💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.9%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 167 24.1%

  • Total voters
    692
My current question is how long will this current charade last? How much longer will his extended family allow this charade?

My impression is that Nick's parents are fully supportive of everything Nick is doing. That they will give Nick every possible assistance in continuing his poly and drug lifestyle. That they will help him in whatever way they can to get the children back in the house or short of that to enable every stupid idea that Nick comes up with in his life.

I based that on the fact that Nick's parents took care of the kids while Nick went off on a bender with his three poly-mates. That Nick's father visited the house at presumably its lowest point in the spring and seems to have done nothing at all about what was going on. That he paid Nick's property taxes when Nick did not do so.

Nick's current insanity (legal and otherwise) would not be possible without a substantial amount of outside support and a strongly suspect his parents are providing that support as Nick himself has no visible source of income anymore.

Kayla's side seems more interested in intervention. They provided information about what the group was doing. It was their family church that was at the center of things. They seem to have done everything possible to help the children. But they lack the resources and any sort of influence over Nick.

Nothing can really influence Nick at this point other than taking away his financial support and Nick's parents show no sign of being willing to do that. Or really to do much of anything other than enable Nick's downward spiral.
 
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The biggest "conversion of heart" he could do would be to renounce e-fame completely and go back to lawyerin' to earn money to buy groceries and shit for his kids.
What lawyering? That carreer is inherently tied to your image and reputation. Balldo has none after all of this. Would you hire a lawyer that's publicly into swinging, screws up his own defamation case by being a drunk shithead, probably gave cocaine to his kid, talks smack about judges publicly, has multiple unpaid speeding tickets, hasn't won a single case and has his image forever attached to the ring of deviancy known as the Balldo? No, of course not. He has spent years of his life on that degree only to squander even the possiblility of being hired as a lawyer by his current choices in life and I find that rather amussing.
 
When do we get pics of vagina brands? I'm thinking he can convince April to brand "Lawpope" on her vagina for a gram of coke.

Next, he's probably already working on Kayla/April to bring in another girl to complete the qover foursome.
 
I clipped it below because its clear to see when Balldo goes off the rails at that superchat for mentioning his public flaunting of his mistress in public.
I like how at the end there he admits his lack of streams has fuck all to do with his case's, his kid's, or the government.
It's because he's too sad. 🎻:(

I wonder if he'll ever have another stream that isn't just him fending off alogs for 2 hours lmao.
 
When do we get pics of vagina brands? I'm thinking he can convince April to brand "Lawpope" on her vagina for a gram of coke.

Next, he's probably already working on Kayla/April to bring in another girl to complete the qover foursome.
Look out Geno! Rekieta’s plotting to add Keanu to the harem next.

Remember a few weeks ago, she was telling anyone who’d listen that Rekieta is an evil cult leader and beefing with him in Instagram DMs? Now she’s saying on stream that Rekieta “saved” her from domestic abuse, and they’re liking each other’s Instagram comments.

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My impression is that Nick's parents are fully supportive of everything Nick is doing.
I agree. I don't have the most solid of evidence for this one, but I suspect that Nick's parents are nothing like his grandparents. If they were anything like his grandparents, things might be very different right now.

Look out Geno! Rekieta’s plotting to add Keanu to the harem next.
Well, that should make @Fapcop happy.
 
Look out Geno! Rekieta’s plotting to add Keanu to the harem next.

He doesn't have to plot very much. Gavin Mcinnes publicly cut Geno off from any more Anthony Cumia money. The financial good times are over for Geno. Keanu is an up-front onlyfans whore and I can't see her not looking around for someone more financially sound to attach herself to now. Her shift to pro-Nick/pro-April was right around the time that things started falling apart over at Cumia's Compound Media.

An eight-ball would probably be enough at this point to seal the deal with Keanu.
 
Those bitches are gonna be at each other's throats at some point, if they haven't been already, and it's gonna be funny reading about it.
Nah. Kayla is a doormat. You could shit on her chest, and she would sit back and take it.
Next, he's probably already working on Kayla/April to bring in another girl to complete the qover foursome.
Look out Geno! Rekieta’s plotting to add Keanu to the harem next.
Are we witnessing the creation of a quintuple?
 
And it's the dumbed-down version of this degenerate philosophy he picked up in some creative writing courses at a barely accredited fourth-tier Minnesota university. It's amazing just how terrible Nick's education was, given his pretensions.
And his law school was a fifth-tier toilet.
 
Tbh if I had a choice between hanging out in a bar with Balldo Man or Manson, I'd pick Manson. He was probably even a better person. Yeah I said it, what Charles Manson did at Spahn Ranch is potatoes compared to what Balldo Man has done.
At a bare minimum his attempts at stand-up comedy would be funnier. He'd have some great material to draw from
 
At a bare minimum his attempts at stand-up comedy would be funnier. He'd have some great material to draw from
Every time I see that picture of Nick with that innocent, harmless pug, I am revolted. He obviously hates that tiny little innocent doge.

That's how much of a piece of shit Nick is.
 
Who's caring for the dog as his harem goes out to tattoo festivals for days at a time?
 
Who's caring for the dog as his harem goes out to tattoo festivals for days at a time?
Nobody. Feel sorry for that poor dog. Neither of those drug addicts are caring for the poor, suffering, innocent dog.
 
I would love to hear Nick's words on Romans. A lot of Paul's teachings in there was about people who claim to be of Christ in one breath and do almost everything opposite of his teachings in another. Though, they were more of the "I can do whatever I want because I'm saved and Jesus will just forgive me anyway" rather than denying they were sinning at all. Still, it would be funny to see how he would cope through it.

We have brought this up and had an intetesting (if you are interested in that kind of thing) discussion about 'Grace's and whatnot.

To not repeat it (search it up), I'll summarise it as Nick fundamentaly misunderstand it.

That he paid Nick's property taxes when Nick did not do so.

Lol! I missed that! This is hilarious! Nick really needs aownonw to wipe his irresponsible arse.

I wonder if they have had to coddle him his whole life and what the plan is for when they pass on? A Brittany Spears conservatorship? Balldo cannot function on his own, clearly...
 
So Abraham gets in his head that he'll help God out by marrying one of Sarah's servants named Hagar
It was Sarai's and Hagar's idea. Abraham resisted at first.

Jacob steals Esau's birthright
Esau sold his birthright, and then tried to take it anyway. That is why Jacob had to trick Isaac.

or Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith wasn't a con man. We can discuss this outside of the thread if you disagree.

I won't say that Nick deserves hell, that is literally God's judgement and the type of judgement that is actually forbidden. I will say Nick needs to repent, and that there will be consequences in this life, and the hereafter if he does not.

It would have been interesting to get even one religious stream before the balldoing, it likely would have revealed more than he cared to reveal if he had. It's possible his attitudes towards Christianity changed from his degeneracy, but I highly doubt it. The way he interprets things are ideas that take time to take root. There were hints about his apostasy, but since he never went in to detail in what ways he disagreed with "most Christians", a lot of us wrongly assumed that he might be coming at it from a more biblical approach. How wrong we were.

One more comment on the prodigal that Nick misses, "and he came to himself." The prodigal repented as much as he could before coming before his father. He realized his errors and because of the repentance he did not see himself as a son of the Father anymore. He humbles himself. Nick is doing none of those things. Every time he quotes scripture he wrests it through word and deed. That behavior is rightfully condemned and rightfully used to judge him and his actions.
 
I enjoy the Parable of the Vineyard Workers, the Ten Virgins, the Two Sons, the Workers, and basically anything between Matthew 20-25. All of those go over people working towards Salvation, the worthy being unworthy and the unworthy worthy due to actions.

Nick is incredibly self-serving in his deeper analysis and incredibly basic on them. The first two parables are literally just relating to us how valuable a soul is to God via examples that people of the time would understand. The Sheep is one is funny because I had an African priest who was a Shepard go over how awful sheep are in a homily once. How carrying one on your shoulder will get you pissed on and kicked because sheep are dumb assholes. They also have shit on their flanks. The entire thing is just saying how valuable to God we are and the lengths he’ll go to try to get us back to the flock. These aren’t hard readings.

The Prodigal Son is one that I have heard hundreds of times. I’ve had actual Rabbi’s go over it because they like it. The story works because it says many things and means all of them. Most parables are this way.

I hate this faggot for not understand David or Solomon. Both get punished for their womanizing. Solomon loses his gifts due to chasing foreign pussy. Both do humble themselves with Solomon dedicating Pslams and Sirrach to the pointlessness of pleasure seeking.

He also doesn’t understand the Pharisees. Christ had more in common with the early Essenes. The Pharisees were not as a whole bad. They were more Conservative than the Saducees (who depending on the source were the ancient equivalent of “Culturally Jewish”), but more Moderate than the Zealots.
I have no idea what his obsession with the Temple is. The Pharisees did have a duty to minister to the Jews outside of Jerusalem. The issue was they were failing to do that, but that goes into a whole issue about Jewish identity during the 2nd Temple and Roman occupation.
 
He doesn't have to plot very much. Gavin Mcinnes publicly cut Geno off from any more Anthony Cumia money. The financial good times are over for Geno. Keanu is an up-front onlyfans whore and I can't see her not looking around for someone more financially sound to attach herself to now. Her shift to pro-Nick/pro-April was right around the time that things started falling apart over at Cumia's Compound Media.

An eight-ball would probably be enough at this point to seal the deal with Keanu.
I saw Chrissie Mayr announce she got the boot too. He must be throwing out all the Simpcast crowd. I wonder if that's at all connected to Gavin's appearance on FNT last year.

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It was kind of a shitty move on Gavin's part as that got the stream demonetized and they ended up pulling it from the channel.

Look out Geno! Rekieta’s plotting to add Keanu to the harem next.

Remember a few weeks ago, she was telling anyone who’d listen that Rekieta is an evil cult leader and beefing with him in Instagram DMs? Now she’s saying on stream that Rekieta “saved” her from domestic abuse, and they’re liking each other’s Instagram comments.

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I think she was only upset that Rekieta wasn't letting her talk to April. That's it. She doesn't mind the coke, the swinging, the child neglect. All that is fine. It's just that a mean old man wasn't letting her talk to her friend. Toddler tantrum behavior + whatever daddy issues she has that led her to want to marry Geno.

It would have been interesting to get even one religious stream before the balldoing, it likely would have revealed more than he cared to reveal if he had. It's possible his attitudes towards Christianity changed from his degeneracy, but I highly doubt it. The way he interprets things are ideas that take time to take root. There were hints about his apostasy, but since he never went in to detail in what ways he disagreed with "most Christians", a lot of us wrongly assumed that he might be coming at it from a more biblical approach. How wrong we were.
I had him on in the background one night in 2019, and he did a line about "nobody is perfect, not even Jesus." That made me do a double-take. At the time, he was otherwise putting up the trad dad front, so I thought he just misspoke.

One more comment on the prodigal that Nick misses, "and he came to himself." The prodigal repented as much as he could before coming before his father. He realized his errors and because of the repentance he did not see himself as a son of the Father anymore. He humbles himself. Nick is doing none of those things. Every time he quotes scripture he wrests it through word and deed. That behavior is rightfully condemned and rightfully used to judge him and his actions.
It's the same story with David and Bathsheba that Nick misses. When the Prophet Nathan comes to him and tells him the story about the rich man taking a poor man's only lamb and slaughtering it, and hits him with the 'you are that man' line, David's response is not to say "you are absolutely bullshit lying." He repents right then and there. And even when God takes the life of his child, David gets up and goes about God's work again.

Nick's theology seems centered around pretending Romans 6:1 doesn't exist, or is just a suggestion. In it, Paul says that Christians have been forgiven for everything - past, present and future. But does that mean we have a free license to sin whenever we want? Absolutely not.
 
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Nick is going to gargle down Satan's scaly pecker when he dies and goes to HELL! The only place he belongs! That's where he will spend all of eternity wtih Satan, balls deep in his asshole, pumping pure sulfuric acid into his colon, for FOREVER!
 
I saw Chrissie Mayr announce she got the boot too. He must be throwing out all the Simpcast crowd.
And nothing of value was lost.
I wonder if that's at all connected to Gavin's appearance on FNT last year.
Gavin's a fucknut. It's on Gary for inviting him.
She doesn't mind the coke,
She wants a piece of the coke. That hoor is just as much of a cokehead as April.
I had him on in the background one night in 2019, and he did a line about "nobody is perfect, not even Jesus."
Since he likes to compare himself to Jesus, let's crucify him and his thrupple. And Aaron too for good measure, wouldn't want him to feel left out.
 
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