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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
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If you only knew how good things really are
 
whats the name of the dorky guy with the braces?
i dont know shit about tik tok zoomer shit
 
[After hearing that Juliana doesn't cook for her boyfriend]
she really is the sterotypical kiwifarms woman
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He looks like a human thumb
Letty is so fucking hot its insane, This bitch is way too attractive compared to the usual scum in this sector. Someone that hot should have fucked off to LA where she's suddenly a mid. Surprised none of Sam's more famous buddies haven't tried to steal her from him. I could easily see her being Queen of Skankfest.
 
Right after I made that post with all of the Scott edits he sends in this.
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Just a reminder that he doesn’t get free tokens. He is spending his own money on this.
 
If you only knew how good things really are
For those catching up by reading the thread, Kevin the ventriloquist came and went. He's an old-ass man with a puppet who advertises himself as family-friendly on his website. His jokes are as topical and original as "You're funny-lookin', but you're not funny!" or "This is not HBO." "I know, you're not that good!"

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Sam told Julie to sit on his lap and have him puppeteer her. His opening line manipulating her was (wisely) "how old are you?" He was very awkward, laughing nervously and turning beet red for a while before settling into it. "I'm old enough to be her great-great-great-great-grandfather!"



One of the girls asked to play with his puppet, he said it cost twenty five thousand dollars (lmao) so she should be careful. Eventually he gave the girls a few more puppets and they played around for a while, he seemed to have a lot of fun. Near the end of his stay, Jet gave him Lil' Maejok and told him to do his bits using it, which fishchat greatly appreciated. Jet then had him to dole out seven roses among the girls, proportionate to how much he enjoyed each of them. He left soon afterwards.
 
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Cleh gone (the jewish one)
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Claire is back as a freeloader and the Lab is now the Claire Cave



They got Greg to play new vegas. His character is Blim Blam. He also disses Mauro
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Bliccy made a discord. NO RULES, ONE CHANNEL, AND ONE VC. It started with hundreds of people arguing in vc for moderator so mod was indiscriminately passed out. Its a hellhole.
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Claire is back as a freeloader and the Lab is now the Claire Cave
Did she leave again or wut

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these two could be identical twins
they have the exact same physiognomy
also she is fucking LIT
 
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Jacob Dahmer is making me go ape shit laughing right atm. Stopping at nothing to get Juliana to drink more and getting pissed when she doesn't.
 
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I have nothing of value to add however Jules is drunk and I would touch her butt if given the chance. Thanks for listening to my TED talk hosted by Samuel Hydestein.
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these two could be identical twins
they have the exact same physiognomy
also she is fucking LIT
Jules is fucking blasted. She's drunker than anyone I've ever seen.
 
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