💥 Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Tragi-Chan]

Guaranteed this is because of Jackson's browsing habits. They probably didn't want him writing to fetlife girls on company time using company equipment.

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Gee, how could this have happened? If only someone had warned her about leaving her child unbuckled in the stroller to store her while you play video games!

I wonder if we’ll ever hear about this “worst experience of her life” again. Given how much she still goes on about the guy who dumped her, who she’s totally over by the way, I would imagine she’ll be posting about this for literally years.

Unless she’s a performative bitch whose first thought when her baby hurt herself was, “How can I make this about me?”

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I wonder if we’ll ever hear about this “worst experience of her life” again. Given how much she still goes on about the guy who dumped her, who she’s totally over by the way, I would imagine she’ll be posting about this for literally years.

Unless she’s a performative bitch whose first thought when her baby hurt herself was, “How can I make this about me?”

The really bad thing is, it's really pretty late for a kid that age to have a bonk, because most kids are permitted to wriggle around on the floor and move around on their own. They have some real thing about the baby never ever touching their floors, and so a newly moving baby is struggling to even attempt movement on a blanket-covered playmat, or in her stroller where she is unbuckled and every movement makes gravity pull her uncomfortably lower. She's probably learning very quickly that just being a lump is easier and more fun than trying out motion.

Instead of bonking her head because she's exploring and learning about her environment, she's falling out of the stroller pod because of course she is. I bet next time we see her in the stroller, she's buckled up, and we'll know that's exactly what happened. They literally waited it out until she had a bad fall.

 

[Wargarbl]

Well, he's a lawyer, and soulless demons like that are always in demand.

This is actually a big falsehood. While there are big money lawyer jobs out there, most lawyer jobs are a very middle class career (and for entry/early positions, perhaps lower half of middle class). However, because law schools are cash cows since they rarely provide scholarships and don't require expensive lab facilities, universities are strongly incentivized financially to have a law school and accept as many paying suckers students as possible. This results in a massive glut of people with law degrees that far outstrip the amount of quality law jobs.

Basically, unless you go to a higher tier law school and graduate with a good class rank and get some law experience during the summers, there's a good chance your very expensive law degree with be worth a lot less than you think.

Cuckson went to a lower tier law school (I forget which, maybe some private religious college?). Also, he went directly back into academia after he finished law school (probably because mommy was still willing to pay and he's allergic to the real world) and got another undergrad degree (dafuq?) instead of getting a clerkship or internship at a firm that you could resume build from. Also, he's such an astute lawyer that he had to ask Twitter how you'd perform a name change in Cali when his fat slug "wife" wanted to piss off her parents with a nameswap. After failing to find employment for an inordinately long time, Mommy called deceased Dad's executive buds at Disney and got him a Legal Coffee Getter position at Daddy's former employer.

Honestly, it's a miracle he ever had a reasonable job at Fender. Good thing he pissed that away to take care of not-his-kid while Basic Becky sat around stealing oxygen.

 

[lindsayfan]

Guaranteed this is because of Jackson's browsing habits. They probably didn't want him writing to fetlife girls on company time using company equipment.

bearing in mind both his online coomer habits and becky saying the firing was related to zoom, i have a theory: maybe a certain bald blobby someone unintentionally screenshared fetish porn of video-game characters....

 

[Meriasek]

This is actually a big falsehood. While there are big money lawyer jobs out there, most lawyer jobs are a very middle class career (and for entry/early positions, perhaps lower half of middle class). However, because law schools are cash cows since they rarely provide scholarships and don't require expensive lab facilities, universities are strongly incentivized financially to have a law school and accept as many paying suckers students as possible. This results in a massive glut of people with law degrees that far outstrip the amount of quality law jobs.

Basically, unless you go to a higher tier law school and graduate with a good class rank and get some law experience during the summers, there's a good chance your very expensive law degree with be worth a lot less than you think.

Cuckson went to a lower tier law school (I forget which, maybe some private religious college?). Also, he went directly back into academia after he finished law school (probably because mommy was still willing to pay and he's allergic to the real world) and got another undergrad degree (dafuq?) instead of getting a clerkship or internship at a firm that you could resume build from. Also, he's such an astute lawyer that he had to ask Twitter how you'd perform a name change in Cali when his fat slug "wife" wanted to piss off her parents with a nameswap. After failing to find employment for an inordinately long time, Mommy called deceased Dad's executive buds at Disney and got him a Legal Coffee Getter position at Daddy's former employer.

Honestly, it's a miracle he ever had a reasonable job at Fender. Good thing he pissed that away to take care of not-his-kid while Basic Becky sat around stealing oxygen.

As a guitarist and person who's generally fond of Fender I certainly am happy that none of their money goes towards Basic Becky and her slow fusion dance with the couch anymore

 

[AnOminous]

Dang, the cashcow got fired? Fun times ahead, time to have more bulls move in. For the rent money.
Well, he's a lawyer, and soulless demons like that are always in demand.

He's a "lawyer" who had to ask Twitter how to file a name change form in California. When if you Google name change in California the form to do it is literally the first hit.

He is an even less practicing lawyer than Rekieta.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Baby bonks totally happen a lot but it makes me mati that Becky uses this opportunity to cry about how hard it is to neglect Hannah in a fucking stroller all day and have her suffer the consequences of gravity. Momming is hard when you’re putting in a modicum of effort but when the one cuck is getting fired because a crying baby is too distracting in a house full of unemployed adults in a McMansion with tons of space to spread out and the baby is still falling out of unsecured spaces while her egg donor sexualizes her on Twitter, that poor little girl is so fucked. Also it made me laugh that Becky took this opportunity during cucksons firing to drag up some muh trauma to have a crisis about, can’t have the guy having more drama than she does for the day.

I’m feeling a bit incredulous that she actually admitted to forgetting she has a child sometimes. How?

 

[AnOminous]

I’m feeling a bit incredulous that she actually admitted to forgetting she has a child sometimes. How?

This is how lots of infants die in hot cars. Their shitty, evil parents just forget they had a child they left in a hot car.

This child's chance of living to adulthood is barely better than even.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

This is how lots of infants die in hot cars. Their shitty, evil parents just forget they had a child they left in a hot car.

This child's chance of living to adulthood is barely better than even.

Ironically that’s the first place my mind went too when reading about how she forgets her daughter exists. It actually reminds me a lot of the mom from that one article posted in the conspiracy thread recently, you saw it right? The interviewer ends the article by talking about how the mom was so sassy in saying she saw no reason to buy a new car after her child passed away and something nauseating like “the fiery look in her eyes demanded to know if you have a problem with that.” Not exact quote but same vibes. Gives me creepy “laying out alibi” crumbs combined with her exasperated mental health posting about postpartum psychosis. Hannah, you in danger girl. I’m not even religious but I say a little prayer for that poor little girl every time I read a Becky update on her.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Yeah, having a brand new "lover" move in because you need their money is always the key to a successful and non-dramatic relationship. Even moreso with all the varying animals and other cucks.

She's so lucky that it's Kiwis following her antics and not Reddit because she'd have been flooded with CPS calls by now otherwise (even more proof that Alex Dacy's CPS champs are indeed Redditards not Farmers).

 

[AnOminous]

She's so lucky that it's Kiwis following her antics and not Reddit because she'd have been flooded with CPS calls by now otherwise (even more proof that Alex Dacy's CPS champs are indeed Redditards not Farmers).

Kiwis know better than to call in CPS bullshit when the only "evidence" is the deranged Xeets of a pathologically lying cunt.

That said, I fucking hope a mandatory reporter gets actionable information.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

More proof that we're Becky's DMs. All of Kiwi Farms is apparently DMed to her in realtime.



Everyone's so mad because things are going great for Becky. Dwelling on this must be another symptom of her delirious happiness.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

The funniest bit is that when I mentioned CPS in my post I was talking more about "large, mobile child pictured without a seatbelt in a stroller and Mom says she fell and hit her head already once" more than the other obvious dangers of Hannah's family situation - but Becky has to bring muh oppression into it at all costs. I guess because they're polyamorous it's ok to basically set their kid up for a life-altering head injury on the regular. Good to know.

ETA: just so I'm clear enough that Becky can understand this "DM" - no one here is calling CPS on you, because even though you're a terrible Mom who wants her kid to be molested by her creepy boyfriends, none of us want to be involved directly in your life in any capacity. When you poop fondle, you get covered in poop.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

More proof that we're Becky's DMs. All of Kiwi Farms is apparently DMed to her in realtime.

Yeah, a hundred years ago when they came up with the birth certificate laws they said "how can we most fuck over polycules that all want to be on it with this?"

edit: Actually, after thinking for a few seconds more, probably a little earlier it was, you know, when they were passing all the laws against polygamy.

 

[Printemps]

Just a reminder: she dated this guy for about a month half a year ago and the "grooming and abuse" she's speaking of is dating her while she was pregnant and then breaking up with her.

 

[AnOminous]

More proof that we're Becky's DMs. All of Kiwi Farms is apparently DMed to her in realtime.

Since we yet again know this evil cunt reads the thread. . .PUT CLOTHES ON YOUR CHILD YOU EVIL FUCKING BITCH! ACTUALLY INTERACT WITH HER INSTEAD OF PUTTING HER IN A STRAITJACKET AND LEAVING HER STRAPPED TO A STROLLER!

God I hate this repulsive, abusive cunt of a whore of a worthless freak fucking cunt.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Since we yet again know this evil cunt reads the thread. . .PUT CLOTHES ON YOUR CHILD YOU EVIL FUCKING BITCH! ACTUALLY INTERACT WITH HER INSTEAD OF PUTTING HER IN A STRAITJACKET AND LEAVING HER STRAPPED TO A STROLLER!

God I hate this repulsive, abusive cunt of a whore of a worthless freak fucking cunt.

Strapping Hannah into the stroller would be a slight improvement. Leaving her unattended and squirming around in it is almost certainly how she got the bumped head.

I am increasingly sure Becky is trying to get Hannah to die from some sort of 'tragic accident', it's horrifying and sad. She clearly doesn't want this child or even like her other than when she can use her as an accessory to boost her own narc supply and it's clear that she resents having to care for her a lot of the time (despite doing virtually none of the things one must do to care for a child). If Hannah dies before she's 3, I won't be remotely surprised.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

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Just a reminder: she dated this guy for about a month half a year ago and the "grooming and abuse" she's speaking of is dating her while she was pregnant and then breaking up with her.

I don't like pearl clutching over age gaps in adult relationships but it is so EW to constantly bring attention to how much ~younger~ her new partner is.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The funniest bit is that when I mentioned CPS in my post I was talking more about "large, mobile child pictured without a seatbelt in a stroller and Mom says she fell and hit her head already once" more than the other obvious dangers of Hannah's family situation - but Becky has to bring muh oppression into it at all costs. I guess because they're polyamorous it's ok to basically set their kid up for a life-altering head injury on the regular. Good to know.

ETA: just so I'm clear enough that Becky can understand this "DM" - no one here is calling CPS on you, because even though you're a terrible Mom who wants her kid to be molested by her creepy boyfriends, none of us want to be involved directly in your life in any capacity. When you poop fondle, you get covered in poop.

She knows exactly why people are talking about CPS, but because she is unburdened by empathy or conscience, her problem is not that she did something bad, but that people are being mean to her. So she rewrites the story for Twitter so that the talk of CPS is not because she is a neglectful mother, but for reasons that make her look good to her audience of Twits.

In reality, no one gives a shit about Becky being poly. Firstly, because all poly groups consist of fat, unattractive, emotionally immature people. Secondly, because it’s obvious that it’s not a joyful household full of love. In any photo of the three of them, Cuckson looks like he’d rather be doing something else and Daniel looks like he’s trying to be optimistic about a future without testicles. There are no photos of New Guy with Becky because he’s ashamed of her. The whole thing has the forced jollity of an office party.

I don't like pearl clutching over age gaps in adult relationships but it is so EW to constantly bring attention to how much ~younger~ her new partner is.

Because she can’t deal with the fact that she’s a fat old hag who can no longer make friends with men by simply parting her hams for them.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Surprised it was Jackson. But my previous point still stands, both the cucks let her openly sabotage their careers, relationships and anything else she can control.

It's at least some comfort on the Hannah side that Jackson is actively assisting. But again, crazy that there are 5 adults living together and they can't plan for Bex/ The Troon caring for the baby for 30 min - 1 hour so they can do Zoom calls they need Webcams on for.

Regards for anyone who's followed threads where CPS stepped in - they can really only step in if the basic needs are not being met and the abuse is easy to prove. Hannah is housed, fed and has somewhere to sleep. So worst you have is the odd desire to never dress the kid.