Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Dick Valentine said:
Diazepam? His psychiatrist gave benzos to a fucking drug addict? Nice work doc, should've given him a handle of vodka to wash it down with while being shit at your job
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I'll always remember Diazepam as the power-up from the first Metal Gear Solid, it makes your scope not shake so you can snipe effectively, and it's littered around the game space because they explain in-universe that Sniper Wolf actively uses and is addicted to it, doubly because of job performance and because it's an addictive benzo.
 
Something Awful said:
Lucas had a decade to stop being useless, and didn't, but now he's going to "find some work locally" by the end of the year. Sure.
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What exactly is he going to do? I guess he can work at the Irish version of Family Fare or Walmart, but he has no work experience, is a publicly admitted thief and drug addict, and doesn’t even have enough of a work ethic to stream for two weeks consistently.

Plus I imagine there are visa issues. It’s one thing to be a resident while working online, when you aren’t taking anyone’s job. But a real job means this import is competing with locals. And since Lucas is a white Canadian, the government isn’t gonna be okay with that. At least, not as okay as it is with non-English speaking Muslim African imports stealing local jobs.

He’s going to have to get a job “editing” some other troon’s videos. For some reason, I don’t think that’s going to work out either.
 
Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
The only reason why he's crying about "quitting" is because he's been pulling poor numbers since his comeback and nothing is recovering. He'll very much be unable to "quit" the internet drama because he's an attention whore plus he's got literally no other skills.

I give it two weeks until his next harebrained plot to try and regain relevance.
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He bought himself some time to hop on and act like a retard by saying he was quitting, "next year". In Lucasland that gives him a year and 4 months before he has to pretend that he never spat that out.
 
Lol the nigger privated.
 

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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
The only reason why he's crying about "quitting" is because he's been pulling poor numbers since his comeback and nothing is recovering. He'll very much be unable to "quit" the internet drama because he's an attention whore plus he's got literally no other skills.

I give it two weeks until his next harebrained plot to try and regain relevance.
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Surprised he hasn't resorted to calling it out on stream....you know im gonna kill myself unless u finance my next meth binge
 
Ireland is expensive as fuck to live in

Especilly for Lucas who has no skills whatsoever besides grooming minors

Now's your chance to get back into the porn industry again, Lucas! You did spend part of that 100k on a new streaming setup after all! Put a little more effort into faking those farts and you'll be the dommy mommy queen of farts you always wanted to be in no time!

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Pimpinator said:
Ireland is expensive as fuck to live in

Especilly for Lucas who has no skills whatsoever besides grooming minors

Now's your chance to get back into the porn industry again, Lucas! You did spend part of that 100k on a new streaming setup after all! Put a little more effort into faking those farts and you'll be the dommy mommy queen of farts you always wanted to be in no time!

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Idk how these faggots think they resemble a real woman from any angle. That's clearly a man with a well developed hunchback sitting by a pool. Test this yourself by asking someone who's never heard of Lucas and show them this pic. They'll all say, "Why is that dude with shit posture wearing a bikini top??"
 
Since announcing they're quitting streaming it's actually caused a larger-than-normal decrease in Patreon income, nearly down to $750 a month now.

The weirdest thing for me is that at the exact same time as Keffals announced they're "quitting" their mod V3lvet (Used to be called Keffals Memes) also announced they're quitting Twitter and went protected. Yes Xanderhal mentioned them but still, it seems weird.

Anyway here's a response to one of the posts and it honestly just goes to prove that 2 different individuals can look at information and come to 2 completely different conclusions. Keffals, nontoxic? Who is this individual that is being referenced?
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His name is Lucas Roberts. Sorrenti is an Italian surname, he's not Italian. I saw him streaming his Duolingo lessons yesterday, it was the most cringe thing I've ever seen. I don't speak any Italian, but after those second-hand lessons I think I learned more than he has since 2017 (when he says he first started studying it).
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Y'all don't seem to understand. It was Keffals that spent the $100k on hard drugs, vacations, or whatever stupid shit. Not Clara or Lucas!
 
Punished Neco said:
Since announcing they're quitting streaming it's actually caused a larger-than-normal decrease in Patreon income, nearly down to $750 a month now.

The weirdest thing for me is that at the exact same time as Keffals announced they're "quitting" their mod V3lvet (Used to be called Keffals Memes) also announced they're quitting Twitter and went protected. Yes Xanderhal mentioned them but still, it seems weird.

Anyway here's a response to one of the posts and it honestly just goes to prove that 2 different individuals can look at information and come to 2 completely different conclusions. Keffals, nontoxic? Who is this individual that is being referenced?
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Keffals - nontoxic :story:
 
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