Crime Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Admits He Left a Dead Bear in Central Park

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Mr. Kennedy, an independent presidential candidate, confessed to dropping off the bear cub 10 years ago and making it appear that a bike had hit the animal.

Picture of RFK Jr walking | Ruth Fremson/The New York Times
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. confessed to dropping the bear in Central Park, apparently ahead of a story in The New Yorker revealing his role.

By Emma G. Fitzsimmons
Aug. 4, 2024 Updated 6:50 p.m. ET

Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the independent presidential candidate, confessed on Sunday that he had left a dead bear cub in Central Park in Manhattan in 2014 because he thought it would be “amusing.”

Mr. Kennedy posted a video detailing the bizarre story on social media apparently ahead of an article in The New Yorker.

“Looking forward to seeing how you spin this one,” he said, tagging the magazine.

In the video, Mr. Kennedy appears to be seated in a kitchen as he casually tells the actress Roseanne Barr about the ordeal. He says that he was driving through the Hudson Valley when he saw a woman in a van hit and kill a young bear.

“I pulled over and I picked up the bear and put him in the back of my van because I was going to skin the bear,” he says. “It was very good condition and I was going to put the meat in my refrigerator.”

Mr. Kennedy then details how he had to attend a dinner at Peter Luger Steak House in New York City and then head to the airport, which meant he had to get rid of the bear. He decided to leave the bear in Central Park with an old bicycle to make it look like it had been hit by the bike.

Mr. Kennedy says that he was worried when officials investigated the crime scene, “because my prints were all over that bike.”

Ms. Barr listens closely to the story, laughing and looking shocked. Mr. Kennedy tells her that fact checkers from The New Yorker asked him about the story: “It’s going to be a bad story.”

Indeed, the bear cub caused quite a stir when it was found in the park in 2014, as reported in The New York Times in an article coincidentally written by Tatiana Schlossberg, a reporter for The Times at that time, and the daughter of Mr. Kennedy’s first cousin Caroline Kennedy. A woman was walking her dog in Central Park when she noticed it lying under some bushes, partly concealed by an abandoned bicycle. The cub was 6 months old and 44 pounds.

The state’s Department of Environmental Conservation later found through a necropsy that the cause of death was “blunt force injuries consistent with a motor vehicle collision.”

Ms. Schlossberg said on Sunday evening, “Like law enforcement, I had no idea who was responsible for this when I wrote the story.”

Mr. Kennedy did not appear to confess that he was behind the incident until now. He tried to explain the unusual circumstances to Ms. Barr: “This was a little bit of the redneck in me.”

Archive of RFK Jr twitter post: https://archive.ph/TqwBi
Archive of Schlossberg article: https://archive.ph/VlBlX
RFK confession video is attached
 

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I just don't get it, this dude has no reason to keep saying dumb shit that makes him look worse, yet he continues to do so? No one serious thinks he ever had a chance anyway, dude could have just let this go, but no now he is known as the guy who had a worm die in his brain and admits to picking up roadkill and littering central park with it.
 
This is like Kristi Noem admitting to killing a puppy and leaving her in a gravel pit because she was "untrainable" and killed chickens.

Through it all, Noem says, Cricket was “the picture of pure joy”.

“I hated that dog,” Noem writes, adding that Cricket had proved herself “untrainable”, “dangerous to anyone she came in contact with” and “less than worthless … as a hunting dog”.

“At that moment,” Noem says, “I realized I had to put her down.”

Now why the fuck would you publish this?

Are we supposed to think this shit makes politicians hardcore or something? You're so real for leaving a dead bear cub in a park Mr. Kennedy. You're so hard it's getting me hard. I bet you watch pitbull attack and driveby videos to remind yourself what happens when you get caught lacking on the streets.

Those brain worms are going too far.
 
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I get the appeal of his whole honest politics stance, but why on earth would you admit this stuff in public? It's like saying, Yeah, I fried a dog 15 years ago. Even John McAffee, who tried this strategy in his 2016 run, did not have this much baggage.
 
“I pulled over and I picked up the bear and put him in the back of my van because I was going to skin the bear,” he says. “It was very good condition and I was going to put the meat in my refrigerator.”

Mr. Kennedy then details how he had to attend a dinner at Peter Luger Steak House in New York City and then head to the airport, which meant he had to get rid of the bear. He decided to leave the bear in Central Park with an old bicycle to make it look like it had been hit by the bike.
The logic of this entire situation is just baffling.
 
I just don't get it, this dude has no reason to keep saying dumb shit that makes him look worse, yet he continues to do so? No one serious thinks he ever had a chance anyway, dude could have just let this go, but no now he is known as the guy who had a worm die in his brain and admits to picking up roadkill and littering central park with it.
The nigga tells you he has brain damage and you wonder what's causing him to say brain damaged things?
 
EDIT: Oh okay, I searched her name the first time and missed it. So yeah, Schlossberg covered up family drama at the NYT. She absolutely knew.
 
I just don't get it, this dude has no reason to keep saying dumb shit that makes him look worse, yet he continues to do so? No one serious thinks he ever had a chance anyway, dude could have just let this go, but no now he is known as the guy who had a worm die in his brain and admits to picking up roadkill and littering central park with it.
It sounds like his hand was forced on this one.

He did have a "chance" in some timelines. He filed in April 2023 as a Dem candidate. If Joe Burden had bowed out much earlier, there could have been an "open" field during the primary season. Instead, Joe kept up the farce long enough to make anointing Kamalala the easy option. And RFK Jr. fled to an even longer shot independent run.

Now he has nothing to lose. He will probably write Substack articles for the rest of his life. Might as well go down flailing like a retard to attract some attention.
 
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