💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Oliver Onions]

Been learning more about Nick's ideal female: "slender white-girl body type".

This certainly explains that really weird clip from a while back where Nick gets really flushed and glassy-eyed while talking about how 'fucking tiny' Kayla is.

More importantly, why hasn't he shown them to us?

It's almost as if he doesn't want our favor or something, smh.

Probably doesn't want to catch the manslaughter charge when Fapcop's heart explodes from over-stimulation.

The only porn star names I know are because they became memes somehow, i.e. Johnny Sins.

I know Mia Khalifa because she had probably the world's largest case of Slut's Remorse and tried to have all her scenes removed from the internet, then I think she went back to doing porn when she realised she had literally nothing else to offer society.

 

[Law]

Guys in his 40's creeping on teenage girls.

Many such cases. Sad.

It's funny because Nick used to be really adamant that taking nudes is really dumb.

It is. It's depressing how normalized it's become. If a man asks for nudes, ghost him.

The only porn star names I know are because they became memes somehow, i.e. Johnny Sins.

I know the ones who die horribly of diseases they get on set, like Olivia Nova.

 

[SargonF00t]

That's what lots of drugs, a personality disorder (BPD?), and constant affirmation will do to you. The life of a >5 internet whore is really good until the men stop thirsting after you.

Flash asking the lardyer to leave was a total bitch move. I think he was just being conflict-avoidant, but that was pretty painful. Anna is still sneeding about a fantasy she had 2 months ago. Get over it.

I can see why Anna's much more fuckable younger sister, punched her out.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I really don't understand how you can reach the point where you know a porn stars name, let alone have a list of "Favourites", it's really fucking weird to me. Prostitutes I can understand, but Porn is a self service industry, do you have a favourite self serve checkout or fuel pump? The only porn stars names I know are from other people talking about them and even then it's only a handful.

Only porn star whose name I remember is Big John Holmes and thats just because the guy is a fucking meme.
Oh and Robert Kerman (of course) from Debbie Does Dallas, but again thats more because I remember him from Cannibal Holocaust.
He just also did porn.

 

[Twinkletard]

I really don't understand how you can reach the point where you know a porn stars name, let alone have a list of "Favourites"

A married person who watches porn is cheating on their spouse. I really don't see how anyone could argue against this. Rekieta is just a terrible husband and person.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Heh. I worked in porn (crew, not talent) and my first shoot cured me of wanting to ever watch it again. Nick needs to just do all the cocaine he can so his heart can explode.

 

[Maraschino]

I really don't understand how you can reach the point where you know a porn stars name, let alone have a list of "Favourites", it's really fucking weird to me. Prostitutes I can understand, but Porn is a self service industry, do you have a favourite self serve checkout or fuel pump? The only porn stars names I know are from other people talking about them and even then it's only a handful.

If you treat porn as something that displays life you should want and aspire to replicate, maybe it makes sense to have an encyclopedic knowledge of breasts and asses you find more attractive than your wife. But surely Nick as a Christian who respects his marriage wouldn't do that.

At least he didn't try to set up a male/female/female relationship, you know, one of the most common fucking porn scenarios ever--

Oh.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Heh. I worked in porn (crew, not talent) and my first shoot cured me of wanting to ever watch it again. Nick needs to just do all the cocaine he can so his heart can explode.

Are you going to tell us all about your experience as a fluffer if we bully you enough for wanting to share this with everyone here?

OT: Lol the guns and Trump guy couldn't even be bothered to stream when Trump was on the wrong end of a gun, imagine.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Only porn star whose name I remember is Big John Holmes and thats just because the guy is a fucking meme.
Oh and Robert Kerman (of course) from Debbie Does Dallas, but again thats more because I remember him from Cannibal Holocaust.
He just also did porn.
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No Ron Jeremy?

Spoiler: Sfw but not really

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

It is. It's depressing how normalized it's become. If a man asks for nudes, ghost him.

You say this like it's the guys asking. They're all who'ores.

 

[Procrastinhater]

No Ron Jeremy?

Spoiler: Sfw but not really

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Shit yeah actually now my memory is refreshed I remember Ron.
There was that chick that married that oil guy that was old as shit too, the one who got nothing when he died.

I can't remember her name. Anna something.

 

[ChromaQuack]

This is what happens when there's no Nick content, the sonichu curse spreads and turns everyone in the thread into coomers.

This thread needs the Irate Gamer to exorcize it ASAP, lest some of you start thinking wearing a balldo is a fun idea as a gag.

 

[Tackleberry]

Shit yeah actually now my memory is refreshed I remember Ron.
There was that chick that married that oil guy that was old as shit too, the one who got nothing when he died.

I can't remember her name. Anna something.

Anna Nicole Smith, and don't you dare besmirch their relationship! She totally loved him for him and not his vast fortune!

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Shit yeah actually now my memory is refreshed I remember Ron.
There was that chick that married that oil guy that was old as shit too, the one who got nothing when he died.

I can't remember her name. Anna something.

And don't forget Traci Lords!

And oh do you mean Anna Nicole Smith? I don't think I ever knew she did porn! I just thought she became a thing after the Guess ads and was just "around."

 

[Long-time Lurker]

At least he didn't try to set up a male/female/female relationship, you know, one of the most common fucking porn scenarios ever--

Nick is acting defiant, but what if he's doing that because he WANTS a felony? He hung out with Drexel, he "knows" that women love felons. This is all part of Nick's master plan to build a harem!

He was right, if only we had known the FULL STORY!

Glory to the future 3D Harem King!

 

[Sharpeteer]

I appreciate the fat jokes. We need to shame fatties as part of a program to get them to lose weight. I think Sean would be more watchable and have a larger audience if his streams didn't need to be widescreen.

If Sean wasn't obese it just wouldn't be the same.

 

[Empress Nympho]

He was right, if only we had known the FULL STORY!

How very Russell Greer. If only he could EXPLAIN!!!!!

 

[Fapcop]

l

Probably doesn't want to catch the manslaughter charge when Fapcop's heart explodes from over-stimulation.

My guy, I’ve been fapping to that super tame April “reveal” bikini video for weeks.

April in Yoga pants would be enough to send me to the ER at this point.

I know Mia Khalifa because she had probably the world's largest case of Slut's Remorse and tried to have all her scenes removed from the internet, then I think she went back to doing porn when she realised she had literally nothing else to offer society.

She’s probably one of the only one of those whores I feel legit bad for.

She did porn for A FEW MONTHS and blew up so hard (heh) because she was so smoking hot that people recognized her on the street. Shit, she went number one on Pornhub in no time, and basically had the entire country of Lebanon disown her.

She quit, realized that she can’t squeeze the semen back in the penis and fell into a deep depression/pornsluts remorse.

And no, she never went back to doing porn. I think she did some risqué pictures at one point, but that’s about it.

She made absolute peanuts (like $50K) and this day today the porn kikes are still earning millions of dollars on her every year.

(She’s still one of the mostly viewed topics on Pornhub since she was so smoking hot. At any given time there’s probably some guy, some where fapping to her. That’s gotta mess with your head.)

All because she signed a contract when she was a dumb 20 year old broad, that gave some kike the rights to sell video of her getting railed IN PERPETUITY.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Fluffers went out with the ‘80s. I worked a camera. Decent pay, good hours plus met people who came in handy when I finished college. It really was a different industry than it is now.

 

[Sharpeteer]

My guy, I’ve been fapping to that super tame April “reveal” bikini video for weeks.

April in Yoga pants would be enough to send me to the ER at this point.

She’s probably one of the only one of those whores I feel legit bad for.

She did porn for A FEW MONTHS and blew up so hard (heh) because she was so smoking hot that people recognized her on the street. Shit, she went number one on Pornhub in no time, and basically had the entire country of Lebanon disown her.

She quit, realized that she can’t squeeze the semen back in the penis and fell into a deep depression/pornsluts remorse.

And no, she never went back to doing porn. I think she did some risqué pictures at one point, but that’s about it.

She made absolute peanuts (like $50K) and this day today the porn kikes are still earning millions of dollars on her every year.

(She’s still one of the mostly viewed topics on Pornhub since she was so smoking hot. At any given time there’s probably some guy, some where fapping to her. That’s gotta mess with your head.)

All because she signed a contract when she was a dumb 20 year old broad, that gave some kike the rights to sell video of her getting railed IN PERPETUITY.

You're one of my favorite characters.