🐮 Lolcow Teddy Boy Greg

[KaijuBig]

http://www.youtube.com/user/teddyboygregtv?feature=watch

Wasn't sure if he's been covered already, but TLDR: "Tats, barber, 50's rock, better than you."

He also currently has a arch-nemesis in the form of Ritchie the Barber who has tattooed his face like a clown.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Do you mean "stupidly" or do you seriously mean "has covered his face with permanent clown makeup tattoos to be the ultimate Juggalo"?

 

[KaijuBig]

Juggalo is too mainstream. Ritchie also rides a unicycle to work.

http://articles.latimes.com/2014/feb/04/local/la-me-beat-richie-the-barber-20140204

 

[Saney]

Juggalo is too mainstream. Ritchie also rides a unicycle to work.

http://articles.latimes.com/2014/feb/04/local/la-me-beat-richie-the-barber-20140204

Captain Spaulding?

 

[A-Stump]

Thought this was going to be a fellow Rockabilly enthusiast and a pretty cool guy.

Instead he's not. I don't even know what that is I'm looking at but he wouldn't be welcome to the shows here

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Juggalo is too mainstream. Ritchie also rides a unicycle to work.

http://articles.latimes.com/2014/feb/04/local/la-me-beat-richie-the-barber-20140204

I have to question the thought processes between these two, because they're freaking me out right now.

 

[Strewth]

I try not to judge people by their outer appearance. Luckily, if his videos are anything to go by, he is ten times the twat he looks.

 

[bawtism]

Been with "prolly 15" trannies

http://i.imgur.com/oHBP6wP.png?1

 

[KaijuBig]

I have to question the thought processes between these two, because they're freaking me out right now.

Greg alone is in such a tailspin of insanity... then you find that he's managed to find his... equal?

It's a lot different than the usual deviant art aspie lolcow, a different sort of star exploding.

 

[Mondo Zappa]

He kind looks like what would happen if Gene Shalit and a troll doll had a baby, and then that baby took a leap of faith into a big vat of ink.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He kind looks like what would happen if Gene Shalit and a troll doll had a baby, and then that baby took a leap of faith into a big vat of ink.

If by baby you mean The Joker and by ink you mean multicolored acid. I'm more than happy to agree.

 

[Strewth]

Is this the mad-libs thread?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Is this the mad-libs thread?

No, just changing a few things around to make it more accurate.

 

[Strewth]

No, just changing a few things around to make it more accurate.

Fair cop guv, I accept the joke wasn't even that funny.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Fair cop guv, I accept the joke wasn't even that funny.

 

[aphelion]

 

[OBAMATRON]

I think Ted's funny. The shit he does isn't always funny, it's the extremes he goes to.

 

[Mmm....GoesDownSalty]

Captain Spaulding?

 

[aphelion]

I think Ted's funny. The shit he does isn't always funny, it's the extremes he goes to.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qxiQ5d4RxJk

He made this on the bus!! Hahaha. I can't even imagine what the other passengers were thinking as this was taking place. He can afford the "best tattoos in the world" but not his own ride.

 

[OBAMATRON]