Funnier and highly possible thing is that he gets banged up thanks to Humza's idiot hate speech law. Given it's ludicrously open ended and Patrick spams his face, location and idiot thoughts onto the internet every five seconds he would be a rare case where they could get him.
The fat isn't just in his body, its in his brain too.
That's what has been lionized in the mainstream media for a decade or more at this point. X, Y, Z is a horrible victim of racism, sexism, etc but they are the bravest fiercest warrior who ever lived just for existing. Rick is just too stupid to understand that he has to troon out for people to tell him how stunning brave he is.
Holy fuck that made me laugh.
Are there even enough traditional Scots left there to give him a proper one?
Because he's as much of a narcissist as he is a fat faggot with bitch tits.
I love haggis. It saddened me to think of Fat Man-Pig being in any way involved in its production.
The height of his wit was creating a character literally named first name last name. He would only realize it is an anagram for gay porn if the guys name was porn, gay.
They sound like a lovely bunch to get along with. A pint and a platter sounds great.
It's the UK m8, he'll use local ingredients (i.e. Pakis and Jeets).
I hope he tags along on a group outing for a curry, where someone challenges him to prove his mettle by ordering the Infernal Vindaloo Double Chilli. You know he’d feel he had no choice but to do so. Then he’ll either puke up his spleen or run crying from the table, possibly both.
It'd just show his fat ass sitting alone at a bar fax-pas-ing his way through bong culture (like graciously giving tips or being a fat obnoxious Murrcan) and tweeting about all the imaginary things he's totally doing.
Is this the same WorldCon that has rules so strict that George RR Martin got barred from being a speaker at? If so, then it's going to be interesting once the organizers some how find out about Fatrick's history. That is if the OnA people get into contact with event organizers.
