I just turned 18 today, AMA

[Ewan McGregor]

This is like the sorta thread that ends up with some Kiwi having his pictures on all fours showing bussy leaked.

I take back this, I've seen the fucker's face.

An indian autistic terminally online incel who is in every site, web or app that has a registration form.

Or, to put it short, a pajeet.

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

@sW1chyboi for fuck sake man, you're like the 6th retard I've come across in the last month alone that got doxxed on their first post due to using the same gay persona for every site under the sun. I'd have thought you faggots would have learned by now.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Happy birthday retard.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

The fact that he waited until his 18th birthday to post, only for this to happen, is absolutely hysterical to me.

 

[Relinquish]

@Relinquish https://files.catbox.moe/04l96b.zip
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Added archive to the post

 

[NSA]

Put simply,

Elf
Human
Dwarf
Isengard Orc
Mordor Orc
Moria Goblin
Misty Mountain Goblin <-----YOU ARE HERE

 

[Teq]

Have a good one @sW1chyboi, regress and reflect from having yourself be outed as an absolute retard

 

[Blackhole]

Happy 18th birthday. You're getting deported!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

More pictures of doggo please:

https://www.tiktok.com/@sw1chyboi1/video/7022229576537427206?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

 

[macrodegenerate]

why is this featured

Are you joking? This young man is offering his immense and comprehensive wisdom of the world. He, through his generosity, is offering answers to any question low IQ individuals such as yourself may ask him. It's like free real estate or Mana from heaven.

 

[Neodanthril]

Well I was going to do a troon bit but I've slipped into sincerity. I genuinely think these self suck sessions are incredibly gay. Good job, you plugged his UN into an OSINT search engine. Now what? The same 5 derivative jokes?
This is a gossip forum for gay nerds about other gay nerds. You're not boogymen, you're gay nerds

you do understand that the stated purpose of this site is to document and laugh at retards on the internet right?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I have no idea why this nigger even signed up for a forum they obviously can't fucking read.

>pjaeet
>read
pick one.

Do zoomers just not read warnings, or are they unable to comprehend opsec on the Internet? You can make any username you want, but you intentionally choose an obviously unique one that you've been using as an alter ego for years. Happy birthday, hopefully you wished to stop being retarded.

Happy birthday, kid. As your present, you're being taught the valuable lesson to not carry your credentials across multiple sites. What you should do now is DFE and make new, differently-named accounts on the sites you frequent, since your current username is now forever tainted by being on here and will get you tracked down hard as a user of notorious nazi murder forum kiwifarmsdotcom wherever you go. Then proceed to never tell anybody your usernames. Keep that shit to yourself. Enjoy adulthood. Don't touch kids, or you'll be back on here and won't like it.

Why did you think it was a good idea to use a name you kept repeating everywhere on the fucking internet and told us your birthday?

please dont give these retards advice. i enjoy threads like these. let them have bad opsec for us all to enjoy.

this is gold
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does this retard seriously think incels make women self reflect? sorry buddy but crying about no bobs and vergene isnt going to make a white woman take pity on you and touch your poo.

Dont knock some dumb broad up until youre good and ready.

look at this guy and tell me this is in any way realistic advice? there is zero chance of this unless he engages in the indian national sport of rape.

 

[depth tester]

happy birthday you dumb nigger

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

If the feature goes down, I got in trouble. Don't ask for me if I disappear afterwards.

Oh so you're the admin responsible for the murder of my sides. Godspeed sir, Godspeed.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

This is a gossip forum for gay nerds about other gay nerds. You're not boogymen, you're gay nerds

Um excuse me but I prefer the term, "faggot," tyvm

 

[Hostile Takeover]

This is the chronically online 18 year old equivalent of getting your license and immediately getting in a wreck. Congrats retard.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Well I was going to do a troon bit but I've slipped into sincerity. I genuinely think these self suck sessions are incredibly gay. Good job, you plugged his UN into an OSINT search engine. Now what? The same 5 derivative jokes?
This is a gossip forum for gay nerds about other gay nerds. You're not boogymen, you're gay nerds

Bro its a retard being a retard. Where's your sense of fun?

 

[Catboy Ranch]

Have you figured out yet that shaving your balls is stupid

 

[Neodanthril]

@Female the overwhelming majority of your posts (you have less than ten total) are complaining in this very thread. have you considered that this website may not be for you?

 

[Boiled Pizza]

In 1965, CIA gangster police BEAT ME BLOODY, dragged me IN CHAINS from Kennedy New York Airport! Since then I HIDE in forced jobless poverty, isolated alone in this low deadly Niggertown old house. The brazen, deadly Gangster Police and niggerpuppet underlings spray me with POISON NERVE GAS from automobile exhausts and even lawnmowers! DEADLY ASSAULTS, even in my yard with knives, even bricks and stones, even DEADLY TOUCH TABIN or ELECTRIC SHOCK FLASHLIGHTS; even remote electronically controlled around-corners-projection of DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS or even bloody-murder "accidents" to shut me up forever with a Sneak Undetectable Extermination! Even with trained parroting puppet assassins in MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON for writing these unforgivable TRUTHS!!