Thorne Melcher / "Horny Thorney" / ExistentialEnso - CTO of a Scam Website, Pretend Journalist, Former Whiteknight of Rapist Laurelai Bailey, Hates Leftists, Never Getting SRS

[Nykysnottrans]

I went through my archive today and found this old Twatter exchange of ExistentialEnso & a bunch of his associates complaining about ContraPoints:

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Mandy and Thorne are like if the Unicorn Ranch was remade as Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.

 

[Miss Misery]

Crossposted from the Tranch thread; their resident coprophiliac who loves to call everyone he dislikes a pedo has his sights set on Thorney (and is furious posting from Mastodon because his Twitter got banned)...

Dung eater posted this

 

[Trombonista]

Thorne's currently in the honeymoon phase with Mandy:
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[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I really hope Mandy isn’t a real person. Also, I’m guessing Thorne still hasn’t gotten the Chop from the in and out walk-in clinic that supposedly keeps losing his reference number?

 

[Trombonista]

Also, I’m guessing Thorne still hasn’t gotten the Chop from the in and out walk-in clinic that supposedly keeps losing his reference number?

At this point, I doubt he'll ever get it.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

At this point, I doubt he'll ever get it.

That is both his punishment and greatest blessing in life.

 

[Trombonista]

Thorne is looking for work. He's also got a game coming soon.

 

[Trombonista]

Thorne wrote an article about RTKFT and did some other things.

 

[Positron]

He is still alive, and Mandy still sticks with him


He is still obsessed with that "robotic surgery"


He did not make as much on NFT as people assumed.


Which means no surgery.

On the plus side, those drama concerning missed appointments seems to be over.

He is still raging over Zach Antolek.


He is still raging about being fired by Travelers Insurance


The "harassment" he talked about




He's threatening some guy's job because he was referred to as "tech bro". Eager to raise stink as before, that's our Thorne!


He is now some "freelance coder", i.e. unemployed.


TL;DR -- Thorne is still the man he used to be, although he might have stopped perusing his dream laproscopic robotic surgery.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

He is still alive, and Mandy still sticks with him

I still hope Mandy is a sock.

You'd think Thorne would've hopped on the girldick train by now.

 

[Marvin]

I still hope Mandy is a sock.

You'd think Thorne would've hopped on the girldick train by now.

They never go for the girldick because they want to. It's because it's their last resort.

If a troon's got a real woman, they'll hold on them with a vice grip and headfuck and gaslight the shit out of them to keep then around.

If Mandy is a bio woman, she's in a real dark place right now, I guarantee it.

 

[Positron]

Horny Thorney thinks the Democrats are robbers.


Just a quick report that his fabled robot-assisted peritoneal vaginoplasty is as far from him now as we last met him.

And Mandy still sticks with her (his? I forgot) abuser.

 

[Trombonista]

Horny Thorney thinks the Democrats are robbers.

I think you missed the joke. The Democrats are supposed to be the "Call an ambulance! But not for me!" guy.