💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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I doubt that it's the right people, though. Someone probably said he looked a bit unhealthy and was wondering about his well being
Jack almost admitted he's going to eat before he eats. "We might check out their other footlong stuff"
4 intros. Car, fart music classic, Robot wheeled taco, 90's MTV reality rock.
Jack found a 1990's subway.
Jack has a cheese sauce cup in front of him but covets the hidden tammy cheese cup.
Tammy is the eating creature because of the Meato larp. The "channel" is now literally a feeder channel.
Jack treats tammy like a dog. "now dip it".
I love the sickly employee coughing throughout the video, it really sets the vibe.
THEY DIBDENT WARM UP THE CHEESE CUP
Jack lectures Tammy for eating a churro, she stands up to him. Normally that would be great, but she's having to eat an entire table of austerity fast food at the whim of her crippled husband.
Fast food really has dropped into sadness bowl/failure piles.
Jack gives this shit an A.
As to the legally cake stuff, that's a retarded fucking anecdote. Ireland wanted more tax money, so they classify sugar in bread by weight.
I agree that almost all American bread is too sweet, but the "legally cake" shit is the anecdote a dumb shit drops at a dinner party. It's like how taco bell meat is 80% meat. That doesn't mean it's 10% iguana and 10% umbrella parts, it's spices and filler. I always thought taco bell meat tasted a bit like oatmeal back in the 90's, and that's probably what they used as a "binding" agent.
4 intros. Car, fart music classic, Robot wheeled taco, 90's MTV reality rock.
Jack found a 1990's subway.
Jack has a cheese sauce cup in front of him but covets the hidden tammy cheese cup.
Tammy is the eating creature because of the Meato larp. The "channel" is now literally a feeder channel.
Jack treats tammy like a dog. "now dip it".
I love the sickly employee coughing throughout the video, it really sets the vibe.
THEY DIBDENT WARM UP THE CHEESE CUP
Jack lectures Tammy for eating a churro, she stands up to him. Normally that would be great, but she's having to eat an entire table of austerity fast food at the whim of her crippled husband.
Fast food really has dropped into sadness bowl/failure piles.
Jack gives this shit an A.
As to the legally cake stuff, that's a retarded fucking anecdote. Ireland wanted more tax money, so they classify sugar in bread by weight.
I agree that almost all American bread is too sweet, but the "legally cake" shit is the anecdote a dumb shit drops at a dinner party. It's like how taco bell meat is 80% meat. That doesn't mean it's 10% iguana and 10% umbrella parts, it's spices and filler. I always thought taco bell meat tasted a bit like oatmeal back in the 90's, and that's probably what they used as a "binding" agent.
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It didn't help that the quality of the ingredients went down but the prices stayed the same.
Exactly. It's like the old meme that was going around a while back saying things like, "Kraft Singles are one molecule away from being plastic". Which is meaningless. Table salt is one molecule away from being chlorine gas but guess what? It's not the same thing. Besides "plastic" when applied to something like Kraft Singles refers to it's physical structure and how it melts. It has nothing to do with it being made of petroleum polymers.
But to people who don't know chemistry or basic science it's a big scary word.
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Its kind of insane to me too because its one of the most reviled fast food franchises with the worst public image, but I saw Good Mythical Morning did an episode ranking the most expensive fast food items and it turns out this Subway 'The Beast' sandwich they review is EIGHTEEN dollars. Its wild, they say the sandwich is advertised as basically the meat mountain, 'double' the toppings and 1/2 lb of meat on a footlong, and they on the show kind of tear into it.
I remembered it as being 'double everything' but seeing its actual '1/2 lb of meat', its an even worse deal--Im lucky to live near a city and they have local burger places, even local chains where I can go and get a 1/2lb double burger and fries for like 9 dollars or so, maybe a combo for 10ish. And it may not be 'big', and I think fast food still clinging to the 'brain small, big thing good' is stupid, but Im getting the same amount of stuff technically for half the price and the quality is better. They have to be trying to tank the company.
Its why I hate fast food, and I know the parent company owns a few other franchises, but I also think they rely on people like Jack, who live in these rural-exurban, kinda shitty places. My dad sold his moms estate when she died and moved to 'ranchland' like Jack so hes living in a place similar to Jacks where you drive like 5-10 miles and the 'neighborhood store' is a gas station with a franchise restaurant in a stripmall with a Dollar General, a branch of a vet, a emergency doctor, a volunteer fire department and some restaurants. With my dad the stripmall has both a Subway and a Schlotzskys (owned by the same parent company), I think a Sonic, and a McDonalds across the street--so its kind of the bottom of the barrel where they get by with the worst quality and kinda service because youd have to drive another however many miles to get to town/the city and then through the city to get wherever.
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I'm in the BEST HEALTH OF MY LIFE, MOM.
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I'm really glad that Jack is a slowfag who didn't take down the CONSPIRACY CONSPIRACY CONSPIRACY stream after allegedly getting visited by the feds because that means I was able to recover from my death flu and archive it, albeit late. Preservetube and a local archive at 360p.
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Special Agent Rob, pull out now, your cover is blown!
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Question not related to the video at all - does anybody know these YouTube sponsorships work? Specifically, are they cumulative or per video? Because I swear one of his videos a little bit ago had somebody donate a five or something but this one is at $0. Did somebody do a chargeback once they realized it's a scam posing as a charity?
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“Imagine if he didn’t prepared for a week and had all the questions”
Jack, trump reads off a teleprompter and babbles on like Biden does when he doesn’t have notes. This man loves for older man is gay
“No vaccine, no testing”
Jack, you have heart failure. If you get Covid, you have a higher chance of dying. It’s not so bad. You’ll meet god…before he sends you to hell for being a leech.
Anybody who believes in conspiracy theories like him are fucked in the head. He really needs to go to a psychiatrist, but his people find doctors to be quacks…so suffer jack. Suffer
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I watched the stream and his narcissism is really something. He keeps wanting people to kiss his ass for being right about retarded conspiracies
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I love that he's so brain-damaged he doesn't even realize he can only keep one eye open. Dude, your brain is dead. You are barely alive.
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He claimed that EVERY single conspiracy theory he has peddled turned out to be right. If that was the case Michelle Obama would have already declared herself the supreme empress of the United States like Jack has been predicting for months now. In fact, I'm pretty sure he had those retarded bitmoji templates alarming everyone that "something big was about to happen" every 2 weeks for the past 6 months .
Ever since fatboy had stroke number # 4 his schizo tendencies have become very evident. You can tell all he does is sit around all day drooling and reading his favorite confirmation bias websites in between his 6 daily meals.
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The funniest part is how he talks about how he's not a fan of Trump and says that all politicians are liars, but then says he would believe literally everything Trump said.
Like I'm not even saying this due to my differing political views, its just absurd for a guy who tells people to think for themselves and all this stuff about politicians, he sure will lap up anything a politician says.
Like I'm not even saying this due to my differing political views, its just absurd for a guy who tells people to think for themselves and all this stuff about politicians, he sure will lap up anything a politician says.
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If all the conspiracy theories were true, that would be Emperor Big Mike.
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That's pretty common among conservatives. They "hate every politician" but then make an exception for Republicans
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jack is the classic example of the modern mid 40 year old male. "GOBERMENT BAD!!!! unless it's trump." I never got these people. you don't trust the government, but trump was apart of the government. christ, mush brain is a serious condition.
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I love how I take a week off of seriously looking at Jack due to doing boring "haha I got the best toys" flexes, and then he not just goes hard off into scumbaggery with that stream, reveals he believes in moon landing hoax conspiracies, and got looked at by bored Secret Service Members. Fucking wild.
Jack's commitment to moon conspiritardery is just more proof that he tries to change his opinions based on what people he puts value in tell him to think. If you really think about it, Jack's low key end-stage Sneako. Up to and including changing his opinion based on chat and/or what his personality and ego demand he believe in.
Well that and the fact he's constantly watching Tiktok, which is chock full of these idiots and he likely ran into some new mouthpieces to mimic. He almost certainly ran into it while tantruming over being given random math tiktoks in between his baby show clips.
Also that chicken parm is so disgusting I'm definitely going to autopsy it at one point.
Jack's commitment to moon conspiritardery is just more proof that he tries to change his opinions based on what people he puts value in tell him to think. If you really think about it, Jack's low key end-stage Sneako. Up to and including changing his opinion based on chat and/or what his personality and ego demand he believe in.
Well that and the fact he's constantly watching Tiktok, which is chock full of these idiots and he likely ran into some new mouthpieces to mimic. He almost certainly ran into it while tantruming over being given random math tiktoks in between his baby show clips.
Also that chicken parm is so disgusting I'm definitely going to autopsy it at one point.
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The man is literally retarded if he thinks Trump isn't in it for himself.
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Hell 90% of Trump voters know this lol.
But as said before really it's not politics to jack it's him sucking up to the people he wants to impress and LARPs as.
It's pretty bigoted to think everything in "da south" is a red neck trump fan or right wing. But Jack wants to pretend to be a bible thumping retard and found a good murder church until it let a few blacks in now he's got a new scam where he gets a laser light show and Tammy buys him a star bux.
I'm still ashamed as an American about the subway dippers. Legitimately sorry about all the drone strikes that hit kids and subway other than that fuck you were the best and eat my free balls.