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Pooner cope is wild, I’m starting to think they should just all be on a watch list. Can’t wait for the new tranisfesto to drop.
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Linked and archived to look back on after the inevitable happens.

RuPaul’s Drag Racist said:
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Found more of this manly menstruator. Picking a weird name probably isn’t going to help with blending in and passing, but whatever.
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Just fujo things
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Look at this dood, lol.

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How the fuck did she grow a neckbeard without troon juice? Math isn’t adding up here, ladies, is this normal?

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Syikeblade said:
This one is a dousy, a trannies goes on a date with a man who knew from the start and then has a breakdown over the fact that his fantasy has been shattered.
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This is (un)surprisingly common. If you don't play into their fantasy/lies, then it means you don't actually love them. Interestingly I've seen Narcissistic Personality Disorder described in the exact same way.

I remember one story about a married man who had gay affairs for decades, and when he finally was forced to "confess" to his wife, it turned out his entire family knew the whole time and just kind of accepted that was who he was. Instead of relieved and humbled, he was completely shattered because he was "hurt" that they called him a liar (which he admitted to being) instead of "trusting" him. Same energy.

RuPaul’s Drag Racist said:
Found more of this manly menstruator. Picking a weird name probably isn’t going to help with blending in and passing, but whatever.
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I'll give her this: I think this is the first time I've seen anyone understand the difference between "identifying with" versus "identifying as".

RuPaul’s Drag Racist said:
How the fuck did she grow a neckbeard without troon juice? Math isn’t adding up here, ladies, is this normal?
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If true she could have hirsutism. There's a disproportional number FtMs with hormonal disorders, and some try to creatively interpret themselves as intersex because of it (therefore giving the transness an air of legitimacy to the uninitiated).
 
RuPaul’s Drag Racist said:
How the fuck did she grow a neckbeard without troon juice? Math isn’t adding up here, ladies, is this normal?
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PCOS, or just unfortunate genetics. Medfags in the thread can probably point to a more exact reason. I can just say that, as a woman, I saw plenty of (non pooner) girls around me start to grow these staches and wee beards when puberty came a-knocking. Shaving it off just becomes part of the grooming routine, same as shaving our pits and legs, before we're able to afford lasering it all off.
 
Youth "hostile" issue. :lit:
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Heyy, I'm trans (MTF) and I'm from France and in two days I'm going to a little German town, and I'll sleep in a youth hostel, and it will be for an entire week. I'll be in the same bedroom as 9 people from my high school and I don't know any of them, I don't even know which one it will be haha. I don't want them to know I'm trans, because I fear they would bully me. And I have to go there for high school exchange. Any advice to give me ? And also I'm wondering if I would be healthy to tuck all day long for a week, some people on Internet say it can cause inguinal canals hernia or smthn and that it is dangerous, I've also seen pics of people whose inguinal canals broke or smthn and their intestines were like, falling off, damn. Also I'm 17 and on blockers but I didn't get estrogen yet. I need help please !!!
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Definitely one to check on later.
 
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This one is a dousy, a trannies goes on a date with a man who knew from the start and then has a breakdown over the fact that his fantasy has been shattered.
And the comments are of course full of coping and seeth with how apparently a broken fetish is worse than getting killed.

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lmao the comments...

I would never allow a guy to question my gender. Ever. It would turn me off. I've reached a point where I could never sleep with a guy who knows because I would feel like Frankenstein's monster.​

You already are.
 
I wear makeup and shave, why won't cis people tell me I'm a pretty woman?


Because, bud...
Sane people don't consider your superficial attempts to look feminine as what defines a woman. Shaving doesn't make you a lady. Eyeliner doesn't make you a lady. You're a man. A man who might be breaking gender stereotypes in how you dress, but a man nonetheless.

And you're autistic as fuck if you can't figure that out
 

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KingQueen said:
If true she could have hirsutism. There's a disproportional number FtMs with hormonal disorders, and some try to creatively interpret themselves as intersex because of it (therefore giving the transness an air of legitimacy to the uninitiated).
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That’s actually slightly less crazy than some of the other copes for trooning out.

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My potions are too strong for you, traveler
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Phil's Oddly Shaped Head said:
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Sat on a chainsaw and am dying but bottom dysphoria now surprisingly mild, lol. Yay?
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I really want an update on this dude, because I think he'll have to wear diapers if his urethra is rerouted considering he lost a chunk of the distal part of it where the sphincter is located. How validating it must be.
And there is also the "clitoroplasty" surgery, cause whatever the fuck they try to do it will become an even bigger dumpster fire
 
RuPaul’s Drag Racist said:
That’s actually slightly less crazy than some of the other copes for trooning out.
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"Back in the day" (lol 2010s) leading up to the "Truscum Wars", the FtMs tended to less delusional than the MtFs. A lot of them still wanted some semblance of scientific backing, such as the hypothesis that a female-to-male transsexual is neurologically virilized. Then the queer enbies took over or whatever.

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These women have faced misogyny in the workplace. They attempt to identify out of oppression. And so turns the wheel..
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"Some women grow an iota more body hair than others, but due to illogical control-driven propaganda from the Beauty Industry, these women sometimes get treated like they've failed womanhood. You know what the best solution to this problem is? Lean hard into it!!!! Confirm it by saying you must not be a woman!"

Tips for any would-be trannies reading this: male body hair is different than female body hair. Your pre-T peachfuzz makes it more obvious you're a girl, not less. (Old school trannies used to tell you to shave it off.)
 
Vampirella said:
That's just a girl that's unlucky enough to be hairy and have dark hair. All she needs to do is wax and she'd be fine. I've seen Latina teens that have it worse, and they learn to wax. Just wax you nasty bitch. Watch her start T and become one of those pooners that's bald before 25.
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"Just wax you nasty bitch."
"Hmm I don't really want to do that shit. Men don't get told to do that though. Hmmm..."
 
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