💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Fub said:
Can anyone give a rundown of what this guy's proximity to Jack is and why? A streamer I watch that also hate watches Jack said something along the lines of "you're also a fat old man, congratulations he's very owned that you're hanging out with him pretending to be his friend."
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You mean Rob? He seems to be a low-key troll who pokes fun at Fatty for the hell of it and he seemingly also not only makes food you'd like to try but enjoys life, is a fun guy to be around and has a loving wife. In other words he's the anti-Jack.

AnOminous said:
He's gurgling and bordering on a death rattle.
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The beginnings of the video he sounded terrible. Mushing his words and just dropping off what he was saying.

Zizara said:
I can totally accept that Jack's probably fallen into the medication carousel, constantly chasing his tail taking drugs with dubious side effects to suppress the side effects of other drugs he's taking, but would you believe it my sympathy in this instance is nonexistent after all he's done to ensure he got to this place in life despite all the warnings and advice and opportunities he had.
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We're all in that boat. If he died tomorrow due to his many many illnesses and health issues caused by overeating we'd all say, "finally".
 
densedance said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0RZ20blUC0o
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That was even more shit that I was expecting. No into or unboxing (I wonder why), vid just cuts in with him ranting about the read I/O panel cover with zero context, 60% of the video is him just talking about how it looks good when just on a loop installing stuff. Oh and the snap cut to the TV 'finally being done' and it's still loading shit but it's noticably darker out.

Not even getting into the bunker fuel caked to his grill, you could run a super-freighter on that shit.
 
AltisticRight said:
Why does this thing even exist? I hope it explodes. I have never thought to myself "a waterproof TV, that's what I need for my backyard".
What a sack of lazy useless shit.
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They're nice if you entertain a lot and have a gazebo grill and bar area to put it. None of which pertain to Jack.
Here's a good example of where 99.9% of people who have them, put them.
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Fub said:
Oh you're not going to ask which streamer I'm talking about? They also said they felt sorry for robs wife.
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Sorry, but why should I care? If you want to bring them up to promote their channel then do so. Don't do it in such a transparent fashion.

You literally joined the Orchards on Thursday, have posted nowhere else and come here to ask this question then when answered you ask why I didn't ask which streamer? Get fucked nigger faggot.

abobe said:
They're nice if you entertain a lot and have a gazebo grill and bar area to put it. None of which pertain to Jack.
Here's a good example of where 99.9% of people who have them, put them.
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That way I can kinda see it working. Not his set up where it's just put outside the door with the power cable running inside. At least have the decency to have a power outlet on the porch so the bugs don't get in.

I still don't get the point of needing a TV outside but you know, to each their own.
 
abobe said:
They're nice if you entertain a lot and have a gazebo grill and bar area to put it. None of which pertain to Jack.
Here's a good example of where 99.9% of people who have them, put them.
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For something like this, I don't think waterproofing is even needed. If it's raining and it does hit the TV, it will hit you as well. Just have some cover.
Also, waterproof doesn't mean humidity proof. I don't know where Jack lives but humidity kills electronics. A splash from rain usually shouldn't cause much concern.

It's just such a fundamentally stupid idea. With the money one invests in this dumbass gay gimmick, why not just buy one of those heavy duty TV stands on wheels? Just roll it outside when you want to and get it back indoors after.
 
big fucking blood pool in the chicken he cuts into but hes gonna eat a slice anyway. no jack, thats how you fucking get food poisoning or salmonella.
 
AltisticRight said:
Why does this thing even exist? I hope it explodes. I have never thought to myself "a waterproof TV, that's what I need for my backyard".
What a sack of lazy useless shit.
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I have only seen these things in amusement parks, providing minimum entertainment to people trapped in an hour long queue. I hope they upcharged the fuck out of him for buying a single unit, since they most likely deal in bulk orders
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Sorry, but why should I care? If you want to bring them up to promote their channel then do so. Don't do it in such a transparent fashion.

You literally joined the Orchards on Thursday, have posted nowhere else and come here to ask this question then when answered you ask why I didn't ask which streamer? Get fucked nigger faggot.
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I really wish people would lurk the threads they want to join the discussions of to get an understanding of how not to be a giant AIDS riddled faggot.
 
Jack's the kind of Christian that yells "Faggots are going to hell" while his hard dive is full of gay porn.

As for Rob he makes pretty good food, competent videos, seems like a nice guy when out and about, does charity work, and trolls Jack and a fan of the farms. Unless there's some dark skeleton in his closet you want to share STFU about Rob.
 
SmugTomato said:
That was even more shit that I was expecting. No into or unboxing (I wonder why), vid just cuts in with him ranting about the read I/O panel cover with zero context, 60% of the video is him just talking about how it looks good when just on a loop installing stuff. Oh and the snap cut to the TV 'finally being done' and it's still loading shit but it's noticably darker out.

Not even getting into the bunker fuel caked to his grill, you could run a super-freighter on that shit.
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Just watched the video. I hate how he still suggests that companies send him gifts or items to review on his "show". There is no link to their website in the description, which the company would almost 100% require if this was sent to him to promote the product. The only links he has are two Amazon affiliate links for the TV and stand.

Also, nice reflection fatso.
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abobe said:
Just watched the video. I hate how he still suggests that companies send him gifts or items to review on his "show". There is no link to their website in the description, which the company would almost 100% require if this was sent to him to promote the product. The only links he has are two Amazon affiliate links for the TV and stand.

Also, nice reflection fatso.
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