Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Spangled Drongo]

While we're on the topic of plants I was reminded of the "Hairy Balls" tree a.k.a. balloon plant - as a kid I used to walk past a house that had one in the front yard on my way to school:



The balls are seed pods, not flowers, but it still fits with the dick/vagina shaped flowers I think.

 

[moorhen]

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Obligatory dicks out flower mention.

This is what I assume Steph thinks she looks like.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The average threadgoer probably has way more hands-on botanical knowledge than Stephanie does, her share of her parents' share of a community garden notwithstanding.

Not really related, but considering the ghost husbands and the elves and the made-for-TV movies about serial killers, another strange gap in Stephanie's woo-woo philosophy is multiverse theory.

You look at any clutch of 14-year-old otherkin or plurals, or especially the fictive community, there's a ton of copesplanation about how everything is possible in some universe including anime being real. This boils down to "I have Naruto living in my head because he's the Naruto from the universe where Naruto is real," with the addition of "and my Naruto is a pooner because he's from the universe where he's real and a pooner," and the polite agreement that two people can have the same fictional person in their head and not share the same experiences because they only seem identical, but again: multiverse.

Anyway, I feel like Stephanie would spend less time in cognitive dissonance, or at least arguing with people online, if she claimed to be married to the version of Jeffrey Dahmer that was played by Ross Lynch in the recent film. You know, the one that was a couple of years ago and retroactively made Stephanie a serial killer fan from way back. That's clearly who she's imagining anyway.

But I'm continually surprised she never jumped on the "plural" bandwagon, either; it seems like a natural progression from being possessed by ghosts on DeviantArt, and there's a whole community of people out there who've all agreed to take each other seriously about their headmates.

It's just weird what she decides to add to her cafeteria cosmology. Poor lonely bishonen from YuGiOh, forever the only anime husbando in her harem.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I love how on a slow Staph news day this thread descends into wholesome shit like 'what flower would you be?' It's like the time when the thread descended into talking about crockery.

Staph has been utterly boring. Grandma level updates yesterday.

Nice to get an update that is essentially 'just finished shitting, goodnight.'


Good for her, doing some actual cooking. I have no idea if this looks good, mainly because there is a lid in the way.


How informative. Siggy did not 'need' treats.


How can she be sitting on the floor and clawing you in the babblers? Are the babblers that stretched out now?


One of the oldest horror genres is 'contagion.' Has she never seen a zombie movie?


Looks like Siggy is trying to get away from her.


This article is utter schizophrenia. If I was a trans person looking for a trans resource org I would nope out, thinking it was some front for a cult. '88'


We knew about her Instagram account, but it went dead last year after a Loki post.


Rejigged bio. New post...


'Twitter is now unusable' ie: I don't get my way on it. I'm guessing the thing she's 'working on' is her pagan political group.

This is the first time she has said that Sigyn's full name is Sigyn Lokidottir, which is hard cope. She actually promised to Loki that she would call her cat Loki, or call a female cat Freyr. Loki for sure didn't help her get a cat, as evidenced by the cat saga. If anything, he meddled.

I feel like she's completely forgot about Dahmer and is all about her relationship with Loki.

The additional images are the stupid flags:


Her Reddit accounts have been inactive since she got dogpiled and I can't find any new accounts. She usually creates new ones after being called out. Same with Twitter. I'm not 100% convinced that she will stay off Twitter though. There has to be somewhere that she is hiding her edgy degeneracy (apart from her para Discord) because there hasn't been much on her deviant Tumblr account. She has to get her discourse fix somewhere.

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

I'm extremely surprised that she actually has a decent take on Sweet Tooth. It was obvious from the first couple of episodes that the narrative believes humans need to be exterminated. I'm surprised that she realizes that's morally wrong.

 

[often puzzled]

The way she orders her books on her book shelf is P S Y C H O P A T H behaviour.

Now she's doing it to her CDs. Why would you pile your books up sideways with the spines not even on show? How the fuck does she find anything? It's not a case of trying to conserve space. Just look at the state of it. It's deranged. It's like the opposite end of autism organisation.

Stacking your books like this is bad for their spines. It's fine to have a random stack of books for a TBR pile or while you're reorganizing, but it's not good at all for a long-term storage method.

She strikes me as having hoarder tendencies. Not a full-blown hoarder but well on her way to that kind of crazy left on her own long enough. Look at all the random crap crammed into that little ikea piece (in addition to it being a TV/cat stand and holding her tard key lanyard).

What little we see of her apartment always looks like this. She's not going to invest in better furniture, but she's not going to stop collecting random garbage, so she'll store things in weird, impractical and non-functional ways in order to keep all her shit she doesn't need or use.

I've often thought the same, and I wonder if her parents harbor similar fears. Her father seems pretty twitchy when the mess goes unchecked, and I feel like she somehow doesn't notice that things get messy and piled-up.

Staph has gone ahead and set up her own pagan leftist group.

something, something, don't want to join any club that would have me as a member.

 

[Quack_Quack]

If you were going to transition into a flower, what kind of flower would you be? I'm a faggy rose obviously

Thistle. They're pretty but also spiky.

One of the oldest horror genres is 'contagion.' Has she never seen a zombie movie?

Invasion of the Body Snatchers?
Night of the Living Dead?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Nice to get an update that is essentially 'just finished shitting, goodnight.'

"IBS" is new from her, isn't it? We've heard lots about poop and farts, of course, but has it ever been "IBS" before?

The shine must have finally worn off of her GERD diagnosis.

Good for her, doing some actual cooking

This is the one thing I actually like about Stephanie. She can't clean and in every other aspect of her life she is a lolcow, but she's never let her "spoons" get in the way of cooking or baking something family-sized. Which she then eats herself, but again: standard lolcow.

I feel like she's completely forgot about Dahmer and is all about her relationship with Loki.

The poly people call this "new relationship energy." The poly people are full of helpful cope like that.

...Hey, why isn't Stephanie posting on the polyamory subreddits? It's chock-full of chubby, genderspecial Wiccans who like to play board games. She could carefully forget to mention her boyfriends are ghosts, the same way she forgets to mention the "ghost of Michael Jackson" part when she posts about her rape.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

"IBS" is new from her, isn't it? We've heard lots about poop and farts, of course, but has it ever been "IBS" before?

She has claimed to have IBS before, like in this classy tweet 3 years ago:

She's obviously missing Twitter a bit because she logged onto Peetie's old account:

'This site sucks' but I bet she's back within the month. Sad over being blocked by a moot, lame.

I missed this one earlier:

I love how this is phrased as if she has smoked weed.

Edit to add some degeneracy from her alt Blue Sky:

Oh hun.


She can't even spell 'weapons' she's gooning so hard. Stop using the word gooning.


I can't remember if this was shared here before. 'Receipts' in inverted commas, as if they're not real.


WHY. WHY would you put this online. WHY. If you are typing about this online, then you're obviously not masturbating. Her deviancy is purely performative.


LOL what a fucking side show attraction that would be.


I had to look this one up: Splanchnophilia is a psychological condition characterized by a strong emotional attachment to one's own internal organs or the internal organs of others.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

This almost certainly was a Kevita brand probiotic drink.

If you shit yourself after drinking a probiotic, I can't imagine the state of your guts. This just proves that the Olipop drinks are more sugar than probiotic.

It didn't "set her GERD off," it's a strongly flavored beverage that she's not used to. I drink kombucha drinks relatively frequently and I'm pretty sure I'd cough on the first sip of this. It's got fucking cayenne in it.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

cooking or baking something

I consider that an unqualified positive note for her. Especially if it's ratatouille*, which she could eat a whole family-sized pot of and it would be a good thing

*or any kind of all-vegetable thing (tbh the vegs through that lid look kind of big for ratatouille, but I won't fuss (and maybe it's early stages)

...Hey, why isn't Stephanie posting on the polyamory subreddits? It's chock-full of chubby, genderspecial Wiccans who like to play board games.

...because someone might take her seriously and then she'd have to face the prospect of a real-life human interaction?

She could carefully forget to mention her boyfriends are ghosts, the same way she forgets to mention the "ghost of Michael Jackson" part when she posts about her rape.

...and this. Unpossible.

Stop using the word gooning.

Amen. Say it again for the people in the back: this is not a good word, and she looks a fool for applying it to herself.

I had to look this one up: Splanchnophilia is a psychological condition characterized by a strong emotional attachment to one's own internal organs or the internal organs of others.

Death to every single hyper-specific categorizational term employed in casual conversation, whether technical/scientific or just weird made-up stupid.

If you shit yourself after drinking a probiotic, I can't imagine the state of your guts. This just proves that the Olipop drinks are more sugar than probiotic.

One wonders why, if it was so intense it made her cough/GERD-react, she continued to drink it to the point it triggered an uncontrollable IBS reaction.

[X]

 

[Bawbag]

I hope she keeps baking multiple pies per week and we can move her thread to Deathfats in 2025.

 

[Chromeo]

I can't remember if this was shared here before. 'Receipts' in inverted commas, as if they're not real.

I hate how she misrepresents her detractors as if they're all just old fashioned prudes who don't like her "gooning over wrapons." You groomed children and blamed it on a ghost, Stephanie.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She can't even spell 'weapons' she's gooning so hard. Stop using the word gooning.

You know, call me crazy but I'm beginning to suspect Stephanie doesn't know what "gooning" means.

If you have a totes real medical diagnosis that means your hands suck and you can't legibly paint 1.5" tall letters because of it, how are we meant to believe that you can manually edge a set of female genitals for enough consecutive hours that you go into a trance state?

Putting aside the "is this a good thing for a community leader/spiritual worker to be doing," of course.

 

[moorhen]

WHY. WHY would you put this online. WHY. If you are typing about this online, then you're obviously not masturbating. Her deviancy is purely performative.

Lock the door you freak why are you letting your cat watch you have a wank? What the fuck.

 

[Bawbag]

You can't lock a door in a cat's house you monster. That's akin to a warcrime.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

-Staph masturbates
-cat starts crying and screaming

sounds about right

 

[AfghanBlue]

The fact that Staph's sexual fantasy is someone standing there while she flobs about on her back like an upturned woodlouse, hooting like a walrus "gnuhhhhhOrggghHH Michael/Jeff/Loki/Heath/Richie"


"you can't see the things he is doing to me but you can hear the moans"
Doing to me' implies that she tends towards an entirely lazy / selfish ghost-slampig, starfishing doing nothing, so the voyeur doesn't even get to see her doing mime handjobs,or moving into amusing positions.
Imagine being a starfish even in totally fantasised scenarios.
What exactly made her "quiet rape" any different to just sitting on the couch, you may wonder?
Omg-this means Staph is now potentially the most raped person in the world, being 98% of her entire resting existence!
That has got to be up there on the international PTSD leader board. No question.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

She can't even spell 'weapons' she's gooning so hard. Stop using the word gooning.

"Gooning" aside I don't believe for a second she's actually got a thing for weapons in a sexual way, she's simply so brainrotted that everything has to be a gender or sexuality. I can't picture her staring at that dagger and going "damn that's hot". It's the exact same deal as her calling herself a "non-rose zoophile" (an identity she seems to have dropped, thank the gods, but adopted new ones in its stead), she can't simply like cats, it's got to be an identity, same with liking old weapons, that's also a sexual identity now. All these paraphilias are nothing but another addition to the pile of labels serving the purpose of covering up what she really is, a straight white American woman with too much time on her hands.

WHY. WHY would you put this online. WHY. If you are typing about this online, then you're obviously not masturbating. Her deviancy is purely performative.

Siggy is trying to say, "thanks for scarring me for life, now stop fantasising about serial killers, put some pants on and pay me some attention".

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

Loving the plants. Of course we all know more about botany, that retard thought blue tulips existed. Also hi, I'm still alive, just doing more with my life than Staph (bar: incredibly low, barely exists).

"Gooning" aside I don't believe for a second she's actually got a thing for weapons in a sexual way

I think it's because it looks like she could shove it up her Schrödinger's vagina and/or butt.

Anyway, I do come with... a few things, I guess. But she has been very boring which is disappointing.


5% alcohol, by the way. More than I would've thought (Staph's a pussy and I'm alcohol stupid), and please keep in mind that these are $3.50 per can. Amazing.

Her manwhore4till account is literally, otherwise, all UA reblogs. I have no clue about the series, so not sure how "spoiler" this is but fair warning regardless.

This just in: Staph doesn't understand series finales almost always fucking suck.