Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I understand announcing to a big following if you are leaving the internet entirely because it's considerate to do if you have any sort of fanbase.

However Keffals leaves all the freaking time so it just ends up looking retarded.

I figure the majority of his audience just hate-watches at this point.
 
Keffals announced that they're quitting streaming, "sometime next year"... FR FR No Cap.
Mandatory Tipster dono :story:
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No more politics streams!... Even though that was what the streams were supposed to be from this point onwards
I wonder if the actual reason for throwing in the towel is the fact the streams have been getting consistently less views every stream since returning, even Xan threatening murder only got 200 concurrent viewers, that'd have been 3000 in December 2023.
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Patreon income is now down to a little over $800 a month despite the return.

Only interesting news I picked up on was that there seems to be a reason for the delay in the wedding to EFNO.
Apparently Italy changed their birthright citizen laws, now you need to actually be able to speak some degree of Italian to get Citizenship (this would allow Keffals to remain living in the Republic of Ireland).
Essentially, they procrastinated too long on getting the citizenship and the law ended up changing, and being on an immigrants Visa they're likely not just going to give them permission to marry due to worries about sham marriages for the purposes of immigration.
Hence having to go this other route first.
So essentially Keffals now needs to learn Italian and pray they get Italian citizenship or eventually it's deportation time back to Canada time. :story:

And yes I saw I was beaten on the clip but it is what it is.
Actually Italy has a very permissive digital nomad visa they just introduced this year, as long as you can show you bring in $2,500 USD/month in remote income and show you've successfully lived outside your country for 6 months on said remote income, they're supposed to give you the visa.

Secondly, due to ENFO being Irish born on the Island, they have EU citizenship, foreign spouses of EU nationals have the absolute right to work and live in the EU with their spouse, in fact you can't even legally be denied a EU residency visa if you have a EU spouse unless you're a national security risk or convicted murderer.

Also Keffals can't get deported, they're in Northern Ireland, every time you enter the UK you get 6 months since they don't have the 90/180 bullshit like the rest of Europe, all they have to do is pop over to mainland Europe, Iceland or the US once every 4 or 5 months and boom they get another 6 months when they come back.

Additionally if you fly into the UK, you no longer get stamps in your passport, and the UK is like the US in there's no passport control when you leave the country so there's no way for the regular authorities to readily verify how long you've been in the UK since you can always say you went back to the US and came back letting you legally indefinitely enter and leave the UK resetting your time whilst never get any stamps in your passport.
 
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The interesting question for me is how Lucas will make income, if he does. The 100k has been throughly gutted, EFNO doesn’t seem to have that high of an income (disability bucks maybe?), and Lucas claims to be unable to do basic jobs. That’s what makes me not believe in a complete Internet disappearance, other than Lucas’s need for attention. It would be nice if he did fuck off forever, very boring at this point.
 
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"Hundreds of thousands of dollars for charity"

He is still fucking lying about that? Just give it up! He snorted "Hundred of thousands of dollars" up his fucking nose!

"A platform to help others"

Yeah, right. His platform never helped anyone. He lied and grifted, exposing who knows how many children to illegal hormones made in someone's kitchen and sold by greedy, illicit drug dealers in 3rd world countries, who he got a cut from.

"Livestreaming destroyed my mental health"

No, I'm almost certain it was being found out that you were a fucking lying sack of shit, and then snorting a small ton of illicit drugs.

"I love myself"

I have no doubt this is absolutely true, you delusional, narcissistic retard.
 
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>Keffals leaves after Chris Tyson's victims speak out and has a whole Discord leaked

Hmm interesting timing, isn't it catboy?
About that,

I know next to nothing about discord except it's used, run, and maintained by furries/pedos/trannies (redundant I know) but why didn't anyone do to koofals' server what they did to Kris'? An entire dump of the fart kween's discord should surely unearth some heinous shit.

Or maybe it's already been done or it takes too long to go through? Not sure, just asking if anyone knows.
 
About that,

I know next to nothing about discord except it's used, run, and maintained by furries/pedos/trannies (redundant I know) but why didn't anyone do to koofals' server what they did to Kris'? An entire dump of the fart kween's discord should surely unearth some heinous shit.

Or maybe it's already been done or it takes too long to go through? Not sure, just asking if anyone knows.
I just wonder if he knows someone he's not the best of terms with has saved his Discord messages and could be used any minute against him if he steps out of line in some way. Possibly even the infamous Cat Boy Ranch Discord.
 
Who is keffals fiance? Last I heard of keffals this month they admitted on stream that yes he is just a gay man and was getting fucked by men in Ireland. How does he also have money to move two people to Italy? This engagement thing seem to come from nowhere.
 
The interesting question for me is how Lucas will make income, if he does. The 100k has been throughly gutted, EFNO doesn’t seem to have that high of an income (disability bucks maybe?), and Lucas claims to be unable to do basic jobs. That’s what makes me not believe in a complete Internet disappearance, other than Lucas’s need for attention. It would be nice if he did fuck off forever, very boring at this point.
Aye it makes no sense. How is the spastic going to earn a wage? No job will hire him so what is his plan? The nigger can only earn through the internet so he'll be back soon once he needs more opioid bux. The man is a complete gimp who really needs to understand how fucked he is now that all his shitty deeds are out in the open for anyone to find.
 
Who is keffals fiance? Last I heard of keffals this month they admitted on stream that yes he is just a gay man and was getting fucked by men in Ireland. How does he also have money to move two people to Italy? This engagement thing seem to come from nowhere.
I wonder if it's the guy who told Lucas' mom that he wouldn't get him pregnant. If this isn't a fake story, which it probably is, than Lucas might have found himself a retarded person to latch on to.

Beware the retard strength, Lucas.
 
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"Groom, my catboys! Spread the joy of the bathtub HRT in my absence!"

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His name is Lucas Roberts. Sorrenti is an Italian surname, he's not Italian. I saw him streaming his Duolingo lessons yesterday, it was the most cringe thing I've ever seen. I don't speak any Italian, but after those second-hand lessons I think I learned more than he has since 2017 (when he says he first started studying it).
 
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"Groom, my catboys! Spread the joy of the bathtub HRT in my absence!"

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His name is Lucas Roberts. Sorrenti is an Italian surname, he's not Italian. I saw him streaming his Duolingo lessons yesterday, it was the most cringe thing I've ever seen. I don't speak any Italian, but after those second-hand lessons I think I learned more than he has since 2017 (when he says he first started studying it).
He has quit being an online personality how many times so far? He says that once a month then keeps coming back. Attention whore
 
Why can't he just sign-off from life and do literally all of humanity a huge favor? Oh, right, narcissism is a helluva drug.
 
If I saw this unemployed YouTube tranny working at Olive Garden and he touched my bread sticks, I'd walk out. Can't imagine encountering this ghoul in either fast food or retail.
 
I saw him streaming his Duolingo lessons yesterday, it was the most cringe thing I've ever seen. I don't speak any Italian, but after those second-hand lessons I think I learned more than he has since 2017 (when he says he first started studying it).
You can't really learn a language from doing Duolingo, which is the only thing I imagine he's actually doing. You need to take proper classes, but also preferably live in an area where you're around the language properly and forced to use it. Apps like Duolingo can be a great aid and also help you not to forget a language once you've learnt it, but if his plan is to only to use that... he's not going to pass any sort of test.
 
Why can't he just sign-off from life and do literally all of humanity a huge favor? Oh, right, narcissism is a helluva drug.
Sunk cost fallacy. Do you know how much cutting off his dick cost? He needs to keep on living to prove the transphobes and the kiwi fuckin farms wrong. And he's completely right. I hope he succeeds and lives forever. I wish him a million years of lifetime.
 
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