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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
Crazy how not even Greg is safe from the Fishtank's audience lust for calling people pedophiles.
This. Greg is asexual and not interested in any thing/person/etc. We talked about this in sneedchat last night. Pretty much any discord will be like 50% underaged. That's sort of the problem with Discord, plus it's full of pedos.
yeah i get this. she can be cute in the very ugly kind of way. it is one of those things which makes zero sense, but i do get it.


wrong, no girl is cute while smoking. *sigh*
If she smokes she pokes.

Juliana encouraging @Xavier Ravenblood to misbehave in the thread her simps 1, 2, and 3.
I wasn't even here for that and I don't think I thread-simped about it either.
 
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Crazy how not even Greg is safe from the Fishtank's audience lust for calling people pedophiles.
Sucking up to trannies and having minors on his fucking Discord of all places are big red flags. I really like Greg, but this doesn't bode well. :heart-empty:
This. Greg is asexual and not interested in any thing/person/etc.
What people say and do are two completely different things. Always remember that.

I genuinely hope we find out Haley was a former crackhead or something because she looks fucking 40.
Methadone was mentioned multiple times and it's used in a medical setting to ween people off from opioids. If Haley explicitly said that she uses/needs it, she most likely used to be a smackhead. Or a fenthead, given that FT takes place in the US.
Did she mention it? And on which day?
 
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Read Dear Leader's note in the OP. Stop commenting on which Bitch you'd like to sleep with.

if i have been simping for any of the fishtank hoes i apologize to the entire thread. i agree with null's rule and ill do better about following it.

Thread tax with awkward update given the message above:

The Bitches are currently in a mini challenge where they come on to the audience.

Haley flirting 1 and 2.

Juliana encouraging @Xavier Ravenblood to misbehave in the thread her simps 1, 2, and 3.

Shadi shoots her shot.

Juliana won the Rizz challenge.
my thread tax is a local archive of those file:







 
if i have been simping for any of the fishtank hoes i apologize to the entire thread. i agree with null's rule and ill do better about following it.


my thread tax is a local archive of those file:



3 rat videos, 2 haley videos, 1 shadi video
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Shadi is so scatterbrained that she can't complete a single fucking sentence.
 
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Letty left for some undisclosed reason. It seemed to me like she'll be coming back, but perhaps not before Bitchtank wraps.

Jet comes in and tells the girls to prepare for a gaslight. Someone new will be coming in and they need to convince them that the show isn't Bitchtank but rather Stream Stars, a Twitch show that is safe and family friendly. Gay shit, like Moist Critical would do, Jet says. They need to be nice to each other and refrain from being edgy. Also, Ben's name is Brice (?) for this bit. If the newcomer comments on how everything is gross, they are to explain that they just did the trash the house challenge and that a cleaning crew will come in later. The do their best to cover up the vulgar graffiti in the room.

Edit: She's already in, talking to Sam and Ben in the Lab. Her name is Zoey. She has an immune disorder (common variable immunodeficiency) and is equipped with a tube in her chest for drug delivery. She does social media work but doesn't know who Ava Tyson is (Sam says she was just on the show). He also tells her to say hi to Dr. Disrespect so I guess she doesn't know who he is either (nor do I). What with her health issues and all, she uses laughter to get through the tough times. Now she's meeting the girls in the Bitchtank.

Brice (the fuck kind of name is that?) is telling them about how he got into the streaming/social media game. He had a PUBG clip go viral and thereafter devoted himself to social media. Stream Stars is presented as an opportunity for young creators to step into the limelight and expand their audience. It's a place to overcome trauma and foster community. As we've seen before, Shadi is the best Bitch when it comes to gaslighting guests. She dives right in.
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Letty left for some undisclosed reason. It seemed to me like she'll be coming back, but perhaps not before Bitchtank wraps.
I'm not going to speculate much but I wonder if it's because of a disagreement in how the very obviously rigged competition is going. Haley got saved from elimination, Claire got 'nerfed', the rose counting was very obviously fake (Shadi would've stolen enough from Haley to make sure that Claire had more than Haley)

Gaslighting Haley up is fun and all but they didn't let the bit reach it's natural conclusion twice and eliminated much more popular bitches for her sake. Wonder if Letty didn't like the Goranian Storytelling
 
I'm not going to speculate much but I wonder if it's because of a disagreement in how the very obviously rigged competition is going. Haley got saved from elimination, Claire got 'nerfed', the rose counting was very obviously fake (Shadi would've stolen enough from Haley to make sure that Claire had more than Haley)

Gaslighting Haley up is fun and all but they didn't let the bit reach it's natural conclusion twice and eliminated much more popular bitches for her sake. Wonder if Letty didn't like the Goranian Storytelling
Or just visa or other commitments
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Jules is filling in for Greg and Greg needs to forget about his asexuality and fulfill Jules' desire.
This is ratting on empty, troon reviews!
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I'm not going to speculate much but I wonder if it's because of a disagreement in how the very obviously rigged competition is going. Haley got saved from elimination, Claire got 'nerfed', the rose counting was very obviously fake (Shadi would've stolen enough from Haley to make sure that Claire had more than Haley)

Gaslighting Haley up is fun and all but they didn't let the bit reach it's natural conclusion twice and eliminated much more popular bitches for her sake. Wonder if Letty didn't like the Goranian Storytelling
It’s pretty obvious that Jet wanted a Haley vs Claire finale but accidentally rigged it too far in Haley’s favor and got Claire out. Production gave Haley 80 roses and I don’t think they expected Shadi to have stolen so many. You could see Jet last night frantically counting Shadi’s roses realizing that he screwed up and that he backed himself into a corner. Bringing Claire back just reeks of desperation
 
It’s pretty obvious that Jet wanted a Haley vs Claire finale but accidentally rigged it too far in Haley’s favor and got Claire out. Production gave Haley 80 roses and I don’t think they expected Shadi to have stolen so many. You could see Jet last night frantically counting Shadi’s roses realizing that he screwed up and that he backed himself into a corner. Bringing Claire back just reeks of desperation
A wigger being outsmarted by a mulatto. He will never be a trve nigga.

FT was mentioned on MATI.
Come on, Sam. Bring Pearl back. Make her cry and call her a coalburner that sucked a homeless coon's dick. And being dumped right after.
 
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Jules is out, they did a bit where "Bryce" (Ben) discovered she had tweeted the gamer word and TERF things and loudly kicked her off the show in front of Zoey. This was a planned exit for Jules who only came on for a week, I think she was supposed to leave earlier but was passed out drunk. :story:
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Jet thanked her for coming on and said he is no longer blackpilled on FT fans thanks to her. I guess he already forgot she's a Kiwi lurker. JULES, NOW YOU CAN POST IN THE THREAD! I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS!
 
Just in case anyone is interested, the Season 2 house has been on the market for 43 days. It has a pathetically low 19 saves on Zillow.

They did a terrible job on the renovation, the house looked way better at the start of season 2 than it does now. I suspect it will ultimately sell for at least 100k below asking. They really should have roped Nick R in to help them with the renovations etc.
 

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Just in case anyone is interested, the Season 2 house has been on the market for 43 days. It has a pathetically low 19 saves on Zillow.

They did a terrible job on the renovation, the house looked way better at the start of season 2 than it does now. I suspect it will ultimately sell for at least 100k below asking. They really should have roped Nick R in to help them with the renovations etc.

Nick-R likely told them to list it cheap see if a fish buys and unlist. Or he's gonna just blow cigarette smoke in every room.

 
Zoe has left. Ben asked her what her least favorite moment was and she says it was when the fish were asking her if she had ever been raped (she has). Ben begged her to stay (probably just fucking around) but she said she wasn't told how long they hoped she would stay and she left her necessary medications at home. As far as it being Claire's special mission, she seemed to lose claim on it pretty fast as she lost Zoe's interest once Ronnie came in and started bouncing around. On her way out once her uber arrived she said she would consider staying but for her meds but probably not but hugged everyone on the way out so I guess they didn't really scare her out.

The note Claire was given from production which was intended to be a nuclear option said "you're a fat pig nigger" which was destined to fall flat because the word "nigger" had been floating around for a long time and people were calling her worse and she didn't actually react to it. I was hoping it said something like "please help I'm not here by choice" or something.
 
They really should have roped Nick R in to help them with the renovations etc.

Nick-R likely told them to list it cheap see if a fish buys and unlist. Or he's gonna just blow cigarette smoke in every room.

Hot take, Nick was a fucking car salesman before the second mde renaissance, they did ask him and he gave bad advice. He seems like he knows some shit but at the same time is so far up his own fucking ass his feet cant touch the ground and bring him back to reality.
 
Haley after being in timeout for half an hour scribbling her name like a crazy person on the wall INSTANTLY gets into a fight with Shadi. She goes for cheap shots.



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Shadi and Haley get into another tumble. Haley acquires a chunk of Shadi's hair.
 
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