Kiwi Farms as a Dating Site - How desperate do you have to be?

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Gangstalker #32194 said:
Well, cross contamination is a pretty obvious answer there. You are eating raw fish and a variety of other foods in various states of preparation while exposed to bacteria and viruses in the bathroom, many of which are related to foodborne illnesses. You could get your poopoo on whatever it is that you're eating and ruin it that way (unless you are Bargain Bin Laden and use feces as a condiment), and then there's the matter of probably feeling pretty weird while experiencing both ends of digestion simultaneously.
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Typically when I shit it remains in the toilet, but I'll try not to judge.
 
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I assume that anyone directly dating from a internet forum would be extremely socially inept.

That said... they would start off on even footing. I doubt it would be successful but given the state of current dating could be worse. Not a lot worse but could be.
 
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Back in high school I saw a chick browsing /a/ and we hit it off. Lovely girl, had plenty of nice conversations with her, but she was Chinese so it was never going to go anywhere romantically.

The other ginger chick that I met that browsed 4chan in uni was cute, I asked her out for lunch and she brought her sketch book. Her drawings were great, lots of detail, but as she was flipping through I noticed that there was one out of place. It looked like a children‘s crayon drawing, I asked her if she had a younger sibling that drew it and she replied "oh yeah that one was done by Emily". After two month of dates I was informed by her mother that she was a diagnosed schizophrenic and Emily was one of her personalities.

Twitter, Instagram and facebook are fine, but I stay away from women that cohabit the retarded corner of the internet with me.
 
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Gangstalker #32194 said:
Well, let's examine this a little more. Let's say you're done pooping and you've got your courtesy flushes in, do you stop to wipe or do you finish eating first?
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Well if I'm fucking around on my phone it's not like I'm wiping my ass and going right back to it before washing up, so I'd finish eating beforehand. Let's introduce a new element, the sushi platter is a naked Japanese woman.
 
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Cloaca Rimjob said:
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I believe in love.
Go ahead and stick your dick in crazy. Far as I can tell the entire user base is some variety of crack-skulled here as it is.
 
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DankSmoker said:
Well if I'm fucking around on my phone it's not like I'm wiping my ass and going right back to it before washing up, so I'd finish eating beforehand. Let's introduce a new element, the sushi platter is a naked Japanese woman.
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I think they'd have to put in a lot of effort to be stoic while people are eating food off of them, so I think they have it in them to buckle down and put up with poopstank.
 
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DankSmoker said:
Are there really that many situations that are improved by the addition of a woman?
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Really depends on the woman.
I am fully aware of that fact that in order to find someone I have to first be ok with myself.

Point is I have been ok with myself for years now and I just seem to be turning into a fucking alien.
A woman would at least alleviate the worst symptoms of that on a very superficial level.
 
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Montalbane said:
Really depends on the woman.
I am fully aware of that fact that in order to find someone I have to first be ok with myself.

Point is I have been ok with myself for years now and I just seem to be turning into a fucking alien.
A woman would at least alleviate the worst symptoms of that on a very superficial level.
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See I don't think being okay with yourself is all that its cracked up to be, you should always strive for more. Getting some girl to affirm your complacency seems self destructive.
 
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DankSmoker said:
See I don't think being okay with yourself is all that its cracked up to be, you should always strive for more. Getting some girl to affirm your complacency seems self destructive.
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The fuck should I strive for?
If not being ok with me being me then what?
Loving myself?
Autoerotism?
 
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Everybody in my local area is a well adjusted member of society, while I spend my freetime following the canadian yoko ono take a dump on a formly edgy youtuber's life.

So yes Id legitimately be open to date a female kiwi if they actually exist.
 
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