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Lying to his own community till the very end.

(Also, clearly it's not joever, since he's still keeping his Patreon, and saying "yeah that money went to renting a luxury apartment, gamer chairs, and up my nose" might interfere with that)
lmao, he shouldn't be bringing up amouranth again, lest we remember how he wanted to skinwalk her and cried about he'll never look like her. Or how he stalked her around twitchcon cause she ignored any messages from him. In fact I think he's probably drawing on a bit of truth here and he did pay for that request, but since I know he would have constantly bragged about it I'm inclined to believe he never got it.
 
In fact I think he's probably drawing on a bit of truth here and he did pay for that request, but since I know he would have constantly bragged about it I'm inclined to believe he never got it.
I know he's mentioned it before, maybe on some stream while coked to the gills. I think he said he thought about it but didn't actually do it, but I don't remember for sure.
 
Lucas has quit the Internet confirmed..... again

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Yeah ok.
C u Next Tuesday Lucas you faggot.
What is this, the 12th time? No one believes you Lucas. Join your fellow 41'ers.
No, Lucas must live.
Lucas must awaken every morning to the knowledge that he had a chance to make the big time, MSM shills and all the dickless legions of Slaanesh at his back, 100K in the bank from a fraudulent GoFundMe, the PTB's chosen frontMAN to take down the nefarious tranny killing Fruit Forum, and his own repulsive nature and big mouth have cost him everything, and now he is a man who cut off his own penis, losing his friends, his fame, his fortune, and his hair, as his back slowly curls from Eunuch Kyphosis untill he resembles Zelda from Pet Semetary.

This is Lucas's life now, and he must live it.
Until the end of the Kali Yuga.
 
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I used to think that Ralph could find a job doing something. Back when he was in the US and before he gave himself extra brain rot I liked to muse about his options (mostly because it pissed him off). I see no path forward with Lucas other than trying to get citizenship and leeching off of the EU. Just assuming he constantly suffers from panic attacks and crotch pain he'd call in sick/retarded more often than not and he'd probably lie about it anyway.

Sooner or later it'll be back to Leafland to try and game the system again. I hear that the healthcare system is really strained right now, 8 hour waits are the norm because of all the Muslim immigrants. You know? Those immigrants that randomly attack gay people which the media ignores completely. The ones people Lucas advocated for let in.
 
Guess they go easier on disability frauds in leafland than they do in the US. In the US, if you claim you are 100% permanently disabled to get long-term Social Security disability, and you do successfully get back to work in the future, you are forced to pay back the money you got during your "permanent" disability. I actually know someone this happened to, they went back to work once they recovered from cancer treatment and they got a nice letter in the mail from the government saying "Well, apparently you weren't so permanently disabled after all. Pay us back, bitch" To this day she is still paying them back.

If you are "permanently" disabled in the US getting Social Security disability, better make sure you stay that way, because if you try to go back to work, you will be sorry. Most people that manage to get "permanent" disability aren't stupid enough to try and go back to fulltime work without checking first what that would mean for them and the disability they have been receiving, but this person was never particularly intelligent, so I wasn't too surprised when she told me what happened.
 
Keffals announced that they're quitting streaming, "sometime next year"... FR FR No Cap.
Mandatory Tipster dono :story:
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No more politics streams!... Even though that was what the streams were supposed to be from this point onwards
I wonder if the actual reason for throwing in the towel is the fact the streams have been getting consistently less views every stream since returning, even Xan threatening murder only got 200 concurrent viewers, that'd have been 3000 in December 2023.
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Patreon income is now down to a little over $800 a month despite the return.

Only interesting news I picked up on was that there seems to be a reason for the delay in the wedding to EFNO.
Apparently Italy changed their birthright citizen laws, now you need to actually be able to speak some degree of Italian to get Citizenship (this would allow Keffals to remain living in the Republic of Ireland).
Essentially, they procrastinated too long on getting the citizenship and the law ended up changing, and being on an immigrants Visa they're likely not just going to give them permission to marry due to worries about sham marriages for the purposes of immigration.
Hence having to go this other route first.
So essentially Keffals now needs to learn Italian and pray they get Italian citizenship or eventually it's deportation time back to Canada time. :story:

And yes I saw I was beaten on the clip but it is what it is.
rest in piss nigger
 
Sooner or later it'll be back to Leafland to try and game the system again. I hear that the healthcare system is really strained right now, 8 hour waits are the norm because of all the Muslim immigrants. You know? Those immigrants that randomly attack gay people which the media ignores completely. The ones people Lucas advocated for let in.
No, it's the pajeet (Sikh, not mudslime) immigrants clogging up our medical system as the 1 qualified immigrant immediately bring in a dozen+ 75 year old grandparents and great aunts/uncles on both sides to immediately batten on our medical system which is completely unprepared for it.
I recently waited 9 fucking hours in Emergency to see a doctor with such severe eye pain and blindness that I thought my head was going to explode while watching old jeet after old jeet go in with a sore fucking leg. The system I and my family (and all lifelong Canadians and our ancestors) all paid for.

Don't even get me started. We need Trudeau's Liberals out YESTERDAY and as a former life-long Liberal party voter (not what it means in America) that really hurts to say but it's fucking true. Justin's father and one of our greatest PMs ever Pierre Elliott Trudeau must be spinning in the grave fast enough to run a turbine and power a city.
 
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No way a responsible MD would give someone with his history (of drug abuse and suicidal ideation) a prescription for 'pams.
Yes they would they give benzodiazepams to drug addicts literally all the time. If you show up at any therapist in the western world and say "I'm a methhead and I'm trying to stop" it's practically guaranteed you'll walk away with valium or klonopin.
 
Yes they would they give benzodiazepams to drug addicts literally all the time. If you show up at any therapist in the western world and say "I'm a methhead and I'm trying to stop" it's practically guaranteed you'll walk away with valium or klonopin.
Yea, hence responsible and hack. Can't speak for commonpoor countries but at least where I'm at on the mainland getting a benzo prescription is not automatic these days 'cause so many doctors would hand them out like candy to people who'd subsequently abuse them with booze (every single person I've ever known who uses benzos). After enough deaths and yanked medical licenses the quacks are very hesitant to prescribe them lest they lose their personalities uniforms. Doctors, another profession people don't hate enough. Given Luke's tendency to lie I assumed his diazepams came with the code strips cut off but I'll take your word for it since you tend to be right about everything.
 
Lucas ain't going anywhere

1. He's a narc. He craves, no he needs the attention. Whether good or bad his ego must be stroked. He's tasted e-fame and he will need more just like the drugs he needs to get out of bed each morning.
2. Money. I'm sure Lucas believes his "polycule" will 100% take care of him but I bet they disagree. He might be considering a part time Starbucks job or something just to keep a few bucks rolling in but bro..your what? 35 and your working as a PT coffee shack guy? WTF are you going to do for the rest of your life? Oh right your "husband" will take care of you I bet. No problem there at all, I'm 100% sure your current relationship(s) will work out much much better then all the other ones you've destroyed over the last 20 years.
3. He'll be back within the month I bet. He needs the attention, he needs the money and he's got shit all skills to get either offline so he will come crawling back pretending it was just a joke or some shit and beg for more money from his pathetic fanbase. Which by the looks of it is shrinking pretty rapidly. Just like his reputation and believably.

You should probably think about the future Lucas, time ticks faster and faster as you get older and it won't be long until your 45 trying to play as a pretend edgy teenager for pity bucks on the web. You want to end up like DSP? Begging for diminishing pity scraps day in and day out? That's your current future bub...nothing but a glorified beggar on the electronic street curb. Just like Cosmo.

Yah, I think you know what your future is going to look like Lucas. So why put it off? Do it soon bro, before your nothing but a sad old laughing stock of a man. Hey! Remember that Keffals guy? Wasn't he the one who scammed money and got caught grooming kids? Oh ya...whatever happened to him?

yah...Do it soon Lucas. Spare yourself the pain of a long slow decline into irrevalacny and mockery.
 
Diazepam? His psychiatrist gave benzos to a fucking drug addict? Nice work doc, should've given him a handle of vodka to wash it down with while being shit at your job. Either his psych is a fucking hack or Luke is once again lying. No way a responsible MD would give someone with his history (of drug abuse and suicidal ideation) a prescription for 'pams. Then again, if he's actually going to therapy he'd lie to the therapist about his past as well. Whatever the case -- back on the horse we go, yippee!

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He probably lied and said he's a woman too.
 
I wonder if it's the guy who told Lucas' mom that he wouldn't get him pregnant. If this isn't a fake story, which it probably is, than Lucas might have found himself a retarded person to latch on to.

Beware the retard strength, Lucas.
maybe this guy is some rich sugar daddy who wants to fuck around with a troon in secret. it would be fitting for lucas to involve himself in something where he has to do even less to get money.
 
Reading about this troons stupidity never gets old.
He's protected his X account so only pre approved, like minded, mentally ill fags can see what he says. Which stops me bothering to go see what cum puss dribbled herpes ridden bad takes are cascading from his brain dead corpse mouth everyday.

Watching him get owned in the replies was fun though. RIP Lucas Gayboy Roberts. We will see you online again soon. Nigger
 
Diazepam? His psychiatrist gave benzos to a fucking drug addict? Nice work doc, should've given him a handle of vodka to wash it down with while being shit at your job. Either his psych is a fucking hack or Luke is once again lying. No way a responsible MD would give someone with his history (of drug abuse and suicidal ideation) a prescription for 'pams. Then again, if he's actually going to therapy he'd lie to the therapist about his past as well. Whatever the case -- back on the horse we go, yippee!

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I never believe his little fairytales. Lucas is a pathological liar, but there might be some truth to this. Apparently, there is a big benzo problem right now in Ireland, the Irish are popping them like candies. That means doctors are giving them out without a second thought. There's a video about it on YT, I think it's made by Vice.
 
He is revolting. Lucas is most likely lying about his "PTSD". How does one get such a thing from a knock on the door? No one pointed firearms at him, this had been established by his former tranny boyfriend. Even if the cops did point guns at him, to be such a little bitch about it. My Belarusian great-grandfather was part of the infantry in the Red Army, fought from 1941 until 1945, he made it all the way to Berlin, he was seriously wounded twice. He lived until his 90s. He didn't know the meaning of PTSD.
 
>decade on disability before streaming took off

He's now 30, and his streaming career really only blew up in the last couple of years, meaning he was on disability roughly following his 18th birthday. What could have happened around about that time that would have made him disabled :thinking:
Lucas had a decade to stop being useless, and didn't, but now he's going to "find some work locally" by the end of the year. Sure.
Can he even work in Ireland? Is this part of his 4D-chess citizenship plan or his he just lying out his ass as usual?
 
What could have happened around about that time that would have made him disabled
Lucas claims he has fibromyalgia. In reality he's just work-shy, of course. We've seen what his discipline is like. Tells he will do five streams a week, does two, then announces he's quitting the Internet/too busy sniffing coke/being bullied/whatever it is this time. He did a total of TWO videos on his Scared Awake channel (Patreon still active, of course).

Can he even work in Ireland? Is this part of his 4D-chess citizenship plan or his he just lying out his ass as usual?
Presumably he has a two-year work visa. Otherwise he wouldn't be able to stream either.
 
The only reason why he's crying about "quitting" is because he's been pulling poor numbers since his comeback and nothing is recovering. He'll very much be unable to "quit" the internet drama because he's an attention whore plus he's got literally no other skills.

I give it two weeks until his next harebrained plot to try and regain relevance.
 
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