💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.7%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.1%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.7%

  • Total voters
    688
Who are these people?
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Dan Sletta is Kayla's step father. (In almost every photo I have seen of him his mouth is slack like Biden's.)
I think we are assuming that Ben, Michael, and JaymeLee are adopted. I am assuming AnneElizabeth is Sletta's kid, not Dan Woltjer's.
 
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That is why you don't waive your right to remain silent or sperg out on livestreams about your case ladies and gentlemen.
When prosecution includes "confessions (audio)" in their evidence against you, it's over. So this is the power of a libertarian libertine lawyer....
Press release from the Balldo General Office. Don't shoot the messenger.

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"The previous 2 cps cases against us prior to our arrest were thrown out." Buddy, when you have that many cps cases, you are doing something wrong. What a defense. Also glad to know he IS NOT reading his thread or paying attention to his 'haters'. Nick, going to join the bodycam footage watch party?
 
Press release from the Balldo General Office. Don't shoot the messenger.
Wait his profile picture for the app where he does all his shower calls actually includes his shower in the background?

:story:

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I can't find the original photo immediately but the background of this photo is his shower

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Sorry Nick. But "not sufficient" is not the same thing as "no actual basis to them".

And "only" isn't a word you should probably use to refer to two CPS investigations concerning your family prior to your arrest. It really looks kinda bad.
 
This guy cares so much, he cares about shit no normal people would care about. If he didn't play with the lighter in 2009 who gives a shit, why is it so damn important to "correct" this while his house is literally burning to the ground because he set it on fire at a later date?
 
Press release from the Balldo General Office. Don't shoot the messenger.

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The explanation for the 2009 one makes sense. Congrats, Balldo, I actually believe you on this one. But as for the other two prior to the eventual arrest that he claims were dismissed- well, now that we know what was going on at that house, seems like CPS really messed up. It also destroys any argument that he was being targeted by the government if they were willing to overlook the first two reports.
 
Sorry Nick. But "not sufficient" is not the same thing as "no actual basis to them".

And "only" isn't a word you should probably use to refer to two CPS investigations concerning your family prior to your arrest. It really looks kinda bad.
Assuming the cops went to his house on the two prior occasions, it would be hilarious - and weird (in a funny way!) - if he happened to have no coke in his house at the time.
 
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