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Three opportunities to correct all the spelling and capitalization errors. This is the low IQ Pat we know and laugh at.
💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Lawfags correct me if I'm wrong:
In the unlikely event this shitshow actually does make it to trial, Pat bears a heavy burden of proof. For him to win, a jury of six to twelve people has to unanimously agree that condition 'a' AND condition 'b' AND condition 'c' AND ... were all met. If any single item in this chain does not hold up, Pat loses. Those are already pretty bad odds for him, but...
Because he went out of his way to amend the complaint and name nine separate police officers as defendants, then the evidence has to show that EACH of them, individually, caused ALL of conditions 'a' through 'z' to take place.
He basically multiplied his own mathematical probability of losing!
In the unlikely event this shitshow actually does make it to trial, Pat bears a heavy burden of proof. For him to win, a jury of six to twelve people has to unanimously agree that condition 'a' AND condition 'b' AND condition 'c' AND ... were all met. If any single item in this chain does not hold up, Pat loses. Those are already pretty bad odds for him, but...
Because he went out of his way to amend the complaint and name nine separate police officers as defendants, then the evidence has to show that EACH of them, individually, caused ALL of conditions 'a' through 'z' to take place.
He basically multiplied his own mathematical probability of losing!
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Patrick was called out for his hypocrisy.
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Is it finally joever for oinky?
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Attention all Glasgow gamers, Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki (pronounced OO-ga-bu-ga Donald UH-GRI-fter) needs your help!
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Notice how Rick is not one of the 3 donors. A retweet is worth more than money, I suppose.
He has a sponsorship (?), but still wants $7,500? That's a lot of money. You can get a return flight from Nigeria for those dates for like a thousand.
Rick can't resist the urge to make this about himself.
Nigger, how were they false reports if he was denied entry into the U.S. as a result? I don't know what that's all about, but sounds like they were valid reports then.
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I haven't visited the thread in a while and just found out about the MPD fighting back. So I decided to celebrate with the newest Motley Poo hit on YouTube.
All that just to say the Algorithm could be becoming self-aware and an active infiltrated Patposting cell:
I don’t believe in coincidences.
All that just to say the Algorithm could be becoming self-aware and an active infiltrated Patposting cell:
I don’t believe in coincidences.
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Pat sounds incredibly fucking gay when he gets angry.
This is the most closeted man in Wisconsin.
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If he was denied entry into the country than they weren't false allegations than.
You can tell his 60k followers don't care.
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This just in! Patrick is suddenly pro-election interference!
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Inb4 nikkki gets swatted while pat is out of the country or some other fat flag. Bonus points if a con attendee says something innocuous but referential to Owen like “do ya?” Or “are ya?” during the con that makes him chimp out and squeal to his lawyers about international stalking. Surely that big mean judge will do something about very important person Patrick S. Tomlinson’s grievances once he hears about it!
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Normally, I, or a friend encouraged, would try to coax a site to spit out a file, but given the site, even I'm not that stupid. Sorry.
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Better than the alternative where Patrick thought suing the MPD means that the MPD would react by tracking down the swatters.
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At least Musk is willing to physically fight Maduro after he Xeeted that he wants to throw down with the South African since Zuck is too much of a pussy. All Patrick can do is cheer on people dying.
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He admitted to 'butt stuff'
He admitted to 'being into things'
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He 'married' a polycule reject who enjoys negro vaginal farts.
There is no closet.
(didn't he also admit to sucking dick in a tweet?)
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Are you going to include Theodore Rex in your fucking head canon Fatrick? You coward. I bet he doesn't even know the greatness that is:
THEODORE REX
What a gay theory. Woopie Goldberg's character sucked in TNG and the writers didn't know what to do with her in the first place.
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I mean, she wasn't all bruised/visibly injured. I bet they got a good look at his corpulent frame, heard his fucking gay, shrill screeching, noticed his tiny little faucet dick obviously on display, smelled something when she walked toward them that triggered a primitive physiological reaction, and thought, "No way this lady is staying with this...thing of her own free will."
Anyone that's a lawyer know if people can be criminally charged for telling extremely obvious lies in court? Like if Patrick is asked how bothered he is about being called fat and he tells them he's not fat by any medical standard, could he be held in contempt for being so fucking full of shit it's damn near shocking?
Those things require effort, child. Why didn't he start with what required him to not do something, like not being a fat faggot with bitch tits?
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Not surprised Robert Prongay pulled some strings through his federal judge dad to have the police deny everything and feloniously ask for dismissal rather than delivering knocks to people who need to enjoy prison. Nor would I be surprised if Leslie's fingerprints are all over this too. This is exactly why we need to prepare for the general strike and make sure we don't let the idiots win.
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Hey, guys. I’m not dead.
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A Closer Look at the 4th Annual Roast of Milwaukee
The 4th Annual Roast of Milwaukee was announced on July 5th, 2018.
https://archive.ph/ws2XT
For some reason, Patrick Tomlinson, who was known to have emotional breakdowns on stage:
https://archive.is/43cOY
And be avoided by more clever comedians:
http://archive.is/OUwnC
Was one of the local microcelebrities chosen to be roasters.
https://archive.is/p9xXx
Patrick was flying high in July 2018, a blue-check six-figure super-stud comedian. Norm/11 was over a month away, and the Lappening, arrest report, and other skeletons in his closet were still locked away.
https://archive.is/HiKVR
Niki accompanied Patrick and recorded the performance.
https://archive.is/TXaRO
He must have thought his performance was better than Norm MacDonald’s Bob Saget Roast, at least.
https://archive.is/uBc5d;https://archive.ph/HSQCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln0qlOw75TY
Patrick used 5 of his 10 minutes to show his 1.2 GPA understanding of roasts by praising Milwaukee, including the controversial light rail system, and reacting cuntily when one person quietly booed.
https://streamable.com/dbhrq4
The other half of his set was drawn from his 15 total minutes of material cultivated over 7 years.
Niki most likely convinced him not to use his signature Adrienne and Annabelle murder bit at the women's shelter benefit:
“I’m gonna look so fuckin’ cool when I take my scripted last swig…….now! No! Now! No…..ok, now!”
https://streamable.com/8c8cie
It turns out that there is audio of the entire event.
Patrick is first mentioned by Kaitlin McCarthy. Actual comedian Kaitlin affectionately “roasts” Milwaukee, and the dais members in turn (Patrick was third) exaggerating each person’s biggest accolade, but reminding them that they’re still big fish in the small pond that is their city.
“Patrick Tomlinson! He’s the #1 sci-fi novelist…in Milwaukee! Boom! Roasted!”
Patrick Tomlinson decides this assault on his ego shall not stand.
“Same punchline three times? Really? OK. Yeah, all right.”
Pig: “‘Boom roasted!’”
No one else cuntily yells out during others’ sets.
Actual comedian Matt Werner is the next to mention Milwaukee’s most special boy. Patrick responds with his troll-owning sarcastic laugh:
For reference:
Never say the “r-word, btw:
https://archive.ph/g8hDa
I think Niki, Patrick’s (state-funded?) caretaker, hushes Baby Patrick at this point, but I’ll include others’ comments on him to close this out:
Comedian Dana Ehrmann
Radio Host Ramie Maklouf
Patrick probably had roasts (he had 25 days to prepare), but he drunkenly bloviated too much and ran over his time.
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A Closer Look at the 4th Annual Roast of Milwaukee
The 4th Annual Roast of Milwaukee was announced on July 5th, 2018.
https://archive.ph/ws2XT
For some reason, Patrick Tomlinson, who was known to have emotional breakdowns on stage:
https://archive.is/43cOY
And be avoided by more clever comedians:
http://archive.is/OUwnC
Was one of the local microcelebrities chosen to be roasters.
https://archive.is/p9xXx
Patrick was flying high in July 2018, a blue-check six-figure super-stud comedian. Norm/11 was over a month away, and the Lappening, arrest report, and other skeletons in his closet were still locked away.
https://archive.is/HiKVR
Niki accompanied Patrick and recorded the performance.
https://archive.is/TXaRO
He must have thought his performance was better than Norm MacDonald’s Bob Saget Roast, at least.
https://archive.is/uBc5d;https://archive.ph/HSQCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln0qlOw75TY
Patrick used 5 of his 10 minutes to show his 1.2 GPA understanding of roasts by praising Milwaukee, including the controversial light rail system, and reacting cuntily when one person quietly booed.
https://streamable.com/dbhrq4
The other half of his set was drawn from his 15 total minutes of material cultivated over 7 years.
Niki most likely convinced him not to use his signature Adrienne and Annabelle murder bit at the women's shelter benefit:
“I’m gonna look so fuckin’ cool when I take my scripted last swig…….now! No! Now! No…..ok, now!”
https://streamable.com/8c8cie
It turns out that there is audio of the entire event.
Patrick is first mentioned by Kaitlin McCarthy. Actual comedian Kaitlin affectionately “roasts” Milwaukee, and the dais members in turn (Patrick was third) exaggerating each person’s biggest accolade, but reminding them that they’re still big fish in the small pond that is their city.
“Patrick Tomlinson! He’s the #1 sci-fi novelist…in Milwaukee! Boom! Roasted!”
Patrick Tomlinson decides this assault on his ego shall not stand.
“Same punchline three times? Really? OK. Yeah, all right.”
Pig: “‘Boom roasted!’”
No one else cuntily yells out during others’ sets.
Actual comedian Matt Werner is the next to mention Milwaukee’s most special boy. Patrick responds with his troll-owning sarcastic laugh:
For reference:
Never say the “r-word, btw:
https://archive.ph/g8hDa
I think Niki, Patrick’s (state-funded?) caretaker, hushes Baby Patrick at this point, but I’ll include others’ comments on him to close this out:
Comedian Dana Ehrmann
Radio Host Ramie Maklouf
Patrick probably had roasts (he had 25 days to prepare), but he drunkenly bloviated too much and ran over his time.