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After trying to compare that shit to the picture I think I now know why asians have squinty eyes, it's from reading that shit.
💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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"I know you are but what am I" levels of playground banter
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That's because he hasn't matured since grade school and has a sub 80 IQ. You can hand over paint chips to him and he'd think they're almond brittle
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If a stalker-child tells him they are paint chips and that eating them would kill him, he would wolf them down and try to look smug and superior while dying and pissing himself
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I thought Patrick's "Trump is literally worse than Hitler" statement was the height of his histrionic, bitch-titted craziness but "this is what the end of humanity looks like" because 81 year old Biden is no longer in the running has easily surpassed that.
What a crazy cunt of a person he is. Porky fella too. Big ol pair o' tiddies on 'im.
What a crazy cunt of a person he is. Porky fella too. Big ol pair o' tiddies on 'im.
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He and people like him think that Trump is the antichrist, however the antichrist wont come from America no matter how hard they wish it.
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Alright, finished a busy day of werk, lets see what the pig offereth forth tonight....
Ya know I should invent some spinoff of the famous Tickle-Me-Elmo toy called the Tickle-Me-Tomlinson in which a comically obese plush-patrick responds to any and all pokes and prods with either "NO CHILD, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POKE ME, YOU ARE SIMPLY....INSANE" or some variation of "THIS IS WHY YOUR LIFE IS OVER STALKER. ENJOY PRISON" or a random selection from his greatest quotes
Naturally, it would also serve as a fleshlight and would have special "PLEASE STOP" and "IT HURTS" and "NO CHILD YOU ARE NOT RAPING ME" voice lines whenever you touch his little plushy-prostate, so that stalkerchilds young and old can enjoy him
Ya know I should invent some spinoff of the famous Tickle-Me-Elmo toy called the Tickle-Me-Tomlinson in which a comically obese plush-patrick responds to any and all pokes and prods with either "NO CHILD, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POKE ME, YOU ARE SIMPLY....INSANE" or some variation of "THIS IS WHY YOUR LIFE IS OVER STALKER. ENJOY PRISON" or a random selection from his greatest quotes
Naturally, it would also serve as a fleshlight and would have special "PLEASE STOP" and "IT HURTS" and "NO CHILD YOU ARE NOT RAPING ME" voice lines whenever you touch his little plushy-prostate, so that stalkerchilds young and old can enjoy him
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Suffa pigman
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Area expert on being mocked mistakes compulsive cackling for real humor:
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be the change you want to see ...
Though I'm sure alibaba has something also ...
https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Cpc-Yanxiannv-Bubble-Tea-Pig-Plush_1601001162255.html and https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Round-Shape-programmable-plush-toy-sound_1600813174660.html might do it .... new merch run?
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This coming from the guy who laughed at Trump and people who get hurt. Fuck off Patrick.
You can get a tiny speaker that has a microsd slot in it to play sounds. I use one to play this in one of my favourite tanks.
Basically this, but Imperial Guard
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As you can clearly see, Trump's ear was FINE three weeks ago when that video was filmed. Explain that one, MAGAtards!
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Oh shit he's dissing the dew why would he anger such a valuable ally as Shane Nokes.
Oh, right.
Oh, right.
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58000 followers, only 2.07% of them have seen that tweet. That's about the percentage of the people in his city that have seen his micro penis on the news. The rest saw nothing because even high resolution screens can't increase the size of that faucet penis.
Also, why haven't we talked about Patrick supposed having several editors going through his new book?
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I'll eat my words [insert fat joke here] about Tubby not accepting Harris as the democratic nominee. I thought his stubbornness, or pig headedness if you prefer, would be stronger than his smooth malleable brain. He is lock step in whatever CNN and the democratic party tell him. I would say that he's a useful idiot but we all know that first part isn't true. And he's fat.
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HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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Patrick wants to be liked and figures watching Mourning Joe on MSNBC for the way the party wind blows is good enough.
They went from 'nope' to 'yup' just like Patrick.
The Patamanics should remember if Patrick was pro Harris in 2020 'till she bailed due to sucking and needing Bernie to not be the winner.
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I love watching Leslie fuck with Pat, she can make the pig dance like no one else. That is why, as a doctor and as a fan, it pains me to see she fell for the "puberty blockers are harmless" bullshit.
On the bright side, that just confirms how hateble Pat is. It should be impossible for someone like Les to be so disgusted by him and yet... here we are:
On the bright side, that just confirms how hateble Pat is. It should be impossible for someone like Les to be so disgusted by him and yet... here we are:
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lol