I am an Australian weeaboo. AMA.

[Testacles Maximus]

If you throw your anime body pillow does it come back?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I'd rather a Japanese Australia-boo. He could tell me about the time he split his quart of Asahi with an ornery kangaroo.

 

[gamerweeb1]

What's the most painless way to take your own life?

I’ll tell you once I’ve successfully figured it out through trial and error.

Do you know any aborigines?

Yeah there’s that guy who broke my window and stole my money.

How much loli do you have saved on your PC?
Don't worry, I'm not a fed.

None, believe it or not.

NOTE: High school girls like Rias Gremory and Marin Kitagawa are NOT lolis.

When are you going to kill yourself, you absolute waste of space and resources?

Tomorrow, OK. Will that satisfy you?

 

[gamerweeb1]

Voice to Parliament or yeah nah?

Nah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah

Have you ever caught chlamydia from a koala? An aborigine?

No, but I think I may have caught it from my body pillow.

why

Childhood trauma probably

 

[your average scumbag]

best anime ost?

 

[winterfag]

Didn't hentai get banned there a few years ago? What's the point of still being a weeb?

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Whatcha int'rested in them chink cartoons for, mate? You a fuckin' queer or somethin'? You ought to find yerself a sheila, skull a few tinnies and watch the footy, like the rest o' the blokes.

 

[Space Police]

If you're a weeaboo, then why in particular do you idolize Japan on a superficial level, based only on what you know through anime, video games, and other miscellania, while hating your own country and culture?

NOTE: High school girls like Rias Gremory and Marin Kitagawa are NOT lolis.

Why are you a pedophile?

 

[gamerweeb1]

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My waifus are all I need. Fuck Jesus!

I heard an abbo got eaten by a crocodile recently

Yeah I threw him in there for breaking my window and stealing my money.

More than two hours later and not a single question answered. I'm shocked that a weeb would be such a pathetic dissappointment.

That’s not a question.

Is bluey an anime?

No, Spongebob is the only Western cartoon that earns the right of “honorary anime”.

Why are you Australian?

It’s a sensitive topic.

Is the spider situation really that bad or a myth?

Myth.

Is Vegemite made out of petrol ?

I don’t eat Vegemite. Ask an abo.

 

[gamerweeb1]

If you throw your anime body pillow does it come back?

It has too many hardened cum stains for it to work as a boomerang.

Didn't hentai get banned there a few years ago? What's the point of still being a weeb?

That’s not actually true. They only banned PHYSICAL hentai imports. You can still go on nhentai.net.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

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