Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Tetragrammaton]

not sure what the story is here as far as xanderhal is concerned but this is bold advice coming from lucas of all people. but i guess instead of being mad online he just does drugs and finds people desperate enough to fuck him.

 

[ShitBomber]

New drama regarding Keffals: Messages of his former friend Xanderhal have leaked of him saying that he wants to kill him.

Keffals' response:

 

[ShitBomber]

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not sure what the story is here as far as xanderhal is concerned but this is bold advice coming from lucas of all people. but i guess instead of being mad online he just does drugs and finds people desperate enough to fuck him.

well shit I was a bit late to this.

 

[Something Awful]

Don't care about retard on retard violence, but how is Keffals going to make a living after "retiring"? Does Italy have a robust support program for useless troons with debilitating fibromyalgia?

 

[ShitBomber]

another leaked message from Xanderhal (this certainly might call for a thread on him if anyone wants to make it):

 

[Something Awful]

another leaked message from Xanderhal (this certainly might call for a thread on him if anyone wants to make it):
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I'm being told this is a pretty typical zoomer reaction to dealing with a wire transfer for the first time.

 

[ShitBomber]

according to this leaked DM, Keffals reportedly willingly doxxed someone (unfortunately, this is the only proof we have of her doxxing and even that's covered up):

 

[Twrx]

according to this leaked DM, Keffals reportedly willingly doxxed someone (unfortunately, this is the only proof we have of her doxxing and even that's covered up):

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Shocker, the hunchback is a believer in rules for thee but not for me

 

[Something Awful]

according to this leaked DM, Keffals reportedly willingly doxxed someone (unfortunately, this is the only proof we have of her doxxing and even that's covered up)

It's George Angelos Ganitis (https://abr.business.gov.au/AbnHistory/View?id=72608659140) aka BadEmpanada, some crazy tankie that Lucas had a beef with.

 

[DickMain]

Does Italy have a robust support program for useless troons with debilitating fibromyalgia?

To name a few

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

How has this tranny not 41%'d yet?
This cuntbag is a fucking miserable waste of jizz

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

New drama regarding Keffals: Messages of his former friend Xanderhal have leaked of him saying that he wants to kill him.
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Keffals' response:
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"I plan on getting married next year"
WOOO I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DIVORCE ARC, LUCAS!

 

[TomatoSoup]

Is he still staying in Belfast? Bit of a mindfuck that I might actually bump into this retard.

Assuming he's being honest about actually socialising...

 

[Sugriva]

New drama regarding Keffals: Messages of his former friend Xanderhal have leaked of him saying that he wants to kill him.
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Keffals' response:
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Do we have a running tally on the number of times Keffals has said he's going to leave the Internet?

 

[Catboy Ranch]

Do we have a running tally on the number of times Keffals has said he's going to leave the Internet?

it's the only thing that gives him validity

other than working as a dodgy-ride operator as a carnie

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Do we have a running tally on the number of times Keffals has said he's going to leave the Internet?

Kefafals leaving the internet is like dsp leaving wwe champions, ghost not faking rage, bossman not fucking dudes, ltg not being black dsp, trannies not.being pedos, etc

 

[Musashi's Son]

(A)
Lucas is planning to get married and he is thriving unlike you CHUDS.

 

[Oliver Onions]

When things are going well in my life I know my first instinct is always to tell the Internet, repeatedly, about how happy, content and very Not Mad I am.

"I plan on getting married next year"
WOOO I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DIVORCE ARC, LUCAS!

Is this his second or third engagement now? And is it to the EFNO state or that mystery boyfriend who "keeps forgetting" Luke is a dude?

 

[Necrosan]

Lucas is planning to get married and he is thriving unlike you CHUDS.

Has anyone explained to him that the partner has to be willing?

Also, nignog, you have no job and no prospects, what do you bring to the table of marriage?

 

[Troonos]

New drama regarding Keffals: Messages of his former friend Xanderhal have leaked of him saying that he wants to kill him.
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Keffals' response:
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Do we have a "Keffals Cycle" infographic?