💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

The stream today starts with Jack complaining about people not doing their “research” and how Christians are “the only persecuted religious group“. He doesn’t understand how there are people who don’t agree with every single one of his views.

Jack says this while most of the country is Christian, one of the two major political parties openly pander to christians, and "the only persecuted religious group", I'm pretty sure Muslims and Jews would have a word to say about that. Hell a lot of other religions were persecuted too outside of the Abrahamic ones.

Jack doesn’t believe that “professionals” should take part in the Olympics. He doesn’t understand that these athletes are the best in the world and says the Olympics should be a place for “amateurs to get their careers started”.

But that's the point of the olympics is to see the best of the best competing with each other? If he wants to see amateurs get their careers started, then watch small or local sports games.

That's one of the dumbest things he ever said.

He talks about Rob’s sausage videos and thermoses for a while. He likes the new Deadpool (“there was no political agendas”). There’s an after credits scene “but I can’t remember what it was”. As a good Christian, Jack is more than okay with swearing (“constant G-D‘s”) and gore.

Find it funny how he's okay with Deadpool having "god damn" uttered out when he complained about Shogun for saying the Lord's name in vain.

A viewer asks what Jack thought about Biden’s speech and Jack says he thinks Biden is dead. “We’re magically going to be told he’s no longer.” He thinks the “elites” murdered him when he refused to drop out of the race. “They identified Biden’s voice when he called into Kamala’s speech as AI and found the company that made the voice.” He claims they’ll release the news within a couple of weeks and says we can all call him out on it when it happens.

Did Jack not see Biden's address the other day or is he going to claim that's a body double or clone to distract from the truth that the Dems secretly killed Biden.

It's not like Biden is an old man in his 80s being told to not continue taking on the most stressful job in America or anything, no he was secretly murdered.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Wow Jagoff is officially psychotic now. He has lost touch with reality completely. The heavy debates about the potential for AI misuse was the thing that completely broke a lot of schizoboomer minds I've noticed. Now anything that goes against their beliefs gets written off as AI chicanery by the opposite side.

 

[Tiresome]

Apparently he's too retarded to understand that nations spend money on sports programs to send their best. wtf would "amateur olympics" even be?

Jack makes the extremely common mistake of thinking that the words amateur and professional refer to skill levels in a discipline. An amateur does not get paid for their efforts and a professional does, that's all. You can be an amateur competitor and still the best in the world at your sport.

 

[WideBillboard]

I was watching Jack’s greatest hits and came across Aunt Myrna’s cheesecake squares, which actually looked good enough that I went to make some blondies. I’d like to go back in time and try her pre-dementia cooking; I’m very curious what people from redneck America eat, it all seems so cool.

 

[Tiresome]

I was watching Jack’s greatest hits and came across Aunt Myrna’s cheesecake squares, which actually looked good enough that I went to make some blondies. I’d like to go back in time and try her pre-dementia cooking; I’m very curious what people from redneck America eat, it all seems so cool.

You can get good food anywhere in America but in the Bible Belt they elevate sugar and fat to an art form.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Boy that was painful but I listened to Jagoff's tirade from today about Biden being dead. I swear every time I hear him talk I'm shocked at the bottomless depth of his stupidity. His reasons for believing that Biden was executed :

1. No Whitehouse letterhead. Signature was forged per the tiktoks he watched the research that he did.
2. Biden used Twitter/X to send out the letter. "FACEBOOK would have been better than X!" . Apparently, Jack thinks X is only for conservatives now because Musk is supporting Trump and no democrat would ever announce anything on it. Exact quote from Jack: "That's like the Roe vs Wade decision being broken on Planned Parenthood's website!"
3. Jill Biden hasn't made any tv or radio appearances. Jack feels Jill Biden is so meddlesome that she would be everywhere after such an announcement.
4. All Joe and Jill Biden appearances this week were fake and required the use of body doubles. Jagoff claims that the various Bidenbots that were used had obviously different physical characteristics and some where taller, tanner and walked differently compared to the real Biden.
5. As @Hungry Homeless Handjob mentioned, Jack claims it has been indubitably found that Biden's call to Kamala was AI generated. Jack then says he is "really good with voice, gauyz" because he was on the radio and he used to be able to determine the identity of familiar callers based on their voice because he can determine "different inflections and stuff" .
6. Jack guarantees that the election will be stolen if Trump loses and then criticizes democrats for being loyal to their party no matter what as if he doesn't vote Republican no matter what.

In conclusion, Jack is a useless sack of lard and needs to die already .

 

[Super Hans v2]

It's common for when peoples' personal lives get worse over time that they externalize the cause of their problems to more and more ridiculous theories to blame things on. I for one am looking forward to Jack losing use of his remaining 1.5 limbs and go on three hour rants about how Kamala made the shitty faux-stone paneling on his barn fall off in an attempt to kill him and stop his verbal diarrhea that makes me and other A&Niggers seem well-adjusted.

 

[Free the Pedos]

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1) This vaguely feels like 2015 zomg bacon!!!! humor, which tracks with the rest of Jack’s knowledge.
2) I know this is being petty, but our country boy doesn’t know that the whole point of pigs is that they turn trash into bacon. Feeding a pig fresh picked veggies defeats the purpose of a pig. This is my bitch eating crackers moment with this out of touch simpleton.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Jack is so busy guys

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Jack is so busy guys
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[Uber driver reviewer]

Oh man I wish someone had a gif of fatty grunting and raising his purple dead arm today.


It sounded like he was passing a stone the size of a jagged mentos.



Terrifying and hilarious

 

[semitooth]

watching him slowly type these with his one functioning hand while his mic was muted was hilarious

 

[Incredible Mister]

Jack doesn’t believe that “professionals” should take part in the Olympics. He doesn’t understand that these athletes are the best in the world and says the Olympics should be a place for “amateurs to get their careers started”.

He is probably getting this from how Olympic Boxing is done or something, but for literally every other sport the Olympics is the peak of an athletes career.

 

[Adamska]

COLDEST VS WALMART​

(07/26/24)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VOW-NV1JWkIPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=VOW-NV1JWkI

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

SaveTube.App-COLDEST VS WALMART-(720p60).mp4

Another batch of "fat unlikeable child tries to flex his toys to either invite jealousy or to save his ego" videos since he can't be fucked to cook then.

There's a reason his views are dead and most of them are just trolls now.

At least his livestreams have gone full schizo since he's just brainlessly repeating the garbage his friends tell him to think. That's pretty much all that's left that's truly entertaining.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Boy that was painful but I listened to Jagoff's tirade from today about Biden being dead. I swear every time I hear him talk I'm shocked at the bottomless depth of his stupidity. His reasons for believing that Biden was executed :

1. No Whitehouse letterhead. Signature was forged per the tiktoks he watched the research that he did.
2. Biden used Twitter/X to send out the letter. "FACEBOOK would have been better than X!" . Apparently, Jack thinks X is only for conservatives now because Musk is supporting Trump and no democrat would ever announce anything on it. Exact quote from Jack: "That's like the Roe vs Wade decision being broken on Planned Parenthood's website!"
3. Jill Biden hasn't made any tv or radio appearances. Jack feels Jill Biden is so meddlesome that she would be everywhere after such an announcement.
4. All Joe and Jill Biden appearances this week were fake and required the use of body doubles. Jagoff claims that the various Bidenbots that were used had obviously different physical characteristics and some where taller, tanner and walked differently compared to the real Biden.
5. As @Hungry Homeless Handjob mentioned, Jack claims it has been indubitably found that Biden's call to Kamala was AI generated. Jack then says he is "really good with voice, gauyz" because he was on the radio and he used to be able to determine the identity of familiar callers based on their voice because he can determine "different inflections and stuff" .
6. Jack guarantees that the election will be stolen if Trump loses and then criticizes democrats for being loyal to their party no matter what as if he doesn't vote Republican no matter what.

In conclusion, Jack is a useless sack of lard and needs to die already .

Fatty is so quick to accept anything that matches his bias but is unwilling to listen to anything that doesn't.

There's only so many times you can say, "that's fucking retarded" before you feel you're just picking on the stupid kid in class that used to eat paste. Now that I think about it... I'm pretty sure that Fatty would have done that and suddenly I don't feel so bad about it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

before you feel you're just picking on the stupid kid in class that used to eat paste. Now that I think about it... I'm pretty sure that Fatty would have done that and suddenly I don't feel so bad about it.

Gluesticks have killed school paste, but wasn't it made of mostly flour, sugar, and mint flavoring preservative? Doesn't sound very carnivore.

Jack could switch to glue, but he'll probably have another stroke when he finds out Elmer's is vegan now.

 

[p1138]

Gluesticks have killed school paste, but wasn't it made of mostly flour, sugar, and mint flavoring preservative? Doesn't sound very carnivore.

Jack could switch to glue, but he'll probably have another stroke when he finds out Elmer's is vegan now.

Considering that paste was basically just shitty raw dough, that might be how Fatty developed a taste for undercooked food. That and watching children's cartoons all day just takes him back to whatever his idea of a comfort zone as a 4-5 year old was.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Gluesticks have killed school paste, but wasn't it made of mostly flour, sugar, and mint flavoring preservative? Doesn't sound very carnivore.

Jack could switch to glue, but he'll probably have another stroke when he finds out Elmer's is vegan now.

He'd now eat the paste and claim it was still made from horses so it's carnivore

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

All that brain damage made him lose the plot. Granted, white trash like him never had a firm grasp on reality.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Jack makes the extremely common mistake of thinking that the words amateur and professional refer to skill levels in a discipline. An amateur does not get paid for their efforts and a professional does, that's all. You can be an amateur competitor and still the best in the world at your sport.

I'm pretty sure a big reason why amateurism declined at the Olympics in favor of professional athletes was due to Communist countries cheating and pumping their athletes full of steroids and other drugs. They weren't good enough to actually compete or win against other countries on their own merits so had to cheat.