I just turned 18 today, AMA

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Booby Jones said:
Your perception of time will now get exponentially faster every year. You have to make sure you don't end up falling in a rut and realizing your 30 and gotten nowhere in the blink of an eye. I don't know why it seems like nobody teaches this. Anyways, Why are you gay?
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The cure for this is to make babies. Can vouch
 
Is there any evidence that this user is the doxed individual aside from a shared username? It would be very easy to register a username used with consistency by someone to direct Farms attention toward them.
 
WelperHelper99 said:
>My reaction to this poor bastards face
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That nose is bigger than a 747
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As big as a Ghost at least
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I swear every retarded thing I've seen on the internet for the past two months has been related to indians somehow.
Female said:
Why is this featured?
Why do people suck themselves off for being able to google a UN?
Who cares about being doxed?
What is literally anyone going to do with said dox?
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The simple answer is it's better to learn now than later. Nobody looks the same in their late twenties or early thirties as they do at eighteen, either, so the facedox is more of a bruise than a scar.
 
Calandrino said:
This forum is 18+, you lied on your application so why haven't you been banned yet
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He's not the only one who signed up when they were under 18. I'm guessing that such a rule won't be enforced retroactively now that he is 18.

sW1chyboi, here's some things to note.
If your parents aren't the type to kick you out the moment you turn 18, expect very little in your life to change as a result of turning 18. Being 18 is nothing special. I barely noticed it. However, you are now safe prey. Your name comes off as kinda faggy and peeves me out, so expect creepy DMs from older Kiwis who want to have sex with you because you're a barely legal furry and they think you're a "switch". Block and ignore them. They will ruin your life. You seem like the type to make bad choices, so grow out of it quick or you're going to end up in a furry polycule or some shit.

EDIT: Oh, it's a a fag negrified jeet thing. On second thought, I don't care if he gets litrally heckin' groomed as an adult.
 
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Do you plan to post in your own thread that will surely be created now?
 
Happy birthday, kid. As your present, you're being taught the valuable lesson to not carry your credentials across multiple sites. What you should do now is DFE and make new, differently-named accounts on the sites you frequent, since your current username is now forever tainted by being on here and will get you tracked down hard as a user of notorious nazi murder forum kiwifarmsdotcom wherever you go. Then proceed to never tell anybody your usernames. Keep that shit to yourself. Enjoy adulthood. Don't touch kids, or you'll be back on here and won't like it.
 
My boy, 18 is just the beginning. You have your whole life ahead of you. There's so much to see and do in this world and now you can experience as much as you can. Or you can stay on the internet and jerk off to furry porn.

Think of this as fork in the road!
 
This thread, right here, is all the proof anyone will ever need to prove that whole "Your brain doesn't finish developing into its proper adult form until you are 25"

Mr. Manchester said:
My boy, 18 is just the beginning. You have your whole life ahead of you.
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and that life is now over. Kek.
 
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