting them hilarious.

I love Staph art so much, even more so than Pooners. She's just such a recognisable character, it's so fun to see renditions of her with little nuances like the button details. LOVE.