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When will Jack drop dead?

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Have we seen Jack or Tammy ever pray before eating? Janette praying before eating actually caught me off guard.
Jack isn’t into into practicing religion. Unironically he’s attracted to cult of personality. How many times would he go to church if it was a quaint presentation? The church I attend doesn’t even use music. I bet the only time Jack prays is when someone else takes the lead.
 
his choice of music and the jarring ways he slices the songs with no fade in or fade out is gradually making these videos feel more and more schizophrenic.
also noticed he has a jack skellington Funko-
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Jack could legitimately put hope into a smoker and I would not be surprised or even more disgusted by him.

But for some reason that Jack skeleton funko brings a new white hot rage that Achilles could not match.

TOTAL JACK DEATH
REMOVE SCOOTY PUFF

Harambe please punish him by empowering his wendigo.

Suffer Jack suffer.
 
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Jack could legitimately put hope into a smoker and I would not be surprised or even more disgusted by him.

But for some reason that Jack skeleton funk brings a new white hot rage that Achilles could not match.

TOTAL JACK DEATH
REMOVE SCOOTY PUFF

Harambe please punish him by empowering his wendigo.

Suffer Jack suffer.
If his dick worked he'd probably own a Fleshjack too, considering he's a faggot and it shares his name.
 
I thought it was established that Jack likes almost everything named Jack. Jack Skellington, Jack Daniel's. The one exception being Jack Russells, because it reminds him his mom hated him and named him after a dog.
 
Only interesting part of this one for me was how hot and hard the flame on his grill was going, like good lord dude its not gonna come back to life you can take your time with it.
You don't understand. Fatty needs his food cooked as soon as possible, as he needs to eat meat NOW.

Seriously, this is why his shit is always burnt on the outside and raw in the center. It's also the same reason he constantly burns his mouth on camera. The fat fuck has no patience and tries to cook and then eat everything as quickly as possible. This is the same fat fuck that has talked about on camera, how he needs to feel physically full of food or he's still "hungry".

It's also funny how you can actually see that the shit stuck to the grates is on fire, rather than any cooking flame.
 
Seriously, this is why his shit is always burnt on the outside and raw in the center.
Jack is so retarded and resistant to constructive criticism that he's somehow managed to LARP as a chef on the internet for almost 20 years without ever figuring out the concept of temperature control
 
Or you know, you just need to take more than one pill for what ails you.

And knowing Fatty he needs to take a handful of pills every day.
I can totally accept that Jack's probably fallen into the medication carousel, constantly chasing his tail taking drugs with dubious side effects to suppress the side effects of other drugs he's taking, but would you believe it my sympathy in this instance is nonexistent after all he's done to ensure he got to this place in life despite all the warnings and advice and opportunities he had.
 
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