Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Lucas has quit the Internet confirmed..... again

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'I have friends, loved ones, a social life, and I am thriving in my life offline.' is a bigger cope than 'I am a woman'. You're an unlovable scamming cunt, no one likes you and definitely no one loves you. Please fuck off out of my country we don't want you here, we have enough child groomers coming from the east we don't need them coming from the west too.
 
Keffals ending up homeless and drug addicted in a traveler's camp in Ireland would be hilarious.

"Do....do you guys want to pay to hear me fart?"

"Who the fook is this?!"
 
Three years ago:

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Well, it's been quite a ride. Funny thing is, if we take Keffals at his word, it's because of the Kiwi Farms that he moved to Northern Ireland and met the love of his life, is getting married next year, has learned to log off and not be a gross online drama goblin, and is generally thriving and living his best life.

The Farms claim yet another success story, is what I'm saying.
 
It's time to get your job application for MacDonald's done Lucas.
Not a chance this junkie goblin could handle working in fast food. If he's lucky he could get part-time work collecting trolleys in a car park, or one of the other jobs they give to disableds.
The Farms claim yet another success story, is what I'm saying.
We better get a shout-out when he's giving the groom(er)'s speech.
 
Keffals is 100% using the "I'm quitting streaming" thing, to make a fundraiser to fix his depresion or some shit like that and then he will then get 100k and spend it all on drugs and videogames
I think he realizes now finally that there's no real audience for him. He has no streaming or video making talent. Absolutely destroyed credibility where even the normies know who the real Lucas is. The game is up. The fame has gone. It's now time to fade back into obscurity where he once came from.

(But don't forget, anyone living near him or passing him on the street will still giggle and laugh at the near 6 foot man with a gunt, hunchback, and floppy moobs that frequents the local area in real life. He will be laughed at everyday. Even offline.)
 
I think he realizes now finally that there's no real audience for him. He has no streaming or video making talent. Absolutely destroyed credibility where even the normies know who the real Lucas is. The game is up. The fame has gone. It's now time to fade back into obscurity where he once came from.
But he can't do anything else, he has no talent or skills. When the website had no DDoS protection he would sit back and take credit for the website going down when he had nothing to do with it. I think Lucas might be stuck streaming long-term.
 
Lucas is most likely lying about his "PTSD". How does one get such a thing from a knock on the door? No one pointed firearms at him, this had been established by his former tranny boyfriend.
part of me has always wondered if the PTSD he claims to have was not so much because of the cops but because he was afraid they were going to find something he did not want them to find. so now he is just extra jumpy whenever people pay a little to much attention to things he is doing because of where it might lead.
 
But he can't do anything else, he has no talent or skills. When the website had no DDoS protection he would sit back and take credit for the website going down when he had nothing to do with it. I think Lucas might be stuck streaming long-term.
With no audience I don't think he'll continue. I think we are approaching the 41% story arc when all his plans he's making are destined to fail. We all know he's getting deported back to BeaverLand. He just hasn't admitted it to himself yet
 
Courtesy of todays episode of MATI, @Null said that Lucas has the exact look of the chud face meme, aka poljak, & I couldn’t get this idea outta my head:
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Fun trivia: I had an easier time lining up the overlay meme to the real photo than ever before. It lined up perfectly with his eyes, nose, nasolabial folds, (ie the big long cheek wrinkles) & everything. Once sized, the overlay took seconds.
 
Best wishes to Keffals who I know can get through this just like all the other unprovoked life-threatening dangers that the universe keeps unjustly sending her so she can get back to leading us into the proletarian revolution through streaming and ratioing transphobes. Once this latest tempestuous storm is over I'll be proud to debate her as always. #DropKiwifarms
 
Keffals is 100% using the "I'm quitting streaming" thing, to make a fundraiser to fix his depresion or some shit like that and then he will then get 100k and spend it all on drugs and videogames
Maybe a couple years ago, but that ship has sailed. His Patreon is almost dead and everyone in his community hates him. There is no one left to grift.

He'd be much better off doing a Finnster and trying to find a sugar daddy but since he's much fatter, older and more haggard than Finnster the best he'll manage is Tipster.
He's just sulking because his 10 minutes are over. He won't ever quit.
I think he really thought he'd get an outpouring of support when he announced he was quitting, like the goth at the party who loudly announces he's leaving in the secret hopes people will beg him to stay.

But just like that goth, everyone is sick of Keffals' moody shit and will be glad to see him finally fuck off.
 
Come on Keffals, we both know you can't leave just yet, there's unfinished business.
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Nearly 35k followers lost in 1 swoop, but you never quite got below 100k.
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Just hang on for another week or so, or better yet pull another black butch lesbian stunt, that'd do it :story:
Enjoy the Retard Break, see you next week when you inevitably return.
 
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