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There's a global outage of MicroSoft Windows machines currently, amusingly. This website is laid out in a very frustrating way, so I've included the main excerpts here:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07...-microsoft-banks-airlines-australia/104119960 (archive)

There are reports of IT outages affecting major institutions in Australia and internationally.
The ABC is experiencing a major network outage, along with several other media outlets.
Crowd-sourced website Downdetector is listing outages for Foxtel, National Australia Bank and Bendigo Bank.

Like a number of other organisations, global issues affecting CrowdStrike and Microsoft are disrupting some of our systems.
The issue is causing some holdups for some of our customers and we thank them for their patience.
There is no impact to our fixed or mobile network which continue to operate.
Calls to our Triple Zero contact centres are not affected, but we understand some state emergency services are also impacted and we are working with them to implement backup processes.

CrowdStrike ran a recorded phone message on Friday saying it was aware of reports of crashes on Microsoft's Windows operating system relating to its Falcon sensor.
"Thanks for contacting CrowdStrike support. CrowdStrike is aware of reports of crashes on Windows … related to the Falcon sensor," a prerecorded message played when a Reuters reporter called the company's technical support.

University of Melbourne lecturer in cyber security Shaanan Cohney says there appear to be two separate things happening at once to cause the mass outages we are seeing.
The first issue, he says, appears to have been caused by a piece of software developed by a company called CrowdStrike.
"It's a computer security vendor that provides a monitoring service to large enterprises so they can see on computers within their control if there's any indications of suspicious activity or things that would require a security alert or to lock down the computer," Dr Cohney says.
"Because this software needs to see everything that is going on, it's very tightly integrated into the computer's software, so when you install it, it asks for a lot of permissions so that it can ask for everything going on on the computer.
"However, because it's in such a privileged position, if something goes wrong with it, if there's a programming mistake it has the capability to bring down the entire computer.
"If someone makes the wrong type of mistake it can bring the whole system down.
"As far as we can tell what it looks like happened with this piece of software is the company issued a significant update and something in the update went wrong.
"Engineers at the company and those outside are scrambling to try to pinpoint the source so they can try to pinpoint the problem so that's why companies are telling their employees to shut down their computer in order to prevent them from updating so those employees can maintain some minimal capabilities and have access to documents that are offline."
Reporting by Andi Yu

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Hey so uh how does this affect just-in-time shipping for grocery stores and the like if at all.

You know that supply chain that never really got back on its feet... brb buying four carts of toilet paper
Could be another shit show. I've heard grumblings about railroads having operational delays and other unspecified "issues." I'm sure trucking companies are affected, and wouldn't be surprised at all if the various major docks are eating shit sandwiches too.
 
Just tried to log into my bank account. Can't even bring up the motherfucking page. Thanks again Jeets.
 
Did customers receive an IOU ticket for their entry?
E-tickets would've been sent out in advance, although that's not always immediately at moment of purchase. So potentially if someone bought a ticket on Thursday eve, the system would've gone down without sending them their ticket. We're not an arena size venue, so tbh as long as they can show their order confirmation they would be let in, but I don't know if the confirmation includes seat numbers.
 
E-tickets would've been sent out in advance, although that's not always immediately at moment of purchase. So potentially if someone bought a ticket on Thursday eve, the system would've gone down without sending them their ticket. We're not an arena size venue, so tbh as long as they can show their order confirmation they would be let in, but I don't know if the confirmation includes seat numbers.
I’m going to delve into my autism here, have you ever heard of sneakernet? What if I told you messenger pigeons are the best way to solve this confirmation issue? I’ve done academic studies before on the efficacy of using bird delivery for digital data. It’s possible.🐦
 
Just tried to log into my bank account. Can't even bring up the motherfucking page. Thanks again Jeets.
I checked my bank and it was up, I guess the scare when Rogers shut everything down may have caused my bank to double check their policies. Turns out I had gotten a tax credit so I out some on my credit card
 
running on circles screaming seems more attractive
It’s actually really fast. I can send USBs a state away in 5 hours. That’s if the raptors don’t eat my poor bird. But that’s why it’s good to send like 5 to 10 of them just to be safe. I rigged an alarm to scare off predators but I don’t have the data to tell you it’s beneficial towards bird longevity.
 
I’m going to delve into my autism here, have you ever heard of sneakernet? What if I told you messenger pigeons are the best way to solve this confirmation issue? I’ve done academic studies before on the efficacy of using bird delivery for digital data. It’s possible.🐦
Never heard of that, maybe I'll suggest it to the head of IT who is currently sweating bullets lol.

Tbh the ticket system being down for 1.5 days is operationally manageable for getting bums into seats and having the show happen, even if we can't make sales. We'd have been really fucked if the other system we use, that reports all the days activities plus operational requirements, went down. That would be an absolute nightmare as there's so much info on what's happening, way beyond just "this is the show that's happening today" lol
 
Effected Airlines are fucked this weekend. They've got planes stuck in all the wrong places.

My big chain grocery store seemed to have long delays on credit card processing, but my transaction eventually got through after a couple of tries.
 
I was having issues getting to my company's HR resources this morning and my legit first thought was "oh no, they found the Kiwi Farms account". Turns out it's just because someone at CrowdStrike REDEEM SAR'd. What an absolute shitshow of a Friday. Probably still going to end up having to go in tonight because they'd rather us tally shit by abacus then "lose productivity".
 
Never heard of that, maybe I'll suggest it to the head of IT who is currently sweating bullets lol.

Tbh the ticket system being down for 1.5 days is operationally manageable for getting bums into seats and having the show happen, even if we can't make sales. We'd have been really fucked if the other system we use, that reports all the days activities plus operational requirements, went down. That would be an absolute nightmare as there's so much info on what's happening, way beyond just "this is the show that's happening today" lol
I’m just shocked the crowdstrike bug is so blatant. I wish people would stop fucking with our bitlocker keys. Especially after it’s come out how vulnerable they are to user data encryption attacks. Bring back One Time Pads.
 
Corpo-cattle aren't going to change, they love outsourcing IT work to SaaS. Elon said he pulled it from their network, but of course they did to restore services. Will they bring it back? Maybe, most absolutely will.

I say this as I consider buying the knife. What the fuck do stock analysts know about IT corpo-culture, anyways?

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Could be another shit show. I've heard grumblings about railroads having operational delays and other unspecified "issues." I'm sure trucking companies are affected, and wouldn't be surprised at all if the various major docks are eating shit sandwiches too.
I'm just saying we might be laughing at it now but if you're in this thread consider getting some cash and some necessities if you need them. Before the normies have the same realization.

I'm set, personally, but it'd be a shame to have kiwis unable to shitpost due to a lack of basic necessities.
 
About to go into work. I bet everything is going to be down and instead of working I am going to have to be explaining to clients that "no, we can't do anything right now, have you read the news?"
 
Crowdstrike is the company that laundered Hilary's emails. They were hired by Perkins Coie (DNC law firm) so they could claim all their investigations were priviledged work product. Also had contracts at that time with the FBI - Foia requests for them are completely redacted.

Looks to me like they weaseled their way into the halls of power. George Kurz (Kurz is yiddish for "short man") was down to create whatever technical "intelligence" the Cathedral wanted, ethics be damned.

Apparently they were well rewarded for their loyalty and dirtiness and they got all sorts of contracts and a big 2019 IPO, ultimately making Kurz a billionaire.

Problem is that when you dont become a top security firm with lucrative gov and big business contracts due to competence but due to corruption, your product is probably going to have some flaws. And apparantly it does.

Anyway, I enjoy seeing DNC crony companies in the limelight for being fuckwits. I hope more shit breaks.
 
Corpo-cattle aren't going to change, they love outsourcing IT work to SaaS. Elon said he pulled it from their network, but of course they did to restore services. Will they bring it back? Maybe, most absolutely will.

I say this as I consider buying the knife. What the fuck do stock analysts know about IT corpo-culture, anyways?

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How long until we switch from ITaaS to proprietary systems again? Kaspersky was given Total Government Regulatory Death and now with the multiple failures of Crowdstrike to prevent APTs from being successful let alone stopping bugs through proper staging I wouldn’t be shocked if they got the boot as well.

Crowdstrike is the company that laundered Hilary's emails. They were hired by Perkins Coie (DNC law firm) so they could claim all their investigations were priviledged work product. Also had contracts at that time with the FBI - Foia requests for them are completely redacted.

Looks to me like they weaseled their way into the halls of power. George Kurz (Kurz is yiddish for "short man") was down to create whatever technical "intelligence" the Cathedral wanted, ethics be damned.

Apparently they were well rewarded for their loyalty and dirtiness and they got all sorts of contracts and a big 2019 IPO, ultimately making Kurz a billionaire.

Problem is that when you dont become a top security firm with lucrative gov and big business contracts due to competence but due to corruption, your product is probably going to have some flaws. And apparantly it does.

Anyway, I enjoy seeing DNC crony companies in the limelight for being fuckwits. I hope more shit breaks.
I’m going to ask for proofs.
 
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