News Hamster Megathread

[The Repeated Meme]

Good evening fellow kiwis. This thread serves as a personal army request for all of the various news hamster edits that have been made in the past, all contributions will be collated to the OP as submissions come in. These are all taken from the mati thread. If you would like credit for your ham please let me know and I will link the source in the OP.

Some news hamster edits will not be added because there's so many there's no way I could possibly add them all.

These hams are needed urgently and will be added as soon as someone finds them for me: Chinese Ham, Police Ham, Original, and any other official news hamsters that have made it onto the show.

Update 9/2/25: Added and removed some hams. Still need original improved blink. Cleaned up formatting.

Reverse Ham:

China Ham:


4th of Julay/Patriotic Hamster:

Gamba Ham:

Sneed Ham:

Poland Hamster:


Jim Ham:

Chud Hamster:

Chad Hamster:

TTD hamster:

Technical difficulties hamster

Patriotic Hamster 2:

Liberty Hamster:

Birthday Ham:

Jihad ham:

Spoiler: variations

Hanukkah ham:

Sick ham:

Balldo ham:

Spoiler: Variations

TERF ham:

Valentine's Day Ham:

Spooky Ham

Spooky Ham 2

Popo Ham

Confederate Ham

Youtube Ham and variations:

Spoiler: Variations

Depressed Ham:

Spoiler: Variations

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

TerfHamHam is objectively the best NewsHam.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

TerfHamHam is objectively the best NewsHam.

You're right, I'm missing the terf ham as well, if you would like to post the source, please post it and I will add it.

I'm currently going through all the mati highlights to find the most notable hams. More hams coming soon. total hamster victory.

 

[Spungus]

Here's a few that I made that I never posted:

"Sick of this shit"

"Yarrr"

No clue how this one could ever be used but i like it

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Here's a few that I made that I never posted:

"Sick of this shit"
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"Yarrr"

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No clue how this one could ever be used but i like it
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added

 

[NaggotFigger]

Here is mine. Slobbermutt Hamster. It is a redraw, but whatever.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Here is mine. Slobbermutt Hamster. It is a redraw, but whatever.
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A fine addition to the collection. Added.

 

[Mutley]

Here is my first attempt in lieu of Nulls new found "Prepper Arc"

 

[Vect]

I'm behind on MATI by several months but how many of these make it onto the show?

Also TTD hamster looks like Boogie and I felt a violent reflex.

Also I'm amazed nobody did a cheese hamster.

But neat work.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

I'm behind on MATI by several months but how many of these make it onto the show?

Also TTD hamster looks like Boogie and I felt a violent reflex.

Also I'm amazed nobody did a cheese hamster.

But neat work.

Only a few, relatively speaking. Balldo, jihad, China, terf, sick ham, Halloween hams, the original of course, tad ham, Jim ham and probably a few others. Hams that have made it onto the show are marked official.

I believe there is a cheese related ham but it's yet to be posted or found.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Technical difficulties hamster

Adore the source missing texture and error.

Concept for anime ham,

1 billion hours in photo shop

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Afro American Hamsta

 

[mindlessobserver]

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Afro American Hamsta

AI Generated

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

AI Generated

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You are correct

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I wish Null got rid of the news hamster because him repeatedly stopping to put the cartoon on screen just detracts from the flow of the stream.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

I wish Null got rid of the news hamster because him repeatedly stopping to put the cartoon on screen just detracts from the flow of the stream.

This is high treason.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

some guys made a ham that was a real picture of one that was walled eyed. can someone post it?

 

[Cats]

can there be a sketelon hampster? for halloween.

 

[CorvidFag]

These hams are needed urgently and will be added as soon as someone finds them for me: Chinese Ham, Police Ham, Original, and any other official news hamsters that have made it onto the show.

I didn’t realize China Ham was never added, here’s the original post he was in. Unfortunately, the original file is on a computer that’s out of service right now.

Here are the completed pngs.

Spoiler: pngs

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[The Repeated Meme]

Some hams were added and removed, if you have the original or see any other missing variations, please tag me and I"ll add them to the op.