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💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Personally, I don't think getting arrested particularly qualifies one to become lolcow of the year. It happens to lots of people every day. Wow, this guy had some drugs on him (probably) and got arrested. So hilarious.
Rick threatening someone with prison for felony misnaming:
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Reminds me of when someone texted him with just the word "Rick" and he immediately went off with his whole "your life is already over" speech.
Pat's inbuilt programming at work:
>Twitter engagement detected
>engage child/stalker detector
>scanning... scanning...
>stalker post detected
>engage mistake detectors
>scanning... scanning...
>error: good points made, logic flawless
>running secondary scan
>use of name Rick detected
>engage not_my_name.exe
>enjoy prison stalker
Another stalker defeated. Good work Pat, you did it, and all without addressing any of the salient points.
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It appears that dictatorship and fascism are always exactly 4 years away. The only solution to this problem is to rig the constitution in favour of one party that will rule
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what's hilarious about this is it's literally a description of the fucking ANTI CHRIST in like every christian thing ever; literally the big bad from Lord of the World which is yet another book starting "Lord of the" that I guarantee fats has never read.
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Fatrick Sneed Tomlinson is so far back he won’t even catch a whiff of the LOTY award.
While other cows are putting in REAL WORK. Getting arrested, feeding their kids coke, embezzling in crypto scams, cucking, getting divorced and overall flushing their lives in the shitter, what does the Pat do?
Sorry, but moving chairs around and spilling his porch paint won’t cut it.
As in Tony Hawk games, the more often you do the same trick during the contest, the less points it gives. Childings lost its fresh shine long ago.
Maybe one day, after looking down the bottle too much he digs up some truffles again. He seems too fat, lazy and gay for it tho right now.
While other cows are putting in REAL WORK. Getting arrested, feeding their kids coke, embezzling in crypto scams, cucking, getting divorced and overall flushing their lives in the shitter, what does the Pat do?
Sorry, but moving chairs around and spilling his porch paint won’t cut it.
As in Tony Hawk games, the more often you do the same trick during the contest, the less points it gives. Childings lost its fresh shine long ago.
Maybe one day, after looking down the bottle too much he digs up some truffles again. He seems too fat, lazy and gay for it tho right now.
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The recordings we have of Patrick being arrested have been pretty hilarious so far. The audio of him screaming at the cops in the middle of the night should at least have been lolcow media of the year.Personally, I don't think getting arrested particularly qualifies one to become lolcow of the year. It happens to lots of people every day. Wow, this guy had some drugs on him (probably) and got arrested. So hilarious.
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Patrick has now declared the press is the enemy.
Yes, like all the troons who were freaking out in 2016 about how they would be getting lynched in the streets. I would surely listen to them now, but unfortunately they've all been murdered.
Yes, like all the troons who were freaking out in 2016 about how they would be getting lynched in the streets. I would surely listen to them now, but unfortunately they've all been murdered.
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what is that court document?
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Someone named Katie Johnson suing Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein for $100 million in 2016.
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oh, so it's just one of the dozens of randoms who all tried to kavanaugh him in 2016Someone named Katie Johnson suing Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein for $100 million in 2016.
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Someone named Katie Johnson suing Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein for $100 million in 2016.
Meanwhile, the only times Trump is brought up in the actual epstein documents is "Well, when he got prosecuted the first time and only got a slap on the wrist, he only even got that much because Donald Trump was the only person willing to testify against him". Which the shitlibs immediately turned into "DONALD TRUMP WAS MENTIONED BY NAME IN THE EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS!!!", devoid of the actual context.
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Who immediately abandoned her case, and lied about the simplest things like her address.Someone named Katie Johnson suing Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein for $100 million in 2016.
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fedposting arc incoming. that debate really broke his brain.
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Isn't making an enemy of the press one of those things that fascists are supposed to engage in?
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No, child, he's a *Fat-Cyst*.
Big difference. (lol big)
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I already made that joke, child.
This is why your life is already over stalker. Wait for the joke police.
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The Greer maneuver, classic.
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Sigh... brb. Killing myself (again).
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Is Katie Johnson really Russell Greer?