💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

He'd now eat the paste and claim it was still made from horses so it's carnivore

"There is a COW on the BOTTLE, MOOOOMMMMM."

 

[Dollar Duck]

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Written speech-to-texted by the one armed man who is stuck in a wheelchair and is one more stroke away from shitting in a bag and drooling mindlessly his remaining days away.

 

[Tiresome]

Written speech-to-texted by the one armed man who is stuck in a wheelchair and is one more stroke away from shitting in a bag and drooling mindlessly his remaining days away.

I guarantee you he's already in adult diapers, likely during extended trips away from the house. Tammy is not going to follow him into public restrooms to take care of him like she's forced to at home.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I guarantee you he's already in adult diapers, likely during extended trips away from the house. Tammy is not going to follow him into public restrooms to take care of him like she's forced to at home.

Jack bent over the changing table while Tammy wipes up what's left of the latest rotisserie chicken.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Gluesticks have killed school paste, but wasn't it made of mostly flour, sugar, and mint flavoring preservative? Doesn't sound very carnivore.

Jack could switch to glue, but he'll probably have another stroke when he finds out Elmer's is vegan now.

Coccoina Glue sticks, made in Italy, smell like marzipan. So he's got no excuse and can move to eating those now.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Now that I think about it... I'm pretty sure that Fatty would have done that and suddenly I don't feel so bad about it.

I'm in no position to judge the paste-eaters. I used to pick up pieces of deicing salt off the ground after it snowed and suck on them like some kind of damned ruminant.

 

[Shartavius]

Jack bent over the changing table while Tammy wipes up what's left of the latest rotisserie chicken.

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[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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If you had to call someone knowing they would drop everything and be there for you...

 

[semitooth]

jack is live with his little butt buddy. I actually kinda feel bad for him because jack clearly drains him and he seems like a mostly chill dude to me.

 

[Dead Air]

Another batch of "fat unlikeable child tries to flex his toys to either invite jealousy or to save his ego" videos since he can't be fucked to cook then.

There's a reason his views are dead and most of them are just trolls now.

At least his livestreams have gone full schizo since he's just brainlessly repeating the garbage his friends tell him to think. That's pretty much all that's left that's truly entertaining.

Man I have a hard time just having the energy to hate watch his crap anymore. His mommy mukbang episodes like the subway one recently I just got about two minutes in and cut it off. I can't be bothered to even watch his low energy cup comparison videos. Sad times friends.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Oh man I wish someone had a gif of fatty grunting and raising his purple dead arm today.


It sounded like he was passing a stone the size of a jagged mentos.



Terrifying and hilarious

 

[densedance]

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Did he shat himself?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Did he shat himself?

I hope it was another stroke

 

[Super Hans v2]

Did he shat himself?

I think he was trying (and failing) to do the extremely exerting activity of straightening one's fingers.

 

[Crex Crex]

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Wake up babe, new soyjack (heh) just dropped.

 

[Worlds Best Giant Dad]

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If he did this sooner after his stroke and more often he might not be so fucked up. But refusal to move around at all was what got him in this mess. Also that "come and take it" style hat has me cracking up, imagining jack in a gun fight torso twisting blocking shots with the dead arm like he was a fucking mechwarrior.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If he did this sooner after his stroke and more often he might not be so fucked up. But refusal to move around at all was what got him in this mess. Also that "come and take it" style hat has me cracking up, imagining jack in a gun fight torso twisting blocking shots with the dead arm like he was a fucking mechwarrior.

Jack literally couldn't fire a gun given his arm being debilitated due to a stroke

 

[RL Steinbeck]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IRV2za-gwykjack is live with his little butt buddy. I actually kinda feel bad for him because jack clearly drains him and he seems like a mostly chill dude to me.

When's Rob going to make his 'F' as in Frank debut? A long-form conversation between the two of them would be amazing.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

All that brain damage made him lose the plot. Granted, white trash like him never had a firm grasp on reality.

Jack having so many strokes puts him at serious risk for vascular dementia, no joke.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Did he shat himself?

I think he was trying (and failing) to do the extremely exerting activity of straightening one's fingers.

You both are reading too much into this. Is is this is just the normal, run of the mill process where an individual with brain-damage tries to formulate a thought.