💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

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Lord of Kiwis said:
So Rekieta has made his Locals free for 2 months. Looks like he is getting desperate to regain some of that old income - if I remember right the only reason his locals popped off was because he gave a free year?
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He lied about the locals gift but more than that, what's the point? his locals is a joke, like Spoony's patreon, people will keep supporting him but they'll barely get any new streams, and even those streams are the most low effort that Nick has ever done. Standing in a kitchen and eating, seething and coping while making excuses for his life, talking about butter dishes and bullshit that no one cares about. It's fun for us (because it makes him easier to mock) but it can't be fun for the people who still like him.
 
Mandatory User Name said:
Spoony's patreon
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I've thought about this too. For those not in the know, Noah Antwiler aka The Spoony One spent years producing literally nothing but screaming on Twitter about Trump and his hatred for Christmas trees. He still made several hundred a month on his patreon from a handful of spergs convinced he was going to review Final Fantasy XV any day now.

Nick's probably going to end up in the same situation, locals members convinced the evil liberals running Minnesota were out to get their based lawyer man.
 
I'm surprised nobody mentioned it but it appears the next review date noted on the documents is in late November!

While I can't speak to MN, children in custody in my state wouldn't be able to return to their parents until AFTER the review date noted.

I've never heard of a review being completed ahead of schedule UNLESS there is an issue with the placement. Even then, that review would be specific to the placement issues, and they wouldn't place the kids back with their parents until the parental review is conducted...

So looks like Nick won't have to parent his kids 24/7 until Thanksgiving or later...
 
Clayton cadidlehopper said:
I'm surprised nobody mentioned it but it appears the next review date noted on the documents is in late November!

While I can't speak to MN, children in custody in my state wouldn't be able to return to their parents until AFTER the review date noted.

I've never heard of a review being completed ahead of schedule UNLESS there is an issue with the placement. Even then, that review would be specific to the placement issues, and they wouldn't place the kids back with their parents until the parental review is conducted...

So looks like Nick won't have to parent his kids 24/7 until Thanksgiving or later...
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They probably could have moved it along faster if Nick would admit to doing drugs and cooperate with the process, but since he refuses to "incriminate himself" the CPS knows nothing can be done until after he's convicted of possession.
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
Imagine how much money he'd be raking in from super chats talking about the Trump assassination attempt.
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Probably not that much, TBH. Though maybe a few hundred bucks from the super faithful. More than the pittance he's been getting for months.

I think some people don't realize we're way beyond the point where he can simply go back to what he did before. His reputation is shattered, his brain is fried.

Why would you watch his retarded coked-up ass these days for anything news related instead of... well, pretty much anybody else? Sean seemed to do a reasonably good job. I am sure others did so as well.

It would be like unironically watching Ethan Ralph for news commentary in 2024.

And like Ralph, Nick is not going to regain his former glory. That ship has sailed. He blew it.

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Lawcow dream team tonight

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I am surprised it took him this long to have Barnes on considering Barnes is his biggest propagandist in the criminal case.

Let the propaganda commence!

DuranceVile said:
My kingdom for Sean to streamsnipe this.
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This. I think he'd genuinely wreck Barnes's shit, and make it funny.

Andrew has kinda done it, but criminal law isn't his thing, where it is for Sean.
 
Clayton cadidlehopper said:
I'm surprised nobody mentioned it but it appears the next review date noted on the documents is in late November!
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Timeline makes sense for MN rules on CHIPs. Progress hearing has to be done with 6 months. Attached is their timeline for CHIPs cases.
 

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What did he mean by this?

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Interesting new matter of public record attached. Attempting to decipher the bizarre tweets yesterday could benefit from some context: if that 4:23 timestamp in your screenshot is Nick's timezone (or anything close), then it would have been shortly after leaving his CHIPS pretrial hearing with Judge Hanson (no longer Helgeson) at 3:00 PM CST yesterday. The seemingly spiraling tone of the tweets makes one wonder if perhaps that hearing didn't go very well for him, so let's take a look at exactly what Nick tried to accomplish there, shall we?

Apparently, at 3:43 PM on Friday just one business day before the hearing with little chance for the state to respond, and with no affidavits building a record or even so much as a proposed order, Nick's crack legal team slipped in a motion revealing that after the Rekietas took those oft-mentioned May hair follicle tests and then oddly revoked MMI's consent to disclose those tests' results to any state agency, the Guardian ad Litem (GAL) somehow managed to get her hands on those results anyway and also gave them to other parties. Because the Rekietas apparently took those May hair follicle tests at the suggestion of their then-counsel, the motion cites to "attorney work product doctrine" to beg the judge to deem those test results inadmissible as evidence and also order all parties to never ever ever speak of them again. Oh, and the motion also asked that the GAL be fired for her dastardly deeds obtaining that highly relevant information in the first place. Anybody want to hazard a guess as to why Nick would try so very hard to suppress those test results if they came back negative?

As you'll see from the motion, Nick also appears to think he's done more than enough work on his case plans for the judge to simply order that the kids can move back in ASAP, or at least order that the grandparents and children can all move into Nick's home, which would seem pretty crowded unless that plan would include Nick and Kayla simultaneously moving over to April's house or elsewhere. Nick's also apparently seething enough for the motion to yet again ask the judge to unilaterally order the presumptively public case file to be made confidential across the board because he's such a grandiose "public figure" deserving special treatment, even though a judge already refused the same request weeks ago (in a denial previously on here at Post #111,393) and had deferred that issue to a motion and hearing that's already been scheduled to August 9th.

The result? Sadly there's still no written order as yet and it's possible that there was only a ruling from the bench or various things taken under advisement, but as you'll see in the attached, it at least doesn't seem like Judge Hanson agreed to firing the GAL so far, as she followed up with filing her trial exhibit list later in the afternoon than the hearing. It also doesn't seem like Judge Hanson agreed to exclude the May hair test results either, as the GAL's filing later that afternoon planned to introduce the results at trial. Nor does it seem like Judge Hanson was very receptive to the idea of returning the kids to the parental home immediately, and instead the trial was simply postponed from late July to late August for some reason. Nor does it seem like Judge Hanson agreed to unilaterally seal the file this time around either, because we're still sitting here looking at it. Better luck next time, Nick!

Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
Going to guess Nick was at least periodically helping himself to their meds.
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I'll leave it to the few lab geeks ITT to elaborate, but the most common test panels that would detect adderall, dexedrine, vyvanse, etc. don't ordinarily detect ritalin, so we can only speculate. Of course, Nick could just as easily put an end to any baseless speculation in that regard by simply going on stream to own the haters by walking us through his surely negative hair test results once and for all, rather than publicly begging a judge to bury them. How does someone supposedly so ensconced in internet culture as Nick somehow behave in a manner so oblivious to the Streisand Effect?
 

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I used to be excited to see Nick was streaming because it meant he'd say crazy shit and give us funny clips. Now it's exciting to see whether or not there's going to be another based documents drop on his punk ass.
 
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As you'll see from the motion, Nick also appears to think he's done more than enough work on his case plans for the judge to simply order that the kids can move back in ASAP, or at least order that the grandparents and children can all move into Nick's home, which would seem pretty crowded unless that plan would include Nick and Kayla simultaneously moving over to April's house or elsewhere.
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Your honour, I moved all my liquor and snow out of the house (to the one my concubine occupies) and I've been sober for, anyway. Gimme them keedz back.

Before anyone asks, a hair follicle test can detect methylphenidate and won't confuse it with cocaine &/or metabolites associated with it.
 
Clayton cadidlehopper said:
So looks like Nick won't have to parent his kids 24/7 until Thanksgiving or later...
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This is good considering he obviously hates his KEEEEEEEDS and the worst part of his life is that he sometimes had to drive them around. MUH KEEEEDS I had to drive them around after midnight to get MUH COCAINE!.

It was a very bad time for poor Nick to have to drive HEEZ KEEDZ around at 3 in the morning to their cello recitals or whatever in St. Paul.
 
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