💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

dunno, he also does this thing where he concludes a monologue with "peace" as if to imply he's done talking to me, and then responds anyways.

He needs to have the last word. To reiterate my earlier point with him, he is acting like a gambling addict. He does not need to know the odds of his strategy winning because he will win… until he loses and goes to pound town.

 

[not william stenchever]

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So apparently urine tests are bad for alcohol testing because people have an autobrewery function in their gut. Nick testing positive for alcohol on his UA submitted to the court is not an issue...

Hoe wrong we were...

Isn't having autobrewery syndrome really fucking bad? It is literally your gut being colonized by organisms that produce a toxic substance by consuming food that should be going to the natural gut biome fauna. "I have given myself a condition that is very hard or impossible to cure that's slowly killing me, you kiwifag prudes!" Sounds like a terrible situation to be in, must be very stressful. He should take a drink to take the edge off such having such a dire prognosis.

Doctor Colonel Field Marshal Spectre

Esq.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That's why I don't really care of MPR is technically drip-feeding. Because I know you won't have to wait very long for the next drip.

Nick could never exercise such mastery over his impulse control. The ability to delay gratification is a superpower that would have precluded Nick from ruining his and his kids’ lives. Men who have that don’t sacrifice everything for a beverage, a powder, or a tatted-up trailer rat.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Nick is WAY worse than Ron Toye ever was.

It must burn him to be such a loser.

Might be why he hated Toye so much. At the time Nick was still considered 'based trad lawyer on youtube' by most people, Toye was an ugly reminder to Nick of who he truly is.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Might be why he hated Toye so much. At the time Nick was still considered 'based trad lawyer on youtube' by most people, Toye was an ugly reminder to Nick of who he truly is.

Going back to those now, Ron still needs his moment of clarity even now, but he still had Nick pegged (lol) correctly, even back then.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

https://youtu.be/6XWCmbbAm9E?si=fDWIvPQUAkhq8uk7

Make all appropriate substitutions but I think you get it.

Please... Please learn to use the 'Media' function to embed videos.

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Worse, this is the DISCORD he neglected first and finally fully abandoned.

What makes this especially disgusting is that if this where anyone else - ANYONE esle - he would've already done three streams berating and antagonizing the defendants for not consenting so he could have more superchat content. Pre-tailspin Nick would've been all over this case every day making all the same jokes we are if it were any other internet celeb.

We aren't laughing at anything any other cow has not already done. Nick brought this on himself. He knew the rules.

If Nick stopped being a cow, we'd stop laughing. Simple as.

But the state can still give it to Null for the previously agreed upon fee?

Yes, based on their commications with Hardin. The inability to release it is a new theory that cropped up among some lawyers and Nick. When they ask to take the money (or not) then we will know...

I want to see Barnes flip the fuck out when it's exposed that the U.S. Constitution doesn't say what he wants people (read: idiots) to think it says.

He will just spin it as an INJUSTICE in the system and the many reasons you need HIM to defend you.

That's why I don't really care if MPR is technically drip-feeding. Because I know you won't have to wait very long for the next drip.

Exception that proves the rule. MPR is an exceptional individual. Anyone else would be a total faggot about it.

Isn't having autobrewery syndrome really fucking bad? It is literally your gut being colonized by organisms that produce a toxic substance by consuming food that should be going to the natural gut biome fauna. "I have given myself a condition that is very hard or impossible to cure that's slowly killing me, you kiwifag prudes!" Sounds like a terrible situation to be in, must be very stressful. He should take a drink to take the edge off such having such a dire prognosis.

Yes. It is also abnormal. This 1000000 IQ is saying that normal gut biome does this, which it hilarious.

 

[northstar747]

Nick is WAY worse than Ron Toye ever was.

It must burn him to be such a loser.

I m gonna be a faggot about that.

I remember when we got the divorce paper work for ron.

Nick was basically doing a fire and brimstone sermon condemning Ron. I never liked how it was like sermon and nicks denouement

 

[Kosher Dill]

He's saying 'peace' but he's thinking 'penis'.

Riddle me this, what can go in and out of Nick's mouth but never leave his head?

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

he also does this thing where he concludes a monologue with "peace" as if to imply he's done talking to me

Peace, piece (of shit)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Peace, piece (of shit)
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That’s the non-US hand gesture for “Fuck you.”

 

[Captain Manning]

Might be why he hated Toye so much. At the time Nick was still considered 'based trad lawyer on youtube' by most people, Toye was an ugly reminder to Nick of who he truly is.

It's probably still an unpopular opinion given "Weebwars inertia," but I will repeat that I honestly don't think there is good evidence Ron is a literal cuck.

I know he made that stupid "I'd rather be a cuck for Monica than be without her" line when Nick started in on that shit, but I attribute that to him being an idiot and not fully understanding what a cuck is. Ron is a dope.

Now Mr. Hedonism II over there, on the other hand...

Leaving aside the oft repeated jokes about black bulls running a train on his wife, at a minimum I believe Aaron fucked Kayla. Nick let another man fuck his wife. It's so funny and weird!

(Note that I still think Ron is a very lame person for other reasons).

He will just spin it as an INJUSTICE in the system and the many reasons you need HIM to defend you.

And anybody that believes that is an idiot.

I m gonna be a faggot about that.

I remember when we got the divorce paper work for ron.

Nick was basically doing a fire and brimstone sermon condemning Ron. I never liked how it was like sermon and nicks denouement

At the time it seemed fine because of who people thought he was. Same with the Jack Murphy shit.

The other thing though is that he had zero problems doing things like that when it wasn't him.

Now that the limelight is on him he's trying to get shit sealed by the court, and is crying like a little bitch to Null even now. Complete hypocritical faggot.

 

[RotPockets]

Isn't having autobrewery syndrome really fucking bad? It is literally your gut being colonized by organisms that produce a toxic substance by consuming food that should be going to the natural gut biome fauna. "I have given myself a condition that is very hard or impossible to cure that's slowly killing me, you kiwifag prudes!" Sounds like a terrible situation to be in, must be very stressful. He should take a drink to take the edge off such having such a dire prognosis.

Esq.

Yes. It is also abnormal. This 1000000 IQ is saying that normal gut biome does this, which it hilarious.

Kayla’s Reddit account or Nick’s college roommate?

 

[Windy Moors]

I still chuckle to myself when I remember Nick thanking Null for closing his thread, not realising it was temporary. I pictured him punching his head like a spastic after it reopened and the information about his daughter was released.

 

[AnOminous]

Isn't having autobrewery syndrome really fucking bad?

Nick doesn't have it, like his "107 degree fevers," his drunkolepsy, his heat allergies and all the other absolute bullshit he constantly makes up.

There's less than 100 cases in all of history of this. Nick is like a troon claiming insanely rare intersex disorders based on self-diagnosis.

Nothing this man says is for real.

Kayla’s Reddit account or Nick’s college roommate?

I was about to go looking for that, even if it's one of those "this totally happened" reddit stories.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I still chuckle to myself when I remember Nick thanking Null for closing his thread, not realising it was temporary. I pictured him punching his head like a spastic after it reopened and the information about his daughter was released.

If Andrew saying Nick reads the thread wasn't good enough proof (wouldn't blame anyone for feeling that way), Nick thanking Josh almost immediately after temporarily locking the thread should be.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Isn't having autobrewery syndrome really fucking bad?

People only know about it because it was on an episode of House.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

People only know about it because it was on an episode of House.

I'm pretty sure there's also an episode of House where a woman is severely allergic to her husband's cum. Or maybe it was General Hospital or something.

Regardless it does not appear that the Rackets household has this problem, unfortunately.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

People only know about it because it was on an episode of House.

No, some asshole managed to prove it in traffic court yesterday. Got his DWI dismissed, but lost his license. There's a link somewhere.

 

[Captain Manning]

I still chuckle to myself when I remember Nick thanking Null for closing his thread, not realising it was temporary. I pictured him punching his head like a spastic after it reopened and the information about his daughter was released.

He closed it so that MORE people would see it in the other thread.

And, yes, it was funny. He probably thought he still had his old powers of persuasion over the Farms. Lol, nope.

If Andrew saying Nick reads the thread wasn't good enough proof (wouldn't blame anyone for feeling that way), Nick thanking Josh almost immediately after temporarily locking the thread should be.

Or the other shower calls he seems to make to Null each time MPR drops something.

 

[Maraschino]

I still chuckle to myself when I remember Nick thanking Null for closing his thread, not realising it was temporary. I pictured him punching his head like a spastic after it reopened and the information about his daughter was released.

If Andrew saying Nick reads the thread wasn't good enough proof (wouldn't blame anyone for feeling that way), Nick thanking Josh almost immediately after temporarily locking the thread should be.

He probably thought he still had his old powers of persuasion over the Farms. Lol, nope.

Kinda weird and funny how someone who doesn't read his thread somehow manages to know exactly when major developments and information dumps occur in said thread. Are y'all saying the big nose cuckold hallway ghoul was lying? On the Internet?

Does Null have a timeline between when major things happened in the thread vs. when Nick actually messaged him (e.g. closing the thread and being thanked for closing the thread)? I think it'd be interesting to know.