The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

The list contradicts itself multiple fucking times. There is no distinct dynamic there. It's like kids arguing over who gets to be the red Power Ranger this time.

yea I don't usuallycare about the intricacies of their degeneracy but I just can't wrap my head around someone being a "master" and "owner" and also a "little" and "kitten" to the same person. Aren't those literal opposites?

 

[Glacier Ape]

yea I don't usually care about the intricacies of their degeneracy but I just can't wrap my head around someone being a "master" and "owner" and also a "little" and "kitten" to the same person. Aren't those literal opposites?

Yeah, but when they say "Switch" it means that they can just put whatever and be like "OnLy WhEn I wAnT tO" or "We TaKe TuRnS, i FeEl LiKe An 8 YeAr OlD tOdAy"

 

[CIS White Droid]

yea I don't usuallycare about the intricacies of their degeneracy but I just can't wrap my head around someone being a "master" and "owner" and also a "little" and "kitten" to the same person. Aren't those literal opposites?

They claim to have "multiple personalities" so presumably the different head-mates have different relationships. I just want to know where the robot bird fits in to the dynamic.

 

[AssignedEva]

yea I don't usuallycare about the intricacies of their degeneracy but I just can't wrap my head around someone being a "master" and "owner" and also a "little" and "kitten" to the same person. Aren't those literal opposites?

Master and owner mean you control them. Little means you make them pretend you're a child and look after you. Kitten is similar but (I think) you make them pretend you're a helpless kitty cat and look after you.

That all kinda maps with how their relationship was. Kindness demanded to be doted on and pretended to be helpless, while using her BPD wiles and munching to end up in a situation where Bonnie serviced her every need, burning his life down and working long hours while she laid in bed and pissed in bowls.

"Switches" means you swap role so sometimes she was a "handler" (I guess he pretended to be the "kitten" sometime?). I guess when she was the "handler" she was sadistic, before collapsing into a heap because she had a "siezure" and had to be carried to the bath tub while Bonnie cooked her dinner.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

I so wish that Kindness would have kept tweeting. Well, less pics of her anus would have been preferable but I could live with that too just to read her unhinged munchie/DID LARPs.

 

[AssignedEva]

I so wish that Kindness would have kept tweeting. Well, less pics of her anus would have been preferable but I could live with that too just to read her unhinged munchie/DID LARPs.

As a Kindness enjoyer, once she got into a stable routine with Bonnie, she ended up incredibly boring. Although the various trips to the neurology unit while medical professionals wised up to her antics were somewhat enjoyable.

 

[Crex Crex]

How are these idiots still alive.

 

[curecanti88]

How are these idiots still alive.

No idea. I would've bet that the Transon Family would've gone full murder-spree during the first Tranch.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

How are these idiots still alive.

Because death would be a mercy for them. Instead their forced to live this hellish existence of transience, not having a place or community to call their own, tearing down any attempt to create one out of their spite and dysfunction, while not even being able to be comfortable inside their own flesh prison, mutilating it chemically or worse to desperately claw at that which they can never have.

Same reason they never got gunned down in the tranch, they could have died as martyrs against Earls Militia, but instead they fell to the siege tactics and have been scattered, ignoble and forgotten.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

They claim to have "multiple personalities" so presumably the different head-mates have different relationships. I just want to know where the robot bird fits in to the dynamic.

How many times do I have to tell you people? It’s a robot BABY. The bird is just a bird. If you don’t buckle down and commit this stuff to memory you don’t stand a chance of passing the exam.

 

[BunchofMunch]

How many times do I have to tell you people? It’s a robot BABY. The bird is just a bird. If you don’t buckle down and commit this stuff to memory you don’t stand a chance of passing the exam.

Will the fetish list be on the test? Because then I'm going to need some more time..

 

[Souji Tendou]

How are these idiots still alive

Good fucking question. I suppose you can say what you want but the strength of the trans grift circle of eternity is unrivaled. They somehow all make sure they are barely sustaining but not thriving at ant given time.

 

[AssignedEva]

How many times do I have to tell you people? It’s a robot BABY. The bird is just a bird. If you don’t buckle down and commit this stuff to memory you don’t stand a chance of passing the exam.

Specifically a parrot and a crow. They get intertwined with the robot baby because the robot baby could only communicate by psychic link through the birds, who would then translate the robot baby's digital thoughts into words.

Because crows and parrots can be trained to talk, but a baby (robot or otherwise) can't talk. Whoever heard of a talking baby? That would be insane.

 

[kcbbq]

Since we probably won't be seeing anything from Bonnie again, I might as well post this:
https://fetlife.com/users/8564402

Yes, Bonnie has an account on FetLife - a social media website for fetishists/BDSM enthusiasts/etc. He's had an account since at least 2018, and he's been reasonably active there. His last activity was less than two weeks ago.

Isn't that the dude who wrote It and The Shining?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

How are these idiots still alive.

Because there is no justice in this whore of a universe.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

The list contradicts itself multiple fucking times. There is no distinct dynamic there. It's like kids arguing over who gets to be the red Power Ranger this time.

If we consider she's supposably a switch, it makes sense it contradicts itself since it can change from day to day or even throughout the day. Thing is most people who switch won't go through and list both sides of everything. It's too tiring. They'll list the important ones for each side. This shit here is just BPD. I assume the disparity between the accounts is partly due to inactivity and lack of updates.

 

[cuddle striker]

They have a sexuality for that. "Demisexual". Being a normal human who isn't a degenerate is an entire sexuality now apparently.

ah yes, the oppressed majority norm.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

It's like a fish hook for your butt

RIP former-Wedge's asshole. Torn and ripped but not forgotten

 

[BruhReally]

As a Kindness enjoyer, once she got into a stable routine with Bonnie, she ended up incredibly boring. Although the various trips to the neurology unit while medical professionals wised up to her antics were somewhat enjoyable.

Can I get a QRD? Were there stories about these visits and the doctors realizing she was just an attention whore?

 

[AssignedEva]

Can I get a QRD? Were there stories about these visits and the doctors realizing she was just an attention whore?

It's Kindness, so there's videos.

Basically, she successfully got herself diagnosed with epilepsy based off her claims of having had multiple seizures, but then kept insisting she was allergic to various epilepsy medicines and also had seizures so frequently that it's why her hands were shakey and her drawings were wobbly (because she continually had mini seizures without realising). This resulted in a trip to the "epilepsy minotaur unit" (epilepsy monitoring unit) where she got an EEG that showed absolutely zero epileptogenic sensitivity whatsoever in response to photic stimulation (despite having claimed she couldn't light her menorah because the flickering from candles gave her seizures). She also tried to get the nurses to watch her do puppet shows with her toys.

Anyway once it was clear that Kindness was not having seizures and in fact had likely never had a seizure, she switched to claiming that KiwiFarms was going to kill her and the hospital social worker paid her a visit (and she kept her scalp electrodes on despite the nurses insisting she wasn't going to have another EEG). The doctor was satisfied that a psychiatrist would handle her symptoms and discharged her.

She briefly put on a brave face about finally getting to the bottom of what was calling her seizures (which the psychiatrist suggested were panic attacks and also specifically confirmed she wasn't schizophrenic) before going back to insisting on epilepsy. One of her later trips to A&E involved her having a seizure while the nurses watched and then calmly asked if she'd like them to call her emergency contact, which caused her to seethe massively.