💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

Growing up I had a teacher who was severely overweight, but he had a condition where he couldn't ever feel full. I wonder if it was similar.

He was a kick ass teacher, too.

It's a shame but there's people who have a condition where they're always hungry. And I don't mean just, "yeah I could eat something" I mean that gnawing hunger that you feel when it's 2am, you haven't eaten anything since lunchtime because you've been so busy and will literally eat just about anything to make it go away.

Sorry if this was already known since I haven't completely read the entire thread but, Jack wore a fucking cowboy hat to his wedding? Classy as always.
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Sorry but if you find Hammy to be beautiful then there's something wrong with your eyes.

Then, the lamb is dry. There's NO EXCUSE FOR THAT, because LAMB IS ONE OF THE FATTIEST MEATS

And that's why every recipe for lamb I see it's supposed to be cooked medium-rare because it's such a lean meat.

How the fuck does somebody get so many things wrong?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

>Jack whines about no cheese
>Jack complains about the noise, and is happy that it lowered
>Jack asks Tammy if she got a schwarma after she already told him it was a gyro
>Jack gushes about how this place is now "back in business"

Will say I think this is the only video where it is believable Jack is on the Carnivore diet.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

3:10 Jack didn't edit out the end of the hissy fit he was having.



Also doesn't know the difference between a gyro and a shawarma.

 

[Wizard 1]

>Jack whines about no cheese
>Jack complains about the noise, and is happy that it lowered
>Jack asks Tammy if she got a schwarma after she already told him it was a gyro
>Jack gushes about how this place is now "back in business"

Will say I think this is the only video where it is believable Jack is on the Carnivore diet.

Which is funny, considering that Greek/Mediterranean food by and large is not carnivore friendly. There's a Tazikis in the next city over from me and most of their menu is meat with lots of carbs.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Sorry but if you find Hammy to be beautiful then there's something wrong with your eyes.

You don't expect BTK's downie brother to get a model, do you?

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Sorry if this was already known since I haven't completely read the entire thread but, Jack wore a fucking cowboy hat to his wedding? Classy as always.
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Lavender wedding vibes for both lmao

 

[Polska krowa]

Years ago he did P90X it's a 90 day fitness / diet program and you're supposed to take a picture of yourself before and after and most people if they follow it wind up losing weight and gaining muscle. He looked exactly the same but claimed that all this we saw was muscle.

Here are the before and after pics for anyone who wants a laugh

 

[Crex Crex]

Here are the before and after pics for anyone who wants a laugh
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Before: fat as fuck
After: still fat as fuck, but with a new shirt.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Before: fat as fuck
After: still fat as fuck, but with a new shirt.

I literally see no difference. Also having four strokes or whatever has not changed him one bit. He’s gotten VERY lucky in that he isn’t brain dead, vegetative or otherwise seriously impaired.

 

[densedance]

I literally see no difference. Also having four strokes or whatever has not changed him one bit. He’s gotten VERY lucky in that he isn’t brain dead, vegetative or otherwise seriously impaired.

Which is really ironic. There are bunch of people that died to a "small" Stroke or got turned into a vegetable eventough they don't deserve it. Or are people that are living actively & try their best to remain vital. But Jack? Fucking hell ..

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Here are the before and after pics for anyone who wants a laugh
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It’s like an ad for a diet center…

 

[indomitable snowman]

Growing up I had a teacher who was severely overweight, but he had a condition where he couldn't ever feel full. I wonder if it was similar.

He was a kick ass teacher, too.

Prader-Willi?
It usually comes with developmental issues and lower cognitive impairment.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/prader-willi-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20355997

 

[lindsayfan]

he's such a self-important prick. he gloats with CHRISTIAN CHARITY over his own generosity in giving this strip-mall franchise a second chance

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Prader-Willi?
It usually comes with developmental issues and lower cognitive impairment.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/prader-willi-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20355997

No idea. He was pretty smart though so I don't think it was that

 

[Lizard Pope]

No idea. He was pretty smart though so I don't think it was that

Well, Jack checks many of those boxes...

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Super Hans v2]

If only Trump would only start up the MAGA death squads, Jack's faggot welfare queen ass would be shot right in his lazy boy. Because he's too FAT to walk up to a wall.

 

[Shartavius]

Prader-Willi?
It usually comes with developmental issues and lower cognitive impairment.

Maybe they were a guidance counselor.

Also doesn't know the difference between a gyro and a shawarma.

Being as he's a man with opinions and no thoughts, Jack would insist they're spelled the same, then stammer and trail off as he struggled to remember any details about either.

 

[desudesu]

It appears the Scalfani Property and studio don't get much attention in discussions, but Fatty has recently moved into the new property next door from 103 Thomas Court, Greenbrier. In another forum for enthusiastic Foodjacks, members discovered from photos Fatty shared on Facebook that he had Mommywife install TWO kitchens in the same room. This setup includes two fridges, two microwaves, two stoves, and more. How Hammy got convinced by Fatty to install two fucking kitchens for his failed Youtube "career" just boggles me.


For reference, the current blueprint of the new Scalfani property and studio:

The "two kitchens in the same room". Photo was stitched together from one of Fatty's FB rants and the other is from the property FB page. Note that Fatty didn't even bother measuring the nook for the fridge before having the kitchen built :

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Prader-Willi?
It usually comes with developmental issues and lower cognitive impairment.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/prader-willi-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20355997

There are 3 types of genetic obesity.

Polygenic, syndromic, and monogemic

Monogenic is rare and syndromic obesity usually results in severe disabilities so it’s probably not syndromic.

Monogenic obesity has an early onset. Polygenic obesity is much more common. So the teacher likely has polygenic obesity but can’t rule out monogenic causes.