The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

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Seems it was never mentioned in the farms so I want to bring light to a wonderful city in India called Gurgaon.
Was once a humble village that spontaneously became an urban city where some of the largest global corporations in IT, finance and medicine built their offices, in-between these offices the streets are filled shops and restaurants many of them are international brands and surprisingly they even have luxury brands! If that is not enough they even have malls and stadiums for some of the largest events.

In a way it is like India's NYC, many people go there because it is the city of dreams and like NYC it's a shithole but a unique shithole where the rich live like their in the slums.

Because of the spontaneous development on a small village, there was basically little to no infrastructure planning, so any open land they just build a tower for offices which obviously results in road designs being a mess and top it off with potholes, every driver driving like its GTA, folks casually crossing the roads and herding farm animals so you can expect to be stuck in a chaotic traffic jam. There is a metro you can use but the stations are limited so despite your effort to avoid the traffic you will join them using a scamming rickshaw driver just to get to your office.
The basic infrastructure also means it cannot support a growing population, so basic necessities like water, electricity, housing and drainage are limited.
Remember just like NYC some of the richest people live there and they aren't using rich people solutions to these basic problems.
So imagine these people in mansion with large gardens having to start up generators for electricity and worsening their air quality.
In their super bougie kitchen its cluttered with plastic bottles filled with water and they have to use keep refilling these bottles using water pumps.
And imagine these mansions with large gardens being flooded with their own human waste because the sewage is overwhelmed.

Even if you don't live there as wagie part of your job is to deal with these in your office/mall.

Sources:
BBC article
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Wiki

Book:
Bottle of Lies by Katherine Eban, Chapter 3 A Slum for the Rich.

If you hate jeets the book is worth it imo, It's how I came to know about the city.
 
Zashaiba said:
We share at least this one thing in common. I dislike Indians simping for Russia, probably as much as you dislike them simping for Israel?
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I don't like them simping for either Russia or Israel. Although they end up buying a lot of military hardware, so it is what it is...

They also contributed to Russian culture as shown in DMB 2:
 
Badungus Kabungus said:
The term "horny Indians" just made me shudder irl. Horrifying.

The women aren't any better.
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Tax, but I remember a long while back, when some leftists here on kiwi farms seethed about Pahjeets because they didn't see Hitler as literal Satan, my memory might be fuzzy, but they either wanted mass reeducation of Indians or exterminating them for not following the Western Religion of Current Year, one or the other.


 
I would pay money for effective pajeet-block software that completely eliminated pajeets from ever coming up in my search results. Going by Indian IPs alone isn't enough.
 
Badungus Kabungus said:
I'm still trying to figure out how jeets love both Hitler and Jews at the same time. A very conflicting people indeed.

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I think it's just opportunism. They like Germany beacuse they were a major problem for Britain, and many wanted to join the axis powers to kick the British out of India.
The love for Jews stems from them wanting to be subordinate bootlickers to those in power.
 
Linako 2.0 said:
I think it's just opportunism. They like Germany beacuse they were a major problem for Britain, and many wanted to join the axis powers to kick the British out of India.
The love for Jews stems from them wanting to be subordinate bootlickers to those in power.
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The British sure did a number on them, left only bootlicks behind. As for the Hitler love I think it's partly due to the whole swastika thing being Hindu in origin.
 
Ever wonder why there are no male indian mma fighters?



Nice clean takedown, decent ground control. Someone give this woman a shot
 
Fun fact, while pajeets claim WE ARE CEO SAAR the only reason Royal Enfield doesnt suck anymore is because they hired a white CEO to run it
 
I met a neighbor’s new dog today. He was incredibly friendly and rushed up to sniff me. He then flopped down in front of me and gestured for me to pet him. I did so and after a little bit we start walking. Doggo is super well behaved but the owner ask me if I’ve ever heard him barking because he barks a lot. Mind you, this is a dog that has been extremely polite and hasn’t made a sound. A few moments later two sandal wearers pass by us. He runs up to them and sniff thems just like he did to me. This time though, instead of asking for a rub, he recoils and starts barking at them. I guess I now know why he barks. The owner starts yelling at him to be quiet, but it wasn’t the dogs fault. They were really stinky.
 
Don't prepone it - do the needful. 10 Indianisms we should all be using by Kavitha Rao

Indianisms are a perfectly valid form of English – as are Americanisms – excluded only by rank snobbery. They should form part of our language’s global vocabulary.

Prepone. Don’t all shudder at once. You may think this word sounds wrong, but millions of Indians use it every day. Shorter and handier than using the phrase “Do you want to bring our meeting forward by a day?” In 2010, the word was added to the Oxford English Dictionary, but is still rarely used by those outside south Asia.

Lately, observers have been arguing that useful Indianisms such as "prepone? should form part of the global vocabulary of our language. Indian English, they say, is a perfectly valid form of English – as is American or east Asian English – excluded only by rank snobbery.

As an occasional teacher of journalism to college students, I used to despise Indianisms. But I have begun to change my mind, and wondering if I am being too pernickety. Many are so handy that I find myself using them surreptitiously, in speech, if not in formal writing. When expressions like “lol” and “bae” are part of modern lingo, can we sneer at prepone and its ilk? Here’s a list of Indianisms that strike me as too useful, or too colourful and endearing, to be forgotten.

Do the needful​

The granddaddy of all Indianisms, a clunky phrase mostly used only by bureaucrats and people forced to plead with the bureaucracy. And yet so apt when you don’t want to type out, “Please send me the five forms I need to file my taxes” or “Please fix the road in front of my house that I have written three letters about already”. “Do the needful” covers a multitude of requirements, and avoids repetition. Should it be revived, old fashioned though it is?

Veg and non-veg​

‘Veg is veg.’ The vegetarian Jumbo King food outlet in Mumbai. Photograph: Sajjad Hussain/AFP/Getty Images
In a country where so many of us are strict vegetarians, it’s crucial to class the populace by diet. Indians use a simple, universally understood shorthand in speech, menus and matrimonial columns: vegetarian or non-vegetarian? Just saying “I am veg”, will ensure that only vegetables, not even eggs or fish, will cross your path. No need for dancing around elaborate lacto-ovo-pescatarian definitions. No need to drive people insane by saying, “Ooh, I am a vegetarian, but partial to fish”. Veg is veg.

Auntie/uncle​

In India, this term is also used for non-relations: older people we are on friendly terms with, such as the parents of our friends or elderly neighbours. Many of us find it less cold and more endearing than Mrs X or Mr Y. It’s also a useful indicator of age. If the neighbourhood kids are calling you “uncle”, it’s time to reconsider that hipster man bun.

Rowdy sheeter​

A term regularly used by smaller Indian papers to refer to someone who has a long and storied criminal record. So much more expressive than “dangerous criminal”, so much more colourful than “thug” or “goon”. Rowdy sheeter made it into the Cambridge English Dictionary, but is it time it made it further?

Timepass​

An expression used for anything that is frivolous, vaguely silly, killing time, and a guilty pleasure. Especially useful for Bollywood movies and reality television. “How was the latest episode of I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here? Oh, you know, timepass.”

Fortnightly​

Britain and India still have a few things in common. Among them is the use of fortnight as a measure of time, something that completely baffles our American cousins. I think it deserves to be used widely. Much better than saying take this pill every two weeks. Or come back to me in 14 days.

Mugging​

Used in India to mean memorising and rote learning, not to take away someone’s money by threatening violence. Really, no other word would fit the intense ritual of committing to memory that is a part of the Indian education system. Cramming would be a weak substitute. The constant swaying back and forth that accompanies the recitation of times or periodic tables can only be mugging.

Kindly adjust​

This is the Indian version of “Sorry, please excuse the inconvenience I am causing you, but I can’t do anything much about it right now”. It’s what Indians say when forced to share an already too small train compartment, or when packed into a tiny elevator. It hides a wealth of meaning in a crowded country with fraying tempers where we are all constantly stepping on one another’s feet. Imagine how it would defuse tempers on the tube when your backpack is sticking in someone’s face.

Rest is fine​

Indian shorthand for “I don’t have time to go into everything that I have been doing, but worry not because we are all just fine and dandy”. Just right for your Xmas round-robin when you don’t feel like going into the details of how little Johnny got expelled from school for setting fire to the toilets. Instead, just begin with “Season’s greetings”, mention how you ran the marathon and started a juice cleanse, then end with “Rest is fine”.

What’s your good name​

I used to hate this phrase. A literal translation of a Hindi phrase, I thought of this as stuffy and pompous. But lately, as I get older and my memory fails, I have been finding this very useful, as a gentler, kinder, less abrupt version of “I have forgotten your name even though I’ve met you at least half a dozen times”. Especially useful in family events when an unknown person beams at you while you are trying to place them. I simply say, “Your good name, please”, and it smooths over the awkward moment.
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Rowdy shitter :story:
 
We must Stop the Indians, they didn't get the memo and thus must be corrected.
 
Dumb question, are Sikhs (guys with their turban on all the time) any better? I don't recall seeing them in the usual cringe compilations and they appear to have more testosterone.
 
Something Awful said:
D'oh.
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As much as I dislike Indians, DQing her over 150 grams of body weight while two gold medals in the female boxing competition will be awarded to biological males with male test levels because "bro it says true and honest woman in the passport" is probably the current peak of clown world.
"Female" competitions are going to become a parade of trannies and medical aberrations over the next years.
kim foxx said:
athletics demands commitment, discipline, competitive spirit, and drive. all things allergic to jeets.
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There is something else going on here. Indians and their related populations are simultaneously both a) extremely prone to obesity and accumulating adipose tissue and b) consistently rank very low on comparative grip strength measurements which are used as a proxy for athletic ability.
I've seen cope by Indians that starvation was virtually unknown before the British took over but the selection for low muscle mass (=low basal metabolic rate) and stuffing every excess calories into fat suggests lots of food insecurity for the great mass of people.
It sure as hell isn't a genetic legacy of the IE invades who were selected for athletic ability and great body height.
 
In India, this term is also used for non-relations: older people we are on friendly terms with, such as the parents of our friends or elderly neighbours. Many of us find it less cold and more endearing than Mrs X or Mr Y. It’s also a useful indicator of age. If the neighbourhood kids are calling you “uncle”, it’s time to reconsider that hipster man bun.
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In India? Nigger I know plenty of Amerilards who call non blood-related people uncle or auntie, such as family friends. And I'm just limiting myself to an English-speaking country. Calling non-blood related people uncle and auntie is an almost universal thing, the only difference is how often it's used. For example where I'm from you even call your neighbors who are two generations older than you auntie or uncle. Hell, I'm in my thirties and I visited my neighbor yesterday to give her some veggies from my garden and I called her "auntie" the entire time.
 
Minerva Mink said:
Dumb question, are Sikhs (guys with their turban on all the time) any better? I don't recall seeing them in the usual cringe compilations and they appear to have more testosterone.
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I think Sikhs are generally considered pretty cool. They might suffer from similar hygiene issues, but they're at least not spineless cowards and generally pretty upstanding fellas.
I think they're religion requires them to carry a knife so they can defend the innocent when needed, which is a pretty cool thing in my book.
 
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